Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Weekly (Quotable) Horoscope

I wanted to read the stars to give you guidance this week. But since my birthday celebration went long and wild... and there are other unbirthday activities today this will be brief. I can't be as elaborately specific as usual... So through this hazy overcast sky I see no stars but at least I'm hearing voices. When I look at you [insert name of sign here] this is what the voices are saying to me. Let this be your motto this week. (If you know the movie this week will be smooth sailing!)

Weekly Movie Horoscope
June 7th to June 13th Quote-Happy Edition

Aries (3.21-4.19)
"I'm going to be the Cinderella. You can be the cocker spaniel that eats spaghetti."

Taurus (4.20-5.20)
"This task was appointed to you ...If you do not find a way, no one will."

Gemini (5.21-6.20)
"You can't deal with my infinite nature"

Cancer (6.21-7.22)
"My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are, aren't there?"

Leo (7.23-8.22)
"Hello, gorgeous!"

Virgo (8.23-9.22)
"Being happy isn't all that great. I mean... the last time I was... really happy... I got really fat."

Libra (9.23-10.22)
"There is truth and there are lies, and art always tells the truth. Even when it's lying."

Scorpio (10.23-11.21)
"ESK-I-MO!"

Sagittarius (11.22-12.21)
"Don't you tell me what I can or can't do! Those days are over! And if I want to have an affair, or play sex games, or do M&M's, you can't stop me!"

Capricorn (12.22-1.19)
"See... most people never have to face the fact that, at the right time and the right place, they're capable of... anything!"

Aquarius (1.20-2.18)
"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

Pisces (2.19-3.20)
"He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them"


tags: movies, film, famous quotes, horoscope, zodiac

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know what most of these movies are, let's see:

Taurus- from 'The Matrix'?
Gemini - 'I Heart Huckabees'
Leo - 'Funny Girl'
Aquarius - 'American Beauty'?

But I'm Scorpio, I have no idea what that one is.

Josh T said...

Yay! I'm Waiting for Guffman! - Pisces

Josh T said...

Yay! I'm Waiting for Guffman! - Pisces

NATHANIEL R said...

scorpio --think TEEN CLASSIC

NATHANIEL R said...

Taurus is not The Matrix -a genre blockbuster yes and a recent one yes -but not the Matrix.

correct on gemini, leo, and aquarius.

Mikkel said...

"ESK-I-MO!" is from Heathers. I must have seen that film 10+ times over the years... and it's still damn funny and clever.

par3182 said...

taurus - lord of the rings
cancer - aliens

NATHANIEL R said...

correct

Anonymous said...

Heathers! Oh I loved that movie as a kid but I haven't seen it in a long time.

Taurus - Lord of the Rings - oh my bad. I knew I recognized that quote but I didn't put much thought into from where.

DL said...

Okay, so it's:

Aries - Girl, Interrupted
Taurus - The Lord of the Rings
Gemini - I ♥ Huckabees
Cancer - Aliens
Leo - Funny Girl
Virgo - sex, lies and videotape
Libra - Being John Malkovich
Sagittarius - Nine to Five??
Scorpio - Heathers
Capricorn - ??
Aquarius - American Beauty
Pisces - Waiting for Guffman

DL said...

Okay, so it's:

Aries - Girl, Interrupted
Taurus - The Lord of the Rings
Gemini - I ♥ Huckabees
Cancer - Aliens
Leo - Funny Girl
Virgo - sex, lies and videotape
Libra - Being John Malkovich
Sagittarius - Nine to Five??
Scorpio - Heathers
Capricorn - ??
Aquarius - American Beauty
Pisces - Waiting for Guffman

NATHANIEL R said...

Capricorn is from a 70s classic. Very dark. very famous.

Marcelo said...

Chinatown!

Marcelo said...

I know Capricorn is Chinatown because I am a Leo who feels like a Capricorn.
Could you explain that to me, Mr. Rogers?

NATHANIEL R said...

sure. you probably haveheavy Capricorn in your sign. Take me for example: I am a Gemini but I have Pisces as my ascendant and if I'm not feeling like a twin I'm looking at Pisces.