tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post2340054646231098893..comments2024-03-17T10:11:46.952-04:00Comments on Film Experience Blog: Say What? (Tom is so Impossible)NATHANIEL Rhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11597109147678235399noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-18645428252896137392010-10-18T17:06:09.493-04:002010-10-18T17:06:09.493-04:001st Picture:
Jeremy: What are you looking at?
To...1st Picture:<br /><br />Jeremy: What are you looking at?<br /><br />Tom: The building that blew up in front of my eyes?<br /><br />Between photo link:<br /><br />A knife flies toward Renner, forcing him to dive into the water.<br /><br />Improvement on initial second photo caption.<br /><br />Jeremy: Is that blue-haired psycho one of yours?<br /><br />Tom: Yes. Ace, and, unlike me, on two levels.Volvagianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-45532824362142689732010-10-18T15:33:13.054-04:002010-10-18T15:33:13.054-04:00Tom: Did you bring Affleck's comeback guide?
J...Tom: Did you bring Affleck's comeback guide?<br />Jeremy: Yeah, I left it with Suri. She's cleaning all the body thetans off of it.Kurtis Ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07946031309738374597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-65308475423235265382010-10-18T14:39:31.181-04:002010-10-18T14:39:31.181-04:00Tom: Congratulations on "The Hurt Locker.&quo...Tom: Congratulations on "The Hurt Locker."<br /><br />Jeremy: Thanks! Congratulations on...sorry.Kurtis Ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07946031309738374597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-71988315957887685892010-10-18T13:05:42.048-04:002010-10-18T13:05:42.048-04:001st Pic:
Jeremy: You're doing great. You ma...1st Pic:<br /><br />Jeremy: You're doing great. You make a perfect Norman Maine.<br /><br />Tom: Thanks. I still can't believe you agreed to play Esther.<br /><br />2nd Pic:<br /><br />Tom: But aren't I supposed to swim out here all alone?<br /><br />Jeremy: Yeah, but it's the gay version so we both have to drown. (Jeremy adds, under his breath: Besides, I think I've got a better chance at an Oscar if I die too.)billybilnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-29089145429980537932010-10-18T10:34:13.880-04:002010-10-18T10:34:13.880-04:00Don't worry, the Scientology space ship will p...Don't worry, the Scientology space ship will pick us up any minute now.Poleethmanhttp://www.iratemate.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-128512675479788182010-10-18T09:05:05.142-04:002010-10-18T09:05:05.142-04:00Jeremy: Why is that Blue Haired knife wielding psy...Jeremy: Why is that Blue Haired knife wielding psycho watching us?<br /><br />Tom: Oh, him? Don't be afraid. He's ace.Volvagianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-65956271426644462702010-10-18T03:43:21.338-04:002010-10-18T03:43:21.338-04:00"Let's fuck."
"Oh shit we'..."Let's fuck."<br /><br />"Oh shit we're being recorded!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-91324529752434210262010-10-17T22:47:14.028-04:002010-10-17T22:47:14.028-04:00In the first photo, why is Tom Cruise swimming lik...In the first photo, why is Tom Cruise swimming like no tomorrow and Jeremy Renner is just standing there poised to smoke a filtered cigarette. Oh that's right, Tom Cruise is short.bbatshttp://www.twitter.com/alex_bbatsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-18415481670483312692010-10-17T21:31:21.398-04:002010-10-17T21:31:21.398-04:001st pic:
Jer: Are you trying to do something impo...1st pic:<br /><br />Jer: Are you trying to do something impossible?<br /><br />Tom: Not impossible. Just risky.<br /><br />2nd pic:<br /><br />Jer: Oh no, it's the MPAA. But we're not doing anything!<br /><br />Tom: They probably think you're hugging me.James Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16055933146552583102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-10964840665222914902010-10-17T20:51:19.547-04:002010-10-17T20:51:19.547-04:00Jeremy 1: Hooray, I'm drowning, now I can get ...Jeremy 1: Hooray, I'm drowning, now I can get my adrenaline fix!<br /><br />Tom 1: Wanna see my Top Gun?<br /><br />*later*<br /><br />Jeremy 2: Oh crap, they saw us.Andrew R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08656464274438644356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-73750153356101363462010-10-17T20:33:43.632-04:002010-10-17T20:33:43.632-04:00or this....
1. Tom "Want to join me"
...or this....<br /><br />1. Tom "Want to join me"<br /><br />Jeremy "Sure, your huge, I mean, your a star, I mean.."<br /><br />2. Tom "My closet will self destruct in 5 seconds."Chris na Tarajanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-28653360667320032762010-10-17T20:31:53.477-04:002010-10-17T20:31:53.477-04:001. Tom "you've handled bombs before, rig...1. Tom "you've handled bombs before, right?<br /><br />Jeremy, "yes"<br /><br />2. Our mission is to dismantle M. Night Shyamalans LADY IN THE WATER, but I don't even know where to begin.Chris na Tarajanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-34069530624851379052010-10-17T20:05:24.448-04:002010-10-17T20:05:24.448-04:00Haha.
Sorry, I couldn't resist :)Haha.<br /><br />Sorry, I couldn't resist :)Calum Reedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05410595002533524268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-87792733000570464212010-10-17T19:51:06.406-04:002010-10-17T19:51:06.406-04:001
Tom: It's so cold here.
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Tom: Can you hu...1<br /><br />Tom: It's so cold here.<br /><br />2<br /><br />Tom: Can you hug me to warm me up? Nobody is seeing.cal rothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-20939655932498376442010-10-17T19:37:04.911-04:002010-10-17T19:37:04.911-04:00Jeremy 1: I see you're drowning in the chilly ...Jeremy 1: I see you're drowning in the chilly waters of homophobia.<br /><br />Jeremy 2: Guys, "The Hurt Locker" was just a movie! I swear! <br /><br />(Sorry to get political!)Aaronnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-70403513465108372102010-10-17T18:36:14.551-04:002010-10-17T18:36:14.551-04:00@cal:you stole my idea ;D@cal:you stole my idea ;Dpommenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-11351886851791089882010-10-17T18:32:41.907-04:002010-10-17T18:32:41.907-04:00"Are those gay rumours true?"
"Doe..."Are those gay rumours true?"<br /><br />"Does Top Gun exist?"Calum Reedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05410595002533524268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-13086050109256600162010-10-17T18:28:01.539-04:002010-10-17T18:28:01.539-04:00alternative to 1st photo:
"You know ... the ...alternative to 1st photo:<br /><br />"You know ... the water is only three feet deep here, you can stan--oh, you ARE standing ... awkwaaaaaard."AMentalFracturehttp://twitter.com/#!/AMentalFracturenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-28319583707437503182010-10-17T18:24:35.805-04:002010-10-17T18:24:35.805-04:00"You know ... from this angle you look like a..."You know ... from this angle you look like a movie star."<br /><br />"Shit ... do you think they saw us kissing?"AMentalFracturehttp://twitter.com/#!/AMentalFracturenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-25735467650838804262010-10-17T17:05:35.171-04:002010-10-17T17:05:35.171-04:00"Come on in, the water is warm!"
"..."Come on in, the water is warm!"<br /><br />"Wait a minute... why is it only warm over here?!?"allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06241850525959768187noreply@blogger.com