Thursday, January 07, 2010

An Expert At Dismantling

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JA from MNPP here, wishing the actor Jeremy Renner a wonderful 39th birthday. May this year be the best, most Oscar-nominated one yet!

I don't pay as much attention to the Oscars beforehand as Nat and y'all do but I am aware of the buzz that's long been around Renner's Hurt Locker performance this year (as well as the film as a whole) of course, and frankly I see it as a long, long time coming. I've been championing this chap for years! And here's a couple of the reasons why.

I think a lot of people dismissed Dahmer as one off the many redundant serial-killer exploitation flicks of the decade - post-Seven cinema's been littered with 'em after all. One of the Aughts' many somewhat questionable exploits - become a serial killer, get your own semi-sympathetic movie! It certainly worked wonders for Charlize Theron's career (not to knock Monster - I am a big-time defender of that entire film and her performance therein). But Dahmer came and went in 2002 with hardly a mention - it actually wasn't even until a couple of years later that I saw the film. But when I did, wham - Renner's take on Jeffrey Dahmer is no bull about it one of the the decade's finest performances, period. He not only makes you understand the hole at the center of Dahmer that led to such horrors, but he nails the disturbingly over-charged sexual angle as well. It's a disturbing film for a lot of reasons, but not because anyone ever lets Dahmer off the hook for the things he did - no, it's that Renner's performance is just so captivating that he burrows his way right into you from the screen. A star-making role that took seven or so years to take, I guess.

And then in 2007 he starred in another under-appreciated film, 28 Weeks Later, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo's sequel to Danny Boyle's smash zombie flick. I actually prefer the sequel to the original, for a lot of reasons, but I stand somewhat lonely on that front I do realize. I think most people took the film from too face-on a point-of-view, when it begged to be viewed from the side, as a sort of metaphorical fairy-tale - Poppa Bear's turned into the Big Bad Wolf and he's gonna gobble those kids right up. But aside from the film itself's worth, once again Renner popped off the screen to me as sort of the - if we're gonna continue looking at the film as a fairy-tale for the moment - Hunter figure that comes between Little Red Riding Hood(s) and the big mean wolf monster. It also serves as sort of a precursor to his role in The Hurt Locker in at least an exterior fashion, since he's a big serious soldier-man here too.

But all that's beside the point really, since once again, although here with a much smaller canvas to play on than in Dahmer, he's instilling his character with so much, well, character, that he just sorta reaches off the screen and smacks ya across the cheek in a playful and loving manner. He can so easily project this easy-going camaraderie to the audience, this feeling that the two of you have a secret and are in this together. Whether, as in Dahmer the secret is the monstrous sort that you'd rather not be a part of, or in 28 Weeks Later and The Hurt Locker, it's more of a fraternal bond, a you-and-me-against-the-world sens of intimacy, is up to the film surrounding him. But Jeremy Renner takes you where he's going every single second the camera's pointed at his face. He takes them, and us, apart, only to piece us together again in some new fashion afterward. Never to be the same again.
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Barrel of Linkeys

Links
<-- Design Junkies LOL. Superheroes on album covers of the 80s. The Batgirl one is awesome too
CHUD is excited for Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Cinematical remembers sex, lies and videotape (1989) Love that movie. I totally would've nominated it for Best Picture of 1989... along with those Fab' Baker Boys and maybe Heathers and The Little Mermaid. That's one of those years where I don't like Oscar's list much.
In Contention Guy's top 10 of the decade.
Mighty God King on the best movies of 2009. I disagree with so much of this but I smiled at this bit on The Hurt Locker
Winning a shitload of critical acclaim, because Serious Movie Critics, deep down, love to see shit blow up like everybody else...
AfterElton Neil Patrick Harris wins 'Gay Man of the Decade' award, topping John Barrowman
Cinema Blend Thor takes Spider-Man 4's summer 2011 release date. Why do I keep caring about Thor when I've never liked the comic and the casting pissed me off?

Did you see Mariah Carey's drunken acceptance speech at Palm Springs for her "breakthrough" work in Precious. "Please forgive me. I'm... yeah."



Slow down Mariah. It's not even Golden Globe weekend.

On Avatar
Matt Langer 'cultural sensitivity on the cheap'
Sammy Ray struggles with not being transported by the movie. Has his inner child died?
i09 "Only 'The Tree of Souls' could heal Tiger Woods now!" You know a movie is massive when its referenced everywhere in unexpected ways

parting shot
IndieWire So many movies are inegible for the WGA this year. With all these movies out of the running, someone might get unexpected buzz. Not that next week's nominations will help anyone with most Oscar ballots presumably returned and the ineligible films being, well, eligible with Oscar.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

The Oscar Combination

What matters most in the Oscar race...?
  • Critics (quotable raves, festival honors, year end prizes)
  • Media (favoritism from EW to Awards Daily to Oprah)
  • Precursors (love from the guilds and the Globes)
  • Momentum (the past triumphs of actors and directors)
  • Prestige (subject matter x genre ÷ filmmaking team assembled)
  • Industry Pull (Hollywood eats their own, but some are higher on the food chain)
  • Audience (box office popularity and buzz)


If you answered, "Trick Question! All of the above," you are correct...

...where I'll be sounding off on the Oscars weekly. This article focuses on mastering The Oscar Combination and why I don't think James Cameron's Avatar is the frontrunner, despite its billion dollar haul. Also discussed: The Hurt Locker, Up in the Air, Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock.
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The Magnificent Seven ?

"Bake offs" sounds like something the Academy would have asked 1950s candidates for Best Actress to do. But no, it's a term for the winnowing of contestants in various Oscar races prior to the nominations themselves. They almost never go for visual effects that aren't solely computer generated which is why (we presume) that Where the Wild Things Are's fantastic blend of puppets, stunts, sets, makeup effects and CGI didn't place. The seven finalists for Oscar's Best CGI competition also known as best visual effects are:
  • Avatar
    flying dragons, 3D, actors as statuesque blue aliens, spaceships and exo-skeletons
  • District 9
    prawn-like aliens, grotesque transformations, and badass weaponry
  • Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
    sinewy sinister black clouds, frequent apparating, and the usual
  • Star Trek
    world destruction, space drilling, and boldly going where 9 other films had gone before
  • Terminator Salvation
    heavy metal, resurrecting Ahnuld, aerial craziness and a brand new cyborg
  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    giant f***ing robots... again
  • 2012
    mass global destruction imagined by sadistic computer artists
Sam Worthington -- the unofficial new mascot of the category!

My predictions for the Oscar nominees are in red. For those of you who've already forgotten what the semi-finalists were, know that those 7 films above were found worthier of effects honors than these eight: Where the Wild Things Are, Sherlock Holmes, GI Joe Rise of Cobra, Watchmen, Angels and Demons and animated pictures Coraline, G-Force and Disney's A Christmas Carol. Do you agree or think this branch need their eyes checked (or their minds opened) before they do any more baking?

Oscar Trivia: Should Avatar win the Oscar for visual effects it will be the 5th James Cameron film to do so: Aliens, The Abyss, Terminator 2 and Titanic were all winners. And he's only made 8 features. His only film to be nominated that did not win this category was True Lies.

Curio: Nathan Gelgud's Movie Trios

Alexa from Pop Elegantiarum here with some more film curiosities. I love a great film-inspired doodle (Nathaniel's iPhone doodles are always a treat), and Brooklyn cartoonist Nathan Gelgud doesn't disappoint in that department. These fantastic "Movie Trios" are all still available at his etsy shop!


Here is François Truffaut's hero Jean-Pierre Léaud, caught between his older and younger lovers (Delphine Seyrig and Claude Jade) in Stolen Kisses.

Next in his chronology is Miou-Miou in Bertrand Biller's film Going Places, shown between her two thuggish men (Patrick Dewaere and Gérard Depardieu).


Finally, my favorite is After Hours (oh how I love Scorcese's quirky 80s noir), where Nathan draws the suicidal Rosanna Arquette between John Heard and Griffin Dunne. I like how he's placed Arquette in the middle; she really put the whole mess into motion, after all.

Nathan will also draw any custom Movie Trio that you want. So I've been thinking of other film trios I'd love to see from more recent decades. Maybe Bess, Jan and Dodo from Breaking The Waves? Ray, Ken and Harry from In Bruges?

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

USC Scripters Awards Ignores Its Programming, Loves the Prawns

Here's how the USC Scripters, an annual book-to-screen honors organization describes itself on their own website
Established in 1988, the USC Libraries Scripter Award is an honor bestowed annually by the Friends of the USC Libraries in recognition of the best film adaptation of a book or novella, and is given to both the author and screenwriter. By honoring the literary artistry and collaborative process of turning a book into a screenplay and ultimately into a film, this unique award acknowledges the full spectrum of the writers' creative process.
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So... yeah.

So I'm not sure how District 9 was even eligible, since it's based on a short film, but these 'Library Friends' went there anyway. Are they also experiencing inexplicable cravings for catfood?!?

Their nominees:
  • Crazy Heart
  • District 9
  • An Education
  • Precious
  • Up in the Air
Crazy Heart and District 9 sure are picking up last minute awards steam, aren't they? I'm happy for District 9 even if it isn't one of my "favorites" just because it's such a nontraditional choice for awards season glory and more thinking outside the box is always good. This could well be the Oscar Adapted Screenplay list, too, although there's a number of other possibilities: Invictus, In the Loop, Where the Wild Things Are (I realize that's just me dreaming... but seriously, how hard must that have been to adapt?!), The Road, The Informant!, A Single Man and though I doubt it's happening now I suppose a posthumous nod for Anthony Minghella on Nine would occur to at least some voters.

The Crazy Heart case makes me a little befuddled, too. It made Kate Winslet "come undone" but it didn't do much for me at all apart from Bridges and the music (both wonderful). I'm not sure what people are seeing in it otherwise. Or are two elements enough to make a movie one of the year's bests? I saw something overly familiar and repetitive when I looked at it. But I should stop resenting it* pronto and just love that they're finally going to get around to honoring my Jeff Bridges.


*I can't help it. I'm wired to resent those naked "we couldn't commit but now we're releasing it at the last second because we think we might be able to win an Oscar" releases. They just reinforce all the bad patterns of the Oscar circus and the studio mandated film ghettos.

The Alien-Loving Producers Guild

The Producers Guild of America announced their motion picture nominations today and there’s something for everyone whether you like war films, science fiction, unimaginative triumph-of-the-spirit exercizes, comedies, contemporary dramas or toons. The award is named after Darryl F. Zanuck who himself could claim to have brought a little something for everyone to the screens over his seemingly everlasting career (all the way from the silent era to the early 70s)

the nominees
AVATAR James Cameron & Jon Landau
DISTRICT 9 Carolynne Cunningham & Peter Jackson
AN EDUCATION Finola Dwyer & Amanda Posey
THE HURT LOCKER tba
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS Lawrence Bender
INVICTUS Clint Eastwood, Rob Lorenz, Lori McCreary & Mace Neufeld
PRECIOUS: BASED ON THE NOVEL PUSH BY SAPPHIRE Lee Daniels, Gary Magness & Sarah Siegel-Magness
STAR TREK J.J. Abrams & Damon Lindelof
UP Jonas Rivera
UP IN THE AIR tba

The PGA has always swung more populist in their nominations than Oscar so, despite what you'll read elsewhere, don’t expect all three of their science fiction nominees to transfer to Oscar’s top ten. People are so excitable. You know they'll start saying it.

Though this guild may be making a devout effort to supress the Academy’s science fiction allergies history doesn't suggest that Oscar will budge much. Unless I've made an accounting error (possible) only 3 sci-fi films have ever been nominated for Best Picture: E.T. The Extra Terrestrial(1982) and Star Wars (1977) and A Clockwork Orange (1971). Nope... Close Encounters, Blade Runner, and 2001: A Space Odyssey (among other sci-fi classics) were passed over. Look it up! It's arguably the Academy's least favorite genre -- fantasy and even horror seem easier to find in their archives.

Even with their animated nominees the PGA tilted sci-fi embracing the otherwise shunned "9" (which hasn't been racking up the raves or the pre-season honors) in their field of five. The other nominees are expected Oscar favorites: Coraline, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Princess and the Frog and Up.
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Favorite 100 Movies of the Decade (#100-76)

We're doing this a little different than we did the male and female performances... but we're still skipping the 2009 films -- we'll get to those starting this weekend (I'm not quite ready to start the awards... sorry!). I'm still turning the 2009 movies around on my tongue and deciding how they taste. Had Avatar for a second time tonight. Verdict: deliciously bold flavors ... with a distinct cheese popcorn aftertaste. I will gladly devour it a third time.

DISCLAIMER 1: As you would surely know if you've ever made such a list, judging/enjoying an entire decade is a very personal thing and also a hopelessly ephemeral process. The movies would be in a different order if the list were made on another day. And decades take years to settle. I didn't know with 100% certainty when the 1990s ended that The Piano, Heavenly Creatures and Boogie Nights would cement themselves as my definitive trinity for that time frame but they did.

the list #100-76, #75-51, #50-31, #30-16 and #15-1.
Awards for 2009 begin tomorrow or thereabouts.





DISCLAIMER 2: I'm leaving out documentaries because -- personal thing -- I can't compare them to narrative features very well. Just not a trick I'm good at performing. But if you must know my favorite documentary of the decade is Grizzly Man with a sly wink towards The Gleaners and I and a shout out to Trouble the Water.

DISCLAIMER 3: I've decided to combine trilogies and two-parters (if i love them) because I am lame (sorry Robert!) and you should know ahead of time. This affects their final rank in every case though not in a positive way.

"I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit."

100 Burn After Reading dir. The Coen Bros (2008)
When the Coen Bros are feeling misanthropic I prefer their full throttle satires to their seriocomic efforts (I can't love A Serious Man. I tried) And because the actors seem to be having a blast going deliciously big.

99 Away From Her dir. Sarah Polley (2007)
We'd been away from her (Julie Christie) too long. Polley must direct again.

98 Match Point dir. Woody Allen (2005)
97 Vicky Christina Barcelona dir. Woody Allen (2008)
Because Woody used to deliver classics. And he almost did it again... twice!

96 Jesus Son (1999, released in 2000)
Because even "Fuckhead"(s) need love. Samantha Morton sure can shimmy.


95 Monsters Inc dir. Pete Docter, David Silverman and Lee Unkrich (2001)
A genius concept executed with Pixar panache.

94 The House of Mirth dir. Terence Davies (2000)
The inexorable downfall of Lily Bart still haunts me. You could blame that on the rich source material but this is real cinema: the gilded age tableaus, the musical interlude over the water, and the stomach turning malevolence of one Laura Linney (way scarier than she was in Mystic River)

93 The Painted Veil dir. John Curran (2006)
Because sometimes those movies that get buried at the tail end of December and are completely ignored by just about everyone including that 13" shiny gold guy are way better than you could possibly expect them to be. Naomi Watts is the best she's ever been in a film not directed by David Lynch.

92 Låt den Rätte Komme In (Let the Right One In) dir. Tomas Alfredson (2008)
I despair that Hollywood is foolish enough to remake it. I'd wish them good luck (because boy will they need it) but I don't feel particularly generous about this urge of theirs.

91 Monster House dir. Gil Kenan (2006)
Because right from its bratty first frames its hilarious, inventive and golden with nostalgia.


90 The Triplets of Belleville dir. Sylvain Chomet (2003)
The theme song is still stuck in my head 7 years later.

89 The Others dir. Alejandro Amenábar (2001)
I still chuckle thinking of Nick's description of Nicole Kidman's hit performance... "ceramic befuddlement" (teehee)

88 Junebug dir. Phil Morrison (2005)
Amy Adams is bliss but so is the rest of the movie. My favorite scene: George singing at church and his wife's silent stunned curiousity. Morrison must direct again.

87 The Squid and the Whale dir. Noah Baumbach (2005)
Pitch perfect performances elevate this already exquisite example of the riches that talented filmmakers can mine from their own backstory.


86 Michael Clayton dir. Tony Gilroy (2007)
The kind of expertly judged mainstream movie Hollywood ought to be making a lot more of. Bonus points: If there were only five nominees for Supporting Actress in the decade, Tilda Swinton would still look awfully win-worthy in the shortlist.

85 The Departed dir. Martin Scorsese (2006)
Repeat viewings don't diminish its potent plot turns and they actually improve the performances... particularly amping up the slipperiness of Matt Damon and the pain in Leonardo DiCaprio's eyes. And how many remakes can claim to be better than the original, anyway? Not too damn many. What's more: Infernal Affairs wasn't exactly a mediocrity.

84 No Man's Land dir. Danis Tanovic (2001)
I still think about that ending.

83 In Bruges dir. Martin McDonagh (2008)
Because it's a trip to see a great playwright transfer so well to filmmaking. And because Colin Farrell guilt-ridden hitman hurts so authentically without diminishing the funny.

82 8 Femmes (8 Women) dir. François Ozon (2002)
Love that curtain call finale. Take another bow, ladies.

81 The New World dir. Terrence Malick (2005, released in a different version in 2006)
Because I've only seen it once, don't know which version that was, but still vividly remembering touching the grass, feeling the water and blinking in the sunlight from my theater seat. And, finally, marvelling that there were two New Worlds when one was already enough.


80 Demonlover dir. Olivier Assayas (2002, released in 2003)
As icy and diabolically mysterious as Summer Hours is warm and practically forthcoming. How does Assayas do it? And can he keep on doing it?

79 Une Liaison Pornographique (An Affair of Love) dir. Frederick Fonteyne (1999, released in 2000)
There aren't as many intelligent, sexy, absorbing relationship movies as there should be. At least the French still make them. Merci!

78 Temporado de Patos (Duck Season) dir. Fernando Eimbcke (2004, released in 2006)
A true original and one that rewards the patient viewer. So many movies that cost 500 times as much don't give half this much pleasure.


77 Zodiac dir. David Fincher (2007)
Fincher's obvious affinity for obsessive haunted analytical men makes me worried for him. Do you think he'll be tearing his hair out while drinking himself to oblivion for years trying to solve the mystery of Benjamin Button being his most popular film and the only one Oscar ever cared for (even though it's nowhere close to his best)?

76 Un Conte de Noël (A Christmas Tale) dir. Arnaud Depleschin (2008)
I would so give Catherine Deneuve my bone marrow, wouldn't you? Desplechin's rich, thick anecdotal, testy, restless, mysteriously moving scrapbooky-cinemathing about the Vuillard family and their dying mother is so generous that I can shove nine-plus adjectives into this sentence (just did!) and still come up short in describing its arsenal of moods, feelings and detours.
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next: 75-51
Aronofsky your supplier, Patrick Bateman the abstract, Morvern the enigma... and more

then: 50-31
idiots, unwanted pregnancies, superheroes, and a busty crusader

Monday, January 04, 2010

She and Him. The Cuteness of Zjoooey


It occurs to me that The Cute Hierarchy must be adjusted yet again to honor the most adorable screen couple of 2009: Zjoooey. I hereby dedicate this week of blogging to them!




"Why do you let me stay here?"


The summer gem (500) Days of Summer wasn't quite enough to unsettle the top tiers of cute. But once combined with the force of their dance moves in the She and Him video (above), small animals with ginormous eyes everywhere were quaking in fear in 2009. So Much Cuteness. Who can compete?

The other big shakeup: After decades in the top ten, chipmunks finally fall off the list altogether, their plump cheeked reputation forever tarnished by Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel [shudder]


1. baby kittens
holding down the top position since 1938 when Shirley Temple was vanquished
2. dolphins (+8)
they're all the rage again


3. puppies
4. baby seals
5. babies
6. otters (-4)
7. cupcakes
8. bunnies
9. WALL•E's Hello Dolly obsession (+5)
10. Hugh Dancy (new entry)



11. dimples
12. baby ducks in a line following their mama (-3)
13. Zjooey
14. unexpected gifts from loved ones
15. Australian accents
16. rainbows
17. Carey Mulligan (especially in the rain) (+6)
18. "The Lonely Goatherd" (+12)
what? Sound of Music was on the tube the other day



19. Natalie Wood in Miracle on 34th Street (+30 ...typical holiday spike)
20. screwball comedy
21. pomeranians
22. bunny slippers
23. Meryl Streep and Steve Martin smoking weed (new entry)

24. Amy Adams (-11)
25. ice cream cones

Yes, No, Maybe So: Inception and Knight and Day

Rather than ignore trailers in 2010, The Film Experience is joining the conversation. But we're not falling for that OMG! IT'LL BE AWESOME trap. It's all about managing expectations since any film could be great or terrible and most are somewhere inbetween.



Inception
, opening July 16th, is Chris Nolan's follow up to The Dark Knight starring Leonardo DiCaprio as some sort of idea thief, Ellen Page as some sort of telep -- well, her mind or her imagination is involved somehow (it's confusing. Yay!). When I met Joseph Gordon-Levitt last month I asked him who most of his scenes were with and he wouldn't say a word. Not a word. They're hiding details. Good for them.


Yes. The city curving up on itself is an interesting image but if I have to pick the one moment in the trailer that gets to me in a charged "I want to see this!"way is that backwards seated dive into a bathtub with the incongruous overlay of all that girlie "WAKE ME UP!" shrieking. Chills.

That and Leo drowning brings back happy memories.


No. Why are 78% of all action movies filmed with minor variations on the steel blue palette. For decades now. Filters come in all colors.


Maybe So. I love my mind to be blown as much as the next person, but that's harder and harder for filmmakers to do in this age of give-the-whole-movie-away pre-release buildup. I love that this trailer doesn't over explain (or even explain) the movie. But it's only the second teaser. I suspect there'll be at least 3 more, each more expository than the last. Can they keep the mystery intact enough to blow our minds? The trailer is skillfully tipping and turning its images in the promise that the movie will be dizzying.




Knight and Day, which opens in time for the 4th of July box office party stars Tom Cruise as a dangerously glib killing machine and Cameron Diaz as a confused woman who doesn't seem to know him but is continually thrust into his comic action messes.


Yes*. Seeing Cameron Diaz screaming in a dangerously swerving car within a trailer for a Tom Cruise movie reminds me of the only thing I liked about the disastrous Vanilla Sky (2000): Cameron Diaz screaming while dangerously swerving her car right off the road... with Tom Cruise in it. I think her histrionics in that earlier movie were skillfully modulated.

*I'm stretching. This trailer. Yikes.



No. Ambidextrous gun slinging is as tired a movie cliche as "cool guys don't look at explosions" both are "this is kickass!" shortcuts. And I, for one, ain't having it no mo'. Where is the filmmaker willing to think up a new "this is kickass!" action movie trope? Loved Avatar but a thrilling leaping off a cliff onto the back of a flying dragon isn't going to transfer so well to other movies.


Maybe So. Four or five years ago if Peter Sarsgaard invited me to jump in a car, I'd totally be all "SHOTGUN!" Now, I'm hesitant since he only plays creepy guys. On the other hand, Carey Mulligan just took him up on it and look what she got: a trip to Paris and mucho Oscar buzz.

So...
...jump in the car?

What's your verdict?
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Sunday, January 03, 2010

NSFC: Painters, Bomb Squads and Foxholes

The National Society of Film Critics, typically the last critics group to announce, have finally done the deed. They've gone with the following...

Picture & Director: The Hurt Locker (Kathryn Bigelow)
Actress: Yolande Moreau, Seraphine
Actor: Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker
Supporting Actress: Mo'Nique, Precious
Supporting Actor (tie): Paul Schneider, Bright Star and Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

winners from California, Minnesota, North Carolina and Maryland

Foreign Film: Summer Hours (Olivier Assayas)
Cinematography: The White Ribbon (Christian Bergen)
Production Design: Fantastic Mr. Fox (Nelson Lowry)
Screenplay:
A Serious Man (Joel and Ethan Coen)
Documentary: The Beaches of Agnes (Agnes Varda)

The acclaim for certain pictures and performances continues. I knew about the Cesar award but it's strange that I remember hearing nothing from the critical community about Yolande Moreau until her two big awards (LAFCA and NSFC). But it's nice to see Bright Star getting a smidgeon of last minute acting attention. It's not so strange that Whishaw's pensive sensitivity was overlooked (that's not what voters go for in male actors, no matter how skilled they are at delivering it) but it was a mildly strange development that Abbie Cornish couldn't generate awards season traction at any point... though she did come in third with the NSFC.

Do you think Fantastic Mr. Fox could be the first animated film to win an Art Direction Oscar nomination or is that a pipe dream?
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Michael Haneke, Supreme Confounder

A mssg received from my friend 'txt critic' today.
Lincoln Plaza is the WORST! Half of my audience was literally snoring through "The White Ribbon" -- in unison! -- and one half-deaf woman bellowed an hour in, 'I THOUGHT THIS HAD TO DO WITH THE HOLOCAUST.'

I swear UWS seniors ruin more movies than anyone.
I wasn't there but I can attest to this phenomenon. You will always get a perturbed earful when you see a Haneke picture on the Upper West Side. Should we presume the AMPAS members on the foreign film nominating committee will feel just as impatient with its mysteries and its implicitly projected "25 years later..." horror? AO Scott certainly didn't boost this Cannes Winner's Oscar cause with his recent review either.

But then I'm not currently speaking to AO anyway. He disses Haneke's always provocative direction just two weeks after raving about Clint Eastwood's work on Invictus??? What a world... what a world... [argh] don't make me talk about Invictus, AO. don't make me. I can't. I can't. It's just so ham-fistedly unworthy of discussion... [argh!]
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What Next?

Off to a late start today. My top ten list and the 10th Annual FB Awards begin this week. As usual, I'm arguing with myself when it comes to just about every category and just about every rank (especially the dread "fifth spot". My point is this: more coffee required.

Talk amongst yourselves. Here's a conversation starter:
  • Who are you absolutely obsessed with at the moment? I'm going through a Zooey & Joey phase. Hugh Dancy and Julie Andrews are also fighting for my brain space.
  • Do you find yourself resenting/rooting-against movies that don't open in your town when it comes to the Oscars?
Also help me plan ahead for 2010 by answering the following poll...

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Top 50 Performances of the Decade (Female)

This list has more repeat offenders than the male list yesterday. Please give these 45 talented women one last round of applause before we take a break from the decade stuff to embark on the 2009 awards. As with the male list, I didn't include any 2009 performances (let the year settle first) though there is at least one that would obviously (x 50) be here if I did...

"And it's time my luck changed. And it's time something went right for me!"

-"Julia" makes a plea for a surprise Tilda Swinton nomination this year.
PLEASE NOTE: This list should not be mistaken for an updated 'Actresses of the Aughts' chart. [editors note: I may attempt to return to that massive project in a definitive way after this year's Oscar race is complete]. How you feel about someone's entire career can be markedly different than how you feel about individual turns and an actress whose skill you may admire might not hit you as hard emotionally as she hits others. Then there are actresses I prefer to some of the ones who show up here who don't appear at all! Etcetera. These lists were made quickly and are obviously personal. Try to make one yourself and you'll be surprised who you have to leave out. That's the subjective nature of listmaking. Here's the top 50 alphabetically (the dozen best/favorite hastily marked in red and are highly subject to change).
  • Amy Adams, Junebug (2005)
  • Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married (2008)
  • Annette Bening, Being Julia (2004)
  • Björk, Dancer in the Dark (2000) *
  • Cate Blanchett, The Aviator (2004)
  • Catherine Deneuve, Dancer in the Dark (2000) *
  • Catherine O'Hara, A Mighty Wind (2003) *

    "...more precious than a pot of gold"

  • Catherine Zeta-Jones, Chicago (2002)
  • Charlotte Rampling, Under the Sand (2001) *
  • Daryl Hannah, Kill Bill (2003/2004) *
  • Diane Lane, Unfaithful (2002)
  • Ellen Burstyn, Requiem for a Dream (2000)
  • Emily Blunt, The Devil Wears Prada (2006) *
  • Emmanuelle Devos, Kings & Queen (2005) *
  • Holly Hunter, thirteen (2003)
  • Imelda Staunton, Vera Drake (2004)
  • Isabelle Huppert, The Piano Teacher (2002) *
  • Jeon do-Yeon, Secret Sunshine (2007) *
  • Joan Allen, The Upside of Anger (2005) *
  • Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal (2006)
  • Julia Roberts, Erin Brockovich (2000)
  • Julianne Moore, Far From Heaven (2002)
  • Julie Christie, Away From Her (2007)
  • Julie Delpy, Before Sunset (2004) *

  • "what does that mean: the 'right' man, the 'love of your life'? The concept is absurd!"

  • Kate Winslet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
  • Laura Dern, INLAND EMPIRE (2006) *
  • Laura Linney, The Savages (2007)
  • Laura Linney, You Can Count On Me (2000)
  • Maggie Cheung, In the Mood For Love (2001) *
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal, Happy Endings (2005) *
  • Maria Bello, A History of Violence (2005) *
  • Michelle Pfeiffer, White Oleander (2002) *
  • Miranda Richardson, Spider (2002/2003) *
  • Meryl Streep, Adaptation (2002)
  • Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
  • Naomi Watts, Mulholland Dr (2001) *
  • Nicole Kidman, Birth (2004) *

  • "Don't bother me again."

  • Nicole Kidman, Moulin Rouge! (2001)
  • Nicole Kidman, The Others (2001) *
  • Patricia Clarkson, Far From Heaven (2002) *
  • Penélope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
  • Penélope Cruz, Volver (2006)
  • Rachel Weisz, The Constant Gardener (2005)
  • Rosemary DeWitt, Rachel Getting Married (2008) *
  • Sally Hawkins, Happy-Go-Lucky (2008) *
  • Samantha Morton, Morvern Callar (2002) *
  • Tang Wei, Lust Caution (2007) *
  • Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton (2007)
  • Uma Thurman, Kill Bill (2003/2004) *
  • Virginia Madsen, Sideways (2004)

Which performances do you hold most dear from the past 10 years? And which are you "off consensus" on? In regards to the latter, do you often feel beat up by friends & strangers for not genuflecting as expected? I know I do! Finally -- and I think this question is most interesting -- which performances have continued to surprise, grow on you, or play games with your memory over the years?

Update Summer 2010: These 2009 performances, now that they've settled in as "cinema of the past," would have to be included in this top 50. Who to drop to make room for them?
  • Gabourey Sidibe, Precious (2009)
  • Mo'Nique, Precious (2009)
  • Tilda Swinton, Julia (2009)
See also: male performances and top 100 films...

an * indicates a performance that was snubbed by Oscar. I consulted only my own "best" lists and not Oscar charts while composing the list. A surprisingly robust 52% of these performances were not Oscar nominated.
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Say What? Rapunzel

Amuse us in the comments. Add a caption or dialogue to this new image from Disney's next fairytale animated musical, Rapunzel


I'll repost on Wednesday with the winning entry.

P.S. When I was a little kid I totally dreamed of being an animator. And you know what fairy tale I wanted to make since Disney wasn't doing it? You guessed it. God, I hope this one is good. It opens next Thanksgiving or thereabouts.
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Friday, January 01, 2010

Top 50 Performances of the Decade (Male)

They aren't ranked. Deal with it. I must thank these 47 actors again (three performers have two entries) one last time for delivering such indelible characterizations these past ten years. Bid them adieu before moving on to a fresh decade, the Teens. You may notice that this list includes no 2009 performances. It's too early! I don't wanna give away my upcoming nominees and I still need time to let the year settle. My dozen favorites are selected rather impulsively in red. And with "best/favorites" it's always subject to change with the passing of time... or moods.
  • Adrien Brody, The Pianist (2002)
  • Andy Serkis, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) *
  • Ben Kingsley, Sexy Beast (2001)
  • Bill Murray, Lost in Translation (2003)

  • "make it Suntory times"

  • Billy Bob Thornton, The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) *
  • Campbell Scott, Rodger Dodger (2002) *
  • Chris Cooper, Adaptation (2002)
  • Christian Bale, American Psycho (2000) *
  • Clive Owen, Closer (2004)
  • Daniel Craig, Casino Royale (2006) *
  • David Strathairn, Good Night, and Good Luck. (2005)
  • Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood (2007)
  • Dennis Quaid, Far From Heaven (2002) *
  • Denzel Washington, Training Day (2001)
  • Ed Harris, Pollock (2000)
  • Ewan McGregor, Moulin Rouge! (2001) *
  • Forrest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland (2006)
  • Gael Garcia Bernal, Bad Education (2004) *


  • Haley Joel Osment, A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) *
  • Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain (2005)
  • Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight (2008)
  • Hugh Jackman, The Fountain (2006) *
  • Ian McKellen, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
  • Jack Nicholson, About Schmidt (2002)
  • Jake Gyllenhaal, Brokeback Mountain (2005)
  • Javier Bardem, Before Night Falls (2000)
  • Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men (2007)
  • Jeff Bridges, The Door in the Floor (2004) *

  • "my penis is funny"

  • Jeff Daniels, The Squid and the Whale (2005) *
  • Jim Broadbent, Moulin Rouge! (2001) *
  • Jim Carrey, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) *
  • John Cameron Mitchell, Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) *
  • Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
  • Jude Law, I Huckabees (2004) *
  • Mark Ruffalo, You Can Count On Me (2000) *
  • Mark Wahlberg, I Huckabees (2004) *
  • Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler (2008)
  • Paul Bettany, Dogville (2004) *
  • Paul Giamatti, Sideways (2004) *
  • Peter Sarsgaard, Shattered Glass (2003) *


  • "he handed us fiction after fiction..."

  • Robert Downey Jr, Tropic Thunder (2008)
  • Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson (2006)
  • Sean Penn, Milk (2008)
  • Terrence Howard, Hustle & Flow (2005)
  • Thomas Hayden Church, Sideways (2004)
  • Tom Wilkinson, In the Bedroom (2001)
  • Tony Leung Chiu-Wai, In the Mood For Love (2001) *
  • Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises (2007)
  • Viggo Mortensen, A History of Violence (2005) *
  • Willem Dafoe, Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
Narrowing it down further woulda killed me, I tell you. The things I do for lists...

Update Summer 2010: These 2009 performances, now that they've settled in as "cinema of the past," would have to be included in the list above. Who to drop to make room for them?
  • Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds (2009)
  • Colin Firth, A Single Man (2009)
See also: 50 Female Performances and Top 100 Films

an * indicates a performance that was not recognized by Oscar. 46% of the list as it turns out (I did not look at Oscar nomination charts while composing this but at my own past years of "best" lists).
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Happy New Year !!!

Can you believe it's 2010?

Are you superstitious about how you start your filmgoing year? What will the first movie be? I'm aiming for Avatar in IMAX and a couple of other revisits before the top ten list commences in a day or three.
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