and the winner is by Paul C It's a bit exclusionary --you have to have seen The Fountain but if you did it's pretty darn funny
Amuse us. Add a caption or a line o' dialogue to this photo of Cate Blanchett on the set of The Golden Age (the sequel to Elizabeth) in the comments.
Thanks to everyone for playing. Now, who's excited to see this movie?
"Shekar, if I'm going to have a piece of the Great Barrier Reef on my head, couldn't it be more colorful?"
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ReplyDeleteCate decided not to wear this to the oscars because she could not find Nemo.
ReplyDelete"OK. Who's the wiseass who washed my hair with Tree of Life sap?"
ReplyDelete"I have a fucking flower growing out of my head. Hell, if I'd wanted that, I'd have just done Taymor's "Across the Universe", but I'm a fucking QUEEN. And QUEENS with flowers enveloping their heads don't win Oscars.
ReplyDeleteFrigid, uptight, unemotional British bitches do.
ugh. i hate my life."
Damn,shawty,I said hook me up wit dem 30 inches,not dem 26s
ReplyDeleteCate Blanchett furrowed her brow, worried that the high lace collar on her dress was going to distract too much attention from her performance.
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ReplyDelete"There is only room for one Queen in this town and I'll be damned if it's Helen-bloody-fucking-Mirren."
ReplyDelete"This is what happens from working too much: mistaking dandelions for tiaras."
ReplyDeleteQueen Eliabeth mourns as she realizes she has set a trend from which British fashion would never recover.
ReplyDeletequeen/drag queen
ReplyDeleteRed-heads do have more fun!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure THIS is the way to get another Oscar? I think playing ugly or mentally disabled would've been easier...
ReplyDelete"Here I am!"
ReplyDeleteElizabeth was unhappy at rumours circulating about her being a feather-brain and an heir head...
ReplyDeleteHopefully, this costume, and these feathers, and this makeup will not overshadow my performance, and cost me a nomination for this Oscar vehicle...It happened to Ziyi Zhang and Kirsten Dunst. I'm frightened!
ReplyDelete"How many pigeons do I have to kill in order to have a decent hat?"
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ReplyDeleteThis breaking news just in...
ReplyDeleteCate Blanchett's head exploded today.
Early reports suggest that the Australian actress had just received word that she would be appearing in every film made in 2008. Sources tell us that the actress's brains fluttered to the ground with an elegant, precise, and intelligent grace -- much like her many acclaimed performances. We'll bring you more on this extraordinary event as events warrant. Back to to you, Soledad.
"Damn, I shouldn't have worn the second necklace. Joan Rivers will never forgive me."
ReplyDelete"In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a QUEEN. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and DESPAIR!"
ReplyDeleteAnd I am telling you...
ReplyDelete"Fine, I'll wear this thing, but I don't have to like it."
ReplyDelete(thought bubble: what kind of drugs is Shekhar on?)
But I gotta say, I love the one with the Tree of Life sap shampoo.
ReplyDelete"Shekhar, this damn sequel and ridiculous ostrich outfit better win me my fucking lead Oscar...Damn that Paltrow bitch."
ReplyDelete"Damnable birds and their unpredictable nesting habits! They're lucky that they're endangered."
ReplyDelete"I did not just lose to an American Idol reject...I did NOT just lose to an American Idol reject..."
ReplyDelete"Nathaniel doesn't love me anymore." (Sniff-sniff)
ReplyDeleteWhite? After LABOR DAY?! That bitch is going down. DOWN TOWN.
ReplyDelete(on a side note, I just quoted two different movies at once. Crazy.)
I so do hope Joan Rivers is nice.
ReplyDeleteCate Blanchett suddenly has deep reservations about starring in Mass A-Peel: The Carmen Miranda Story, written and directed by Michel Gondry.
ReplyDelete"Hey, you try looking imperious when you've got a daisy on your head!"
ReplyDeleteShekar (OS)
ReplyDeleteWardrobe, we have a problem!
Wardrobe Assistamt scurries up.
Shekar (OS)
Lose the ruff.
"No one told me about the bees."
ReplyDelete"Ladies and Gentlemen... I - and only I - give you: the queen!"
ReplyDeleteYou know, after the "Tree of Life sap" one, I'm not even going to bother with my lame entry...
ReplyDeleteDam these low budget brit costume dramas - feathers instead of diamonds!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to the movie, if only to see Owen and Blanchett act across each other (which was supposed to happen with Closer, but Blanchett went and got pregnant).
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to it. I mean, it's Cate returning to her greatest role (not my favourite, but definitely her best) and we have Geoffrey Rush returning to one of his best. Plus, Clive freakin' Owen.
ReplyDeleteThere was a funny skit during the AFI awards last year where they showed a clip of this movie (or it may have just been Elizabeth?) between Cate and Geoff. Geoff's dialogue was changed with him saying (along the lines of) "if you don't return to Australia for the AFI awards we'll get the next best thing. HELEN MIRREN" and just then Cate turns around and says an actual line from the movie "That whore!"
it was... funny at the time I guess.
Also, doesn't that flower look terrible CGI?
ReplyDelete*terribly
ReplyDelete(I'm just gonna crawl into a whole now)
Somewhere, Camilla is looking on green with envy... as is Cher, as is Björk.
ReplyDeleteAll shall love me and despair