Friday, August 17, 2007

For Nick on Sean's Birthday


...there you go you crazy person. Now shush!

As for todays other birthday... I don't care who asks -- I'm not wishing DeMcNiro a happy anything until he remembers that acting is not shameless mugging.
____________sincerely, the (grouchy) film bitch

15 comments:

  1. but he married Madonna!!
    Although (according to police reports) he did shove her head in the oven and turn the gas on.

    Poor madonna. He is a c*nt for that.

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  2. Anonymous9:21 PM

    Aw c'mon, just for one day can't Bobby coast on goodwill for his older, better work like *ahem* some of the actresses you worship?

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  3. I love how DeNiro is deemed a shameless mugger and Penn isn't. xD

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  4. Anonymous10:22 PM

    I actually thought he was calling Penn 'McNiro' at first. Which would be reductive, but not altogether untrue.

    I kind of wish that saving-the-world-via-photo-op Sean Penn would go away, and that punching-cameramen-in-the-face Sean Penn would come back.

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  5. Anonymous10:25 PM

    Hmmm, well I guess I won't ever be wishing Madonna a happy Birthday until she realizes that singing requires VOCAL ability, not barely there whispers.

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  6. (Reading the rest of the cover...)

    Snoop Dogg had a murder rap? How soon we forget.

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  7. john p --touché but who among the actresses worshipped here is mugging as 'phone it in' shamelessly as DeNiro these days?

    oh and i fixed the post. it DID read like i was calling Penn McNiro . unintentional amusements for all.

    colin --well i was trying to be nice to Nick ;) Penn is still capable of subtle stuff on occassion though. Is deNiro?

    I thought Penn was pretty solid and unpushy in 21 Grams (or maybe that was because he shared scenes with screamin' Naomi)

    neel isn't that crazy? i was just talking about this with friends the other day. It's actually rather telling that for culture as celebrity obsessed as ours the details have very short shelf lives. I mean... does anyone remember that Uma Thurman was once married to Gary Oldman?

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  8. They were?! Wow. I feel really young.

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  9. Ooo, I also love that this cover includes that corner bit: The Fall of Apple. Heh. That certainly dates it.

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  10. Ah yes, I had forgotten his subdued perf in 21 Grams. That film was such an oddity -- an actor's showcase that amounted to a cinematic nothing.

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  11. He shoud have been nominated for "21 grams" and not "Mystic River"
    Shoulda, coulda, woulda

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  12. Anonymous8:13 PM

    Nate, did you see THE GOOD SHEPHERD? De Niro is still an artistic force.

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  13. Anonymous12:04 AM

    Meh on Penn. How do you admire somebody with absolutely no social grace or sense of humor? Wake me up when he's over.

    M

    P.S. His pseudo-liberal, quasi-socialist politics suck, too.

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