tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post4578169453973487944..comments2024-03-17T10:11:46.952-04:00Comments on Film Experience Blog: Say What Sandra / Bigelow?NATHANIEL Rhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11597109147678235399noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-90251758775789875992010-01-24T12:21:40.664-05:002010-01-24T12:21:40.664-05:00Sandra: Please give me a part in your next film.
K...Sandra: Please give me a part in your next film.<br />Kathryn: No.<br />Sandra: Why not?<br />Kathryn: Because you're Sandra-frickin-Bullock. Man, I couldn't even sit through the trailer for All About Steve...BeingBetteDavisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-52039071652960428062010-01-20T01:16:37.995-05:002010-01-20T01:16:37.995-05:00BULLOCK: "Seriously Kathryn, I have this much...BULLOCK: "Seriously Kathryn, I have this much chance to beat Meryl at the Oscars."J. Travishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06202749618781797452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-56945004739529884792010-01-18T15:04:38.647-05:002010-01-18T15:04:38.647-05:00Bullock: I will touch your breasts, vagina, whatev...Bullock: I will touch your breasts, vagina, whatever. Just please let me be in your next movie.<br /><br />Bigelow: Well, if you´ll give a little hurt to my locker, I think I might consider it.Tallsonofagunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04655914733537148363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-21173727336991876862010-01-18T10:03:58.939-05:002010-01-18T10:03:58.939-05:00Bullock: My vagina hurts soooo much!
Bigelow: Fin...Bullock: My vagina hurts soooo much!<br /><br />Bigelow: Finally, someone understands The Hurt Locker.Well-Fay-Uhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-64587907249956775632010-01-18T01:40:10.219-05:002010-01-18T01:40:10.219-05:00Bigelow: Hey Sandy, did you try that new colonic I...Bigelow: Hey Sandy, did you try that new colonic I recommended to you?<br /><br />Bullock: Yep, the results were amazing.Tallsonofagunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04655914733537148363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-63237751104424048322010-01-17T14:05:22.637-05:002010-01-17T14:05:22.637-05:00So far, my vote is split between Tia and Clover! B...So far, my vote is split between Tia and Clover! Brilliant! Yes...I know, i don't really get a vote.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-55782530629498739772010-01-17T12:26:46.494-05:002010-01-17T12:26:46.494-05:00Bullock: "I am this close to achieving what n...Bullock: "I am <i>this</i> close to achieving what <i>no</i> actress (except Jane Fonda, Maggie Smith, Rachel Roberts, Judy Davis, Katharine Hepburn, Shirley MacLaine, Julie Walters, Geraldine Page, Cher, Jodie Foster, Kathy Bates, Susan Sarandon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hilary Swank, Annette Bening, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Helen Mirren and Kate Winslet) has ever been able to achieve!!!"Paul Outlawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14223551781533342142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-59440280320500971802010-01-17T07:38:35.537-05:002010-01-17T07:38:35.537-05:00Bullock: I was THIS close to Million Dollar Baby
...Bullock: I was THIS close to Million Dollar Baby<br /><br />Bigelow: [God, I miss Juliette Lewis so much].Pf_Iggynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-19062411349661016042010-01-17T05:43:45.219-05:002010-01-17T05:43:45.219-05:00Bullock: So we're a go for Cougar Town the rea...Bullock: So we're a go for Cougar Town the reality show?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-43814390340749861432010-01-17T04:21:17.906-05:002010-01-17T04:21:17.906-05:00Bullock: So as the character starts to eat her sa...Bullock: So as the character starts to eat her sandwich at the airport Subway, she looks up and Jarod is standing there with flowers and a ring box trying to catch his breath from his mad dash to propose to her before her flight leaves. So, whaduya think? Interested in directing?<br /><br />Bigelow: Ummm. Ahhh. Hmmm. I´ll let my script reader take a look and let you know.Tallsonofagunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04655914733537148363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-48124062005748150432010-01-17T02:33:02.065-05:002010-01-17T02:33:02.065-05:00Bullock: So you're saying Jim is only this big...Bullock: So you're saying Jim is only this big?!<br /><br />Bigelow: Really big flashy larger than life movies. Really small penis. He's gotta compensate somehowOskinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-38421660033812062512010-01-17T02:18:15.888-05:002010-01-17T02:18:15.888-05:00Bullock: Top Billing! What does a girl have to do...Bullock: Top Billing! What does a girl have to do in this town...<br /><br />Bigelow: i know! is it too much to ask?!Chris Na Tarajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06545312034833563234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-88059218821673665532010-01-17T02:16:47.643-05:002010-01-17T02:16:47.643-05:00Bullock: You were so great in THE HURT LOCKER
Bi...Bullock: You were so great in THE HURT LOCKER<br /><br />Bigelow: Thank you. I didn't see eaither of your movies this year, but you were great in...um...THE YA YA SISTERHOOD. you were in that right?Chris Na Tarajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06545312034833563234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-75299079511144413512010-01-17T01:36:23.701-05:002010-01-17T01:36:23.701-05:00OK, I'll take a stab:
(this is only funny if ...OK, I'll take a stab:<br /><br />(this is only funny if you heard Bullock's backstage press conference or wherever it was when she talked about how grew up with opera, but whatevs...)<br /><br /><strong>Sandra Bullock</strong>, still high on awardage, bursts into an aria, serenading her fellow winner.<br /><br /><strong>Kathryn Bigelow</strong> (thought bubble): I'm just gonna smile and nod...adam k.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13485604493059621307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-61497717889930573712010-01-17T01:28:33.226-05:002010-01-17T01:28:33.226-05:00Yeah a lot of these are good, but I gotta give a s...Yeah a lot of these are good, but I gotta give a shout out to Jim T. Gold. Especially because if you look at Bigelow's face, it says that exactly that.<br /><br />Tallsonofagun, JL, Andrew and Cal were also amusing.<br /><br />Gotta love the Jim Cameron humor... it feels totally okay to make cheap jokes about him now that he has a billion dollars. He'd probably think they were funny.adam k.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13485604493059621307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-81040711694054289422010-01-17T00:54:36.841-05:002010-01-17T00:54:36.841-05:00Bullock: Hey, who do you think was the most accomp...Bullock: Hey, who do you think was the most accomplished woman of 2009? You or me?<br /><br />Bigelow: Well, there's me, and you've gotta include Campion, and definitely Cornish, Swinton, and Barrymore, and probably also Sidibe and Mo'nique! But you can't forget the women of Nine or Inglourious Basterds, and it'd be a crime to omit Streep, Page, Keener, and Mulligan! Oh, and the ladies of Up in the Air, too, and Pike and Morton as well. Weren't they great? <br /><br />Bullock: ...<br /><br />Bigelow: Um, but I'm sure you're in there somewhere...Bryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-22963619348020200382010-01-16T23:01:49.221-05:002010-01-16T23:01:49.221-05:00Bullock: Can I make out with you, too?!
Bigelow: ...Bullock: Can I make out with you, too?!<br /><br />Bigelow: Yah... no...Julian Starkhttp://julianstark-moviesandotherthings.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-50896271236631310862010-01-16T22:56:38.709-05:002010-01-16T22:56:38.709-05:00Wow...um, I was going to post something, but what&...Wow...um, I was going to post something, but what's the point? I think Jim T pretty much nailed it. Contest over.The Pretentious Know it Allhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13279181033628364368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-92122250343684064782010-01-16T22:55:46.766-05:002010-01-16T22:55:46.766-05:00Bullock: Meryl's lips are sooo soft! You'v...Bullock: Meryl's lips are sooo soft! You've got to try it!<br /><br />Bigelow: Nah, I've tried the lesbian thing with James. Didn't work out.Jim Tnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-27425570037691528792010-01-16T22:21:22.113-05:002010-01-16T22:21:22.113-05:00Bullock: "Those fools will never guess that t...Bullock: "Those fools will never guess that the key to our eternal youth lies within this shrunken head which I hold in my hands!"<b>Jack</b>https://www.blogger.com/profile/01271818915947176789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-19958413845730024472010-01-16T22:09:49.202-05:002010-01-16T22:09:49.202-05:00Bullock: Yeah, it was weird. And she gave me this ...Bullock: Yeah, it was weird. And she gave me <i>this</i> much tongue.<br /><br />Bigelow: I think you two started a new line of slash fiction.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-10893459083304719892010-01-16T21:36:12.125-05:002010-01-16T21:36:12.125-05:00Bullock: Nina Garcia?Bullock: Nina Garcia?Cadennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-80145082052063139082010-01-16T21:11:55.842-05:002010-01-16T21:11:55.842-05:00Meryl's boobs are THIS big...Meryl's boobs are THIS big...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-82856518405692855752010-01-16T20:40:00.827-05:002010-01-16T20:40:00.827-05:00Bullock: I'm a HUUGE fan of your ex-husband, y...Bullock: I'm a HUUGE fan of your ex-husband, you know, James Cameron.<br /><br />Bigelow: Oh, so you've never worked with him.(or slept with him.)Summer is not a bitchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256060.post-23853816648459255192010-01-16T20:32:44.985-05:002010-01-16T20:32:44.985-05:00Bullock: What do you think it's like to win an...Bullock: What do you think it's like to win an oscar?<br /><br />Bigelow: Hmm. I'll tell you soon but only if you tell me how it is to lose one, okay?Poppynoreply@blogger.com