Amuse us. (I've been under the weather today so you'll have to do the heavy lifting) Add a caption or a line of dialogue to this image from the upcoming Cage flick National Treasure: Book of Secrets
god, I was gonna say something like, "Please let my new agent be in here", but it feels way too easy. I just can't stand Nic Cage. How can a "top talent" like that be involved with such consistently bad projects? Even if he is laughing all the way to the bank, I hope there's no one in line who's seen any of his recent work.
But if this is my Cage Criterion Box Set, where's Ghost Rider? And Con Air? And surely they've not left out Next, or Gone in 60 Seconds, or The Wicker Man, or...
If I can't get my other perfectly matching shoe out of this drawer I'll look like an idiot.
ReplyDeleteThere's my career dignity! I wondered where it went to...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure my next Oscar nomination is in here SOMEWHERE.
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ReplyDeleteTalent? Is this where you're hiding?
ReplyDeleteTo borrow a line from one of our favourite blondes:
ReplyDelete"This is it. My liquor cabinet. It's wood. I think. Maybe some kind of wood veneer."
Is this where Helen hid my oscar?
ReplyDeleteThere - that deadbolt and motion detector should keep my toupee cabinet safe...for now.
ReplyDelete(Yeah, that was lame - my vote goes for jd's entry - as if I had a vote in the matter. Sorry to hear your feeling under the weather Nathaniel.)
RedSatinDoll
Where's the toilet?
ReplyDeleteI hate it when my hairplugs get caught the drawer!
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Can't hide forever Mr. President...
ReplyDelete"Now ... which drawer was the one with the decent script in it? Dammit! I wish I could READ!!"
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better, Nate Bud!
I'm just pretending to look busy.
ReplyDeleteGet well Nat.
You know what's not a secret? My terrible terrible hairplugs.
ReplyDeleteThe drawer is locked....HOW'D IT GET LOCKED! HOW'D IT GET LOOOCKED!
ReplyDeleteIn his quest for the secret, Cage practices the ancient art of accupressure on a bureau.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be hunched down like this on Elvis Presley's lap!
ReplyDelete2. Monica's not down here! B. Clinton lied to me!
3. Why is this frame so dull? Me with gloves, a vague window to my left, and not much else to my right. Shitty context!
4. I made Adaptation. Now I just ADAPT to bad scripts, and shitty auteurs.
5. National Treasure? More like Local desk drawer.
Elias....That was mine...great minds eh.
ReplyDelete"I need to find my Nic Cage 'happy' face mask...I have all the other emotions"
"Relax, Mr. President. If they can forgive me for Next, they can forgive you for this lame war."
ReplyDeletei luv soooo much nicolas cage movie..
ReplyDeletehe's great...
"But this is always where I keep my Oscar! I didn't know they revoked it for doing crap movie after crap movie! Halle better watch out!"
ReplyDeleteOsama!? Is that you?
ReplyDeleteoh look, secret messages in the carvings of the furniture.
ReplyDelete"The coke stash of the producers who greenlit this sequel must be around here somewhere..."
ReplyDelete"Press third rose carving on the right after the grape leaves while engaging in poor acting..."
ReplyDeleteI am NOT too old to play John John.
ReplyDelete"Little known fact... there's a place where you can touch old desks that makes them absolutely crazy. There we are."
ReplyDeletegod, I was gonna say something like, "Please let my new agent be in here", but it feels way too easy. I just can't stand Nic Cage. How can a "top talent" like that be involved with such consistently bad projects? Even if he is laughing all the way to the bank, I hope there's no one in line who's seen any of his recent work.
ReplyDeleteBut if this is my Cage Criterion Box Set, where's Ghost Rider? And Con Air? And surely they've not left out Next, or Gone in 60 Seconds, or The Wicker Man, or...
ReplyDelete"'I need my drinky.' Man, this time it's true."
ReplyDeleteDonald? You in there? I know you're not real, but you can still write a better script than this...
ReplyDeleteSHIT! I scratched the furniture! George is gonna bomb the HELL out of my mansion!
ReplyDeleteThis is ridiculous. It's been like 8 years and they still haven't cleaned this thing!
ReplyDeleteFrom you (Nat), me (Marcelo) and everyone we know:
ReplyDeleteWho authorized those black socks?
Marcelo - Brazil.