I'll assume you're aware he was shooting a movie in NYC last week. Something by David Koepp. I was standing on a corner on Broadway, all touristy with my map, and a PA with a headset came over to help me. "I'm just standing here anyway," she said. "We're shooting a Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie." I thought, "Yeah, I like New York."
Too bad if he ever made a musical they would autotune the crap out of him. Not that he's bad, he just doesn't have a "pretty" voice, and as much as Hollywood loves casting uber-famous people in movie-musicals, they don't trust them with the showtunes. Just imagine what Pierce Brosnan really sounded like on a raw Mamma Mia track. I shudder to think.
It's not worth it, man. He is never going to stop being sexy.
ReplyDeleteIf he was cast in that Toni Collette musical, there'd be too much squeeing in this blog/my twitter feed.
ReplyDeleteI was convinced pretty much right after he started singing.
ReplyDeleteyeah, when is he going to make a musical?
ReplyDeleteI'll assume you're aware he was shooting a movie in NYC last week. Something by David Koepp. I was standing on a corner on Broadway, all touristy with my map, and a PA with a headset came over to help me. "I'm just standing here anyway," she said. "We're shooting a Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie."
ReplyDeleteI thought, "Yeah, I like New York."
musical!!?!?! great idea. *gushing* and *blushing*!!!
ReplyDeletestrangely enough, I never found him charming off-screen. he always seemed to be a bit too silly.
ReplyDeleteanyway, he's str8. what a waste :)
That was great. Thanks for posting it, Nathaniel.
ReplyDeleteToo bad if he ever made a musical they would autotune the crap out of him. Not that he's bad, he just doesn't have a "pretty" voice, and as much as Hollywood loves casting uber-famous people in movie-musicals, they don't trust them with the showtunes. Just imagine what Pierce Brosnan really sounded like on a raw Mamma Mia track. I shudder to think.
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