I was debating about whether or not to post this, me being regarded as such an innocent. But...what the hell. The other night, quite to my gay surprise I had an erotic dream about those once-dueling now kinda-over teen sensations Britney & Christina. I'm too shy to share details but it involved a big bed, these two very randy blond bitches, plus me (ahem). Normally I would have found this carnal r.e.m. nugget amusing in a pop-culture saturation way; even my dreams are star studded! But the week hadn't been normal. The embarassing truth was that the Brit' & 'Tina sandwich had fleetingly unnerved me. Following, as it did, another erotic dream two nights earlier that was also of the hetero persuasion albeit sans star wattage.
For a split second or two upon waking my whole 'living w/ boyfriend in gayMan-hattan' existence felt like a groggy sham. Ohmygod... am I straight? Laugh all you want beyootches. I'll join in. On about the third split second I realized that the last person who got busy with both XTina AND Mrs. Federline together was none other than Madonna herself. So I already had a little chuckle at my own expense.
Hetero fantasy flambé.
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oh nate - gayest. blog. ever.
So, then, maybe your dream means you secretly (OK not so secretly) wanna be Madonna? That'd be my guess.
of course to conservatives this proves that you are "naturally" straight and need immediate psychological help :P
Wasn't your last blog about seducing a male masseur in the elevator of your building? You're not straight, Nathaniel, just incredibly horny. Welcome to spring! ;-)
My friend who enjoys the hobby of being an amateur dream-analysist tells me that actually doing stuff with women is like bringing out your more feminine qualities in dreams, while man-love is more on the masculine side of the spectrum. I'm not sure how much I believe that whole dream flipside idea but who knows.
And Nathaniel, imagine yourself in that tight, black bondage outfit that Madonna's got on while you're doing the nasty with those two....that's pretty darn gay to me.
And nothing wrong with a little bicuriousity, gay or straight.
I think you're bisexual. You're kinda hot too.
only 'kinda' hot? Damn. Tough crowd ;)
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