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Monday, December 10, 2007
Say What? (Pfeiffer No-No)
I asked you to amuse us by adding dialogue or a caption to a photo in the comments. This was snapped from the set of Pfeiffer's next film Personal Effects which co-stars Ashton Kutcher. I've reworked the winning entry, from Luke, into a poster. Here ya go...
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[weird silence]
Michelle: "... Am I being Punk'd?"
"Listen, lady - I'll tell you why the chicken crossed the road."
Hey Nathaniel, I've been following your site for quite some time now, and love it. Keep up the good work! On a related note, check out the Oscar predictions made by the New York Post.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/12042007/entertainment/movies/and_the_nominees_will_very_likely_be____189136.htm
If I am not mistaken, ALL of those choices look like predictions you made in October? Hmmmm, guess people are really tuning into your site for advice.
If you can't access the site because of the stupid HTML formatting, the site can be found under a blog entry at Awardsdaily.com. I think it says NYPost's major predictions or something like that.
omg. that is pretty funny.
MP: I must have misread your ad. I thought it said you had a big cock.
What's up Demi Moore?
Kutcher in giant chicken suit: "(insert bad, poorly delivered dialogue here)"
Pfeiffer: (thinks) "Why am I doing this movie?"
Michelle: Maxwell Caulfield! I didn't recognise you in that outfit.
"No ordinary boy, no ordinary boy is gonna do...."
God, are they are already shooting this?
Did a quick Google and it seems Kathy Bates has joined the cast and is playing Kutcher's mom.
And here's the (slightly newer) plot synopsis:
In the film, Kutcher stars as a young man after vengeance for the murder of his sister. When he arrives in town, his quest is sidetracked by an older woman (Pfeiffer) nursing emotional damages similar to his own.
"Huh. I thought all you El Pollo Loco guys are supposed to look like Brad Pitt."
Michelle Pfeiffer : "I'm doing it for the kids. You're their idol. What about you ?"
Kutcher in giant chicken suit : "I'm doing it for Demi. She asked me to ruin your film"
MP: What the hell are you and Demi into?!?
Michelle: Well, I managed to do the trick in Batman Returns and I can do it again!!! But where´s the cage?
or
M: Am I getting punked?
"Belive me, I did NOT call you CHICKEN TERIAKI!"
Oh my god
How times have changed
This girl's either blind
Or completely deranged
Ah, but time seemed to halt
When she was "Miss Selina Kyle"
Nathaniel - Are you sure this isn't Naomi Watts in the Birds remake? I read that Universal is pouring money into it and wants it to be really, really, really good.
Giant chicken : "Try to remember. We did a movie together years ago.."
Michelle Pfeiffer : "Hum... ? Tony Danza ? That chick from Scarface ?"
Michelle Pfeiffer : "I think you're right, Naomi, playing a bird will get you an Oscar."
Giant chicken suit : "I think so. That's something even Meryl has never tried."
Giant chicken suit : "Bruce Willis convinced me to do this movie."
Michelle Pfeiffer : "Yeah ? At least he didn't hire you for The Story of Us"
Michelle Pfeiffer
in
I Could Never Be Your Chick
ms pfeiffer " this is what losing to jessica tandy reduce me to"
lawyer Tony Fernando 1st one. Brilliant!
The ghost of bad movies future appeared to her, and she saw the error of her ways and returned to her forte of serious drama and period pieces.
thank you Vinci!!!
Chicken: I feel yummy!
M: that´s my line bitch,you´re not even tasty!
No David, I don't think a chicken suit would have saved Ally McBeal.
It's a drama, man!
And I read somewhere based on the book, Ashton's chracter do work in a cafe and need to dress like that in one secnes.
I like the one about Ally McBeal.
by the way, I've seen I could never be your woman and let's hope it never gets released. Had real potential and i can see what attracted her to the role but it's badly directed, the mother nature character is terrible and there is a LOT of riffing on older actresses and surgery, not such a smart move when during then entire film she looks clearlr post surgery and is lit so kindly it's painfully obvious. Comes off a as vanity project when I'm sure she's not to blame.
I liked I could never be your woman, hear in brazil was called Never too late for love, and it´s an ok movie. I actually watched Stardust, I could never be your woman and Hairspray in the same weekend, lucky me!!!
lawyer tf ... the yummy/tasty one was good too. I heard Catwoman's voice when reading M's response.
what tf means? just curious, bad english. Bad portuguese too,ha!
t.f. means being lazy for not wanting to type tony fernando
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