Sunday, April 20, 2008

Say What? Nicole

I asked you to amuse us with a caption or dialogue for Nicole Kidman on the set of Australia ... I was indecisive so I give you two winners (though there were several goodies --read the comments for more)

Joe Reid's and...


Jer's...


Thank you to all the participants. Even notoriously stone-faced Nicole got a good chuckle from your shenanigans. See...

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

there's so much collagen in my lips after kissing hugh they r gonna burst

Anonymous said...

Why did I throw up? I have a role this baity for the first time in years and I am still going to lose the Oscar to Meryl? What would you do?

Anonymous said...

OMG! He's shirtless! How am I supposed to go epic, now?

Iggy

Joe Reid said...

"When he said it'd be like Out of Africa meets Harry Potter, I just thought he was being eccentric."

Beau said...
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Cinesnatch said...

(mumbling) "This is the second time they fell off today. I think it's time for stronger adhesive."

Beau said...

*After having read the latest gossip rag...*

"Oh dear, poor Katie.
She's going through more hair-chops than I did bad flicks in the 90's."

Anonymous said...

Ok, Baz. You know I love you and everything, but how can I pull off this Edna Mode glasses?

Neel Mehta said...

To herself: "Ah, another acting challenge. Time for the old standby: what would Bob Balaban do?"

Unknown said...

"Oh my. I think my nose just fell off"

Cinesnatch said...

I like this better ...
(mumbling) "It can't be too far from here. Here lippee, lippee, lippee, lippee."

J.D. said...

"My, my... where's the Ark of the Covenant when you need it?

... or my dignity, for that matter? It better be on this godforsaken continent somewhere...

*screams in frustration* BAZ, CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE THESE STUPID GOGGLES OFF NOW?!"

~fin~

Glenn Dunks said...

This is the easier game of Where's Wally/Waldo EVER!

(Waldo is called Wally in Australia,fyi)

Anonymous said...

Dammit...my collagen fused the handkerchief to my face again!

Anonymous said...

Now look at me, Meryl, look how slender I am in that stupid pyjama. Take that, bitch !

Anonymous said...

I, too, can win another Oscar, sir !
I have a pyjama on me that could strip bare Hugh Jackman when you dare to try me !

Anonymous said...

"baz, i think it might be too soon for a steve irwin impersonation."

Anonymous said...

this film already stinks so bad and we haven't even finished it.

Anonymous said...

this film already stinks so bad and we haven't even finished it.

Anonymous said...

Waldo is also called Wally here in Brazil :)

Anonymous said...

"C'mon, Baz, can't I cough just once? For old times' sake?"

tachu said...

"Excuse me, are they filming Ugly Betty nearby?"

Lucas Dantas said...

"oh gawd! i knew i shouldn't had eaten pork chops with that exotic brazillian dish..."

Michael Parsons said...

Oh dear dear dear. These glasses just won't do.

Jer said...

Fresh from the botox clinic and eager to destroy another iconic television character for generations to come, Nicole Kidman is set to star in "Mr. Magoo on Safari".

Andy Scott said...

Damn morning sickness.

Anonymous said...

"Hopefully, these googles will make me look ugly enough to be nominated for an Oscar...."

Anonymous said...

Baz, are you sure I look Australian enough?, I mean I reeeeally want that Oscar and they seem to like Cate Blanchet a lot!!!

Edd Cort

Cheurch said...

Hugh. Keith. Hugh. Keith. Hugh. Keith..... I'm gonna be sick

Kurtis O said...

I missed a caption contest?!? Say it ain't so!