I asked you to amuse us with a caption or dialogue for Nicole Kidman on the set of Australia ... I was indecisive so I give you two winners (though there were several goodies --read the comments for more)
Joe Reid's and...
Jer's...
Thank you to all the participants. Even notoriously stone-faced Nicole got a good chuckle from your shenanigans. See...
Sunday, April 20, 2008
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there's so much collagen in my lips after kissing hugh they r gonna burst
Why did I throw up? I have a role this baity for the first time in years and I am still going to lose the Oscar to Meryl? What would you do?
OMG! He's shirtless! How am I supposed to go epic, now?
Iggy
"When he said it'd be like Out of Africa meets Harry Potter, I just thought he was being eccentric."
(mumbling) "This is the second time they fell off today. I think it's time for stronger adhesive."
*After having read the latest gossip rag...*
"Oh dear, poor Katie.
She's going through more hair-chops than I did bad flicks in the 90's."
Ok, Baz. You know I love you and everything, but how can I pull off this Edna Mode glasses?
To herself: "Ah, another acting challenge. Time for the old standby: what would Bob Balaban do?"
"Oh my. I think my nose just fell off"
I like this better ...
(mumbling) "It can't be too far from here. Here lippee, lippee, lippee, lippee."
"My, my... where's the Ark of the Covenant when you need it?
... or my dignity, for that matter? It better be on this godforsaken continent somewhere...
*screams in frustration* BAZ, CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE THESE STUPID GOGGLES OFF NOW?!"
~fin~
This is the easier game of Where's Wally/Waldo EVER!
(Waldo is called Wally in Australia,fyi)
Dammit...my collagen fused the handkerchief to my face again!
Now look at me, Meryl, look how slender I am in that stupid pyjama. Take that, bitch !
I, too, can win another Oscar, sir !
I have a pyjama on me that could strip bare Hugh Jackman when you dare to try me !
"baz, i think it might be too soon for a steve irwin impersonation."
this film already stinks so bad and we haven't even finished it.
this film already stinks so bad and we haven't even finished it.
Waldo is also called Wally here in Brazil :)
"C'mon, Baz, can't I cough just once? For old times' sake?"
"Excuse me, are they filming Ugly Betty nearby?"
"oh gawd! i knew i shouldn't had eaten pork chops with that exotic brazillian dish..."
Oh dear dear dear. These glasses just won't do.
Fresh from the botox clinic and eager to destroy another iconic television character for generations to come, Nicole Kidman is set to star in "Mr. Magoo on Safari".
Damn morning sickness.
"Hopefully, these googles will make me look ugly enough to be nominated for an Oscar...."
Baz, are you sure I look Australian enough?, I mean I reeeeally want that Oscar and they seem to like Cate Blanchet a lot!!!
Edd Cort
Hugh. Keith. Hugh. Keith. Hugh. Keith..... I'm gonna be sick
I missed a caption contest?!? Say it ain't so!
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