Your horoscope for the day: Refrain from traveling to isolated islands and investigating staged child murders, if at all possible. If a naked woman enters your hotel room and begins to dance in an odd, jaunty manner, pack up your belongings and leave immediately. And under absolutely no circumstances should you climb into the belly of any giant statues made out of sticks.
Happy Pagan-hunting!
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3 comments:
I'll try my best, thank you.
The best advise for dealing with naked dancing ladies is to succumb to their charms, thereby averting disaster.
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