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You know I have not. I guess I'm that much of a purist. But dammit if I paid my $10.00 then I'm going to enjoy my movie. There's always plenty of time to make out later.
But perhaps the movie is bad. I've walked out of a movie and gone to make out with a girl.
I've also walked out on a girl and gone to see a movie. Unsurprisingly she didn't give me my $10.00 back.
My girlfriend and I were making out pretty hot and heavy throughout Shark Tale. It was just so damn dull. The theater was packed full of people with children. So, that kind of put a brake on things. After a while.
Shark Tale? You'd think that would kill any appetite. Including the sexual kind. Ugh that movie
Nope. I actually lifted my then-girlfriend's hand off my knee at a movie. I'm such a heel. (Better yet: she actually married me.)
Only one. 'The Notebook'.
Rebound that I desparately needed, beginning of senior year in High School.
I still stand by my decision. The movie called for it. Syrupy, overlong, not particularly memorable.
...neither was the makeout sess, come to think of it.
I watched about 1 second of the Bad News Bears remake... the room was empty of course (only benefit of paying for a terrible movie).
i once received oral pleasure while watching frida.
I did go on a date to see Babel and the guy I was seeing wanted to make out. I felt bad. I dragged him to see that movie and he got nothing in return. But Karma is a bitch and now with this new guy I'm seeing, I cant even get a lousy hand hold.
But I think the people I date know better than to do that at a movie. I'm with Robert after paying $10 to see a movie...I'm watchin the damn movie.
C'mon Nathaniel...whats your answer. Give US the gory details.
Yes. M. Night Shymalan's 'Lady in Water'.
When I get frustrated, I have to channel that frustration elsewhere. My date got the brunt of my channeling.
That being said, I still haven't forgiven M. Night for that atrocity of a movie.
I cannot tell a lie. I spent almost the entirety of a practically empty late screening of Chicken Little embroiled in a shameless make-out session. Second place: holding hands.
I threw popcorn at a couple who were. That's the extent of it though. :(
Mystic River.
GOD I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON.
The second time I saw The Day After Tomorrow in theaters I had to find something interesting--and it wasn't on screen.
Corky Romano, and not just making out
I made out with a girl once while watching "Curly Sue". And I in fact performed digit love on same girl watching Leonard Nimoy directing Gene Wilber in "Funny About Love".
I did not see a lot of good films in 1991.
I did grab my bf's hard on during "Shortbus"
mrripley i am horrified that Julie Taymor art-directed your porno
cenzig & middento nope i haven't. I always watch the movie --even if it's bad. video/DVD watching on the other hand... there are several movies i didn't make it all the way through. The quickest watching to bowm-chika-bowmbowm (or however you type that) was The Last Action Hero. I think i saw 10 minutes of it only
edot i can't forgive m night for that movie either but at least you got something out of it
drew LOL. i am pretty amused that many of these answers have been family films though.
The guy I went to see Jurassic Park: The lost world with fell asleep with his head on my lap.
But I promise nothing else happened...
I played footsie....does that count?
Sad story: I actually was planning to have my first kiss at a movie (yes, I planned it). Me and the guy went to LOTR: The Two Towers (hey, I'm young, and I was a late bloomer) together, and I was fully intent on getting my first smooch in the theatre...but then, when the film started, I realize my priorities were different than I'd anticipated. Yup: I was more into the movie than into the guy.
I got my first kiss in the driveway after he took me back home. But in retrospect, the fact that I thought LOTR was more interesting than him should have been a sign.
Haha.
I had kissed, and fingered my girl in several movies, but never for thw whole thing.
We actually got into the "White Countess" on purpose to make out... It was either that or Cars :P. I have no idea of what that movie is about...
When I was still thinking I was half into girls (*cough* Freshman year *cough*), my date kept trying to hold my hand and rub my knee during "Matchstick Men," but I was intent on focusing on the movie.
Should've been her first clue.
In Baltimore, we're lucky enough to still have a drive-in theater, so I vaguely remember making out with dates during "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" and "Stardust."
And the less said the better about fellatio during "Pretty Persuasion"....
I used to actually pull this one off quite frequently. Here are some of the movies I remember "watching" in high school/middle school:
Chocolat
Where the Heart Is
Sweet Home Alabama
The Fast and the Furious
Hearts in Atlantis
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of stereotypical "chick flicks," but that doesn't excuse Vin Diesel and Anthony Hopkins, does it?
I actually made out this past Friday when watching the gay movie "The Four Letter Word". It was a okay movie from what I could tell but I started kissing my date and just realizing how much I really liked him that I didn't care about the audience or the movie at all.
Yes, Meet the Fockers-I still couldn't tell you a thing about that movie.
As for at home, I am SOOOOO ashamed to admit this, but the first time I saw Sunrise, I didn't make it more than five minutes in before I'd stopped paying attention. I saw the movie later, and I realized I would have better off the first time watching the flick.
Snakes on A Plane.
Once, while watching "Payback"!
Me and my then-boyfriend weren't making out during "21", but we were definitely feeling up a storm.
Oh, yeah! Well, it wasn't in a theater, but... okay, my then-bf were at a friend's house with a bunch of other people having a movie marathon... well, not exactly... 'Good Luck Chuck' and 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' - both were terrible so we spent the entire time making out.
Ugh, I was crushed between my boyfriend and this guy who was making out with his gf (they were taking up, like, a quarter of the couch... seriously, five midgets could have sat where they were sitting), and I didn't want to accidentally touch the latter guy inappropriately so I had my legs closed together really hard for like four hours, so I had majorly bruised balls for a couple days afterwards. It was the same for my bf, so we had a very painful tryst in the car afterwards.
I made out during "The Family Stone." It was pretty awesome (the making out, not the movie). In retrospect, I think maybe we were trying to compensate for the completely asexual, boring gay couple in that movie by putting on a little show for everyone else.
Then when we saw Brokeback Mountain like a week later...nothing. But that's understandable for obvious reasons.
I gave a guy head during Happy Endings, and the movie was so funny I was laughing while I was doing it and choked on his dick a little.
During Red Eye, I openly prevented my then-girlfriend from making out with me, because I actually wanted to watch the movie. We broke up shortly afterward.
It's not my fault I found Cillian Murphy more appealing than her.
The Island
Uggh...Zodiac, 300 and Transformers. I was "back together" with my ex for a while and broke my own rule that I don't make out in movies. Shame on me. :-(
this one date started making out with me during the climax of Runaway Jury (which I enjoyed). i turned her head so I could watch the movie over her shoulder.
My wife and I started dating when we were 17, so without a place of our own, we had to be creative. Beginning with the Winona Ryder horror movie Lost Souls, we started buying tickets to movies we flat-out didn't want to see but would probably be pretty empty. Things started innocent enough - a little kissing at The Grinch, some petting at Bounce - but quickly got perverse. I learned how to please a lady at Antitrust, did everything but the obvious at Blow, and did things at The Mexican that would make Gene Hackman blush. We did (and still do) have a strict no-hanky-panky rule for movies either of us actually wants to see, although we couldn't help break that rule at a rep screening of The Piano (the only time I've done it in a ladies' room stall).
I made out with a friend while watching Jumper, not in the scenes with Billy Elliot kid though!
I went to see Where The Wild Things Are last night. && There were like 7 people in the theater. one guy middle ways. a couple and their 2 kids towards the bottom and me and my boyfriend at the very top middle. We madeout aboutttt 3/4 of the time. It was great.
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