Penny Stum and James Smith were married June 21st, 1996 at Chapel 4 on the strip in Las Vegas.
The bride is the daughter of Dorothy Stum. The bridegroom is the son of Vern Hovell Smith and Joyce Esther House.
The bride wore a hot pink lace maternity dress and carried pink calla lilies.
Their daughter, who they plan to name Hope Heather Smith, is due in July. They live in Paradise, NV and are employed at Stum's Groceries.
[excerpted from the June 22nd, 1996 edition of the Las Vegas View]
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I love that Penny is righting the wrongs her own parents did to her, and making sure her own daughter will not only be fuckable, but twice over so.
well i'm glad someone is paying attention. I'm afraid i'm going to conceptual with these. ha ha. Blogs probably weren't meant to reward careful readings... but i can't help it.
These are f**king hilarious. Keep the subversive humor coming man!
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I loooved this. And as I started to read I went "i bet Hope's preggers already"
do i have to spell out Joyce Esther House?
No no. Very smart. What's he up to these days, anyway?
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