For now at least... maybe one day Diane and John will get golden boys and fillings.
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Sunday, May 02, 2010
Say What, Secretariat?
I asked you to amuse us by adding a caption or dialogue to this film still in the comments. The pic is from the upcoming inspirational drama Secretariat starring Diane Lane & John Malkovich and the winner is John T for this say ahhh silliness
For now at least... maybe one day Diane and John will get golden boys and fillings.
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For now at least... maybe one day Diane and John will get golden boys and fillings.
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Cavity and Oscar free!
Diane Lane: Wasn't this supposed to be a drama?
John Malkovich: Yes, why?
Diane Lane: Then you'd better separate those horses or else we'll have to make it a comedy.
Katie Holmes was just cast as Jackie Kennedy for a History Channel miniseries. Watch Diane Lane and John Malkovich as they pretend to look happy about it.
Diane: Oh, look! Oscar buzz!
John: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Jorge put it best.
Diane Lane: "Come on, Dover, move your bloomin' ass!"
Joohn Malkovich: "Molkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich!!"
Lane: "Say Ahhhhh."
Malkovich: "Ahhhhh."
John Malkovich: ah... AHH! You think that was funny?? Woman, PUH-LEASE.
Diane Lane: It was funny from this end! My goodness, is my humor really that twisted?
"What's this movie about again?"
"Who cares? I'd do this crazy Malkovich face even in another stupid inspirational horse movie that sounds about as un-Malkovich as it gets."
"Your suit's pretty Malkovich though."
Diane: What's this movie we're doing called again?
John: DOWN WITH LOVE!
Do you know how easily I could kill you, Secretariat? Do you know how many times I watched you go in and out of that stable? You are still alive because I have allowed you to live so you show me some GODDAMN RESPECT!
Diane: John!
John: What!
Diane: Why are we filming this shit?
John: I dont know! We only have to put this joke face pour an hour!
Diane: Jajajaja
John: JAJAJAJAJA
Following Nathaniel's Oscar advice...
Diane: And I am teeeeeelling you
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAym not going
"RUN IT'S HILARY SWANK"
Malkovich: What's with the crazy blonde wig, and the sassy Southern accent?
Lane: Hey if Sandy can win an Oscar out of it, I need all the help I can get.
Malkovich: Let's just hope Josh's thing for facists goes away soon.
Diane: Why did one of the Transformers just appear on the race track?
John: That's the only way people would see this movie!
Diane: Since when did I transform into Elizabeth Banks?
Her: "I can see the world through John Malkovich's eyes!"
Him: "Watch out for the New Jersey Turnpike."
Diane: GO SECRETARIAT GO!!!!
Malkovich: Hey Diane! Secretariat is running off with your career!!!!!
Diane: [Silence. Mouth gaped open.]
Diane: Are we remaking The Blind Side or Seabiscuit?
John: BOTH!
"I'm only doing this film for the money!"
"Run, Hilary, run!!"
(too easy?)
Diane: Hell yes!
John: What is it?
Diane: It's the Hollywood Foreign Press with our obligatory nominations!
John: Who's that angry guy at the podium?
Diane: It's Kanye West!
John: What's he saying?
Diane: "Horse, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Dog is the best animal of all time!".
"This is me NOT being John Malkovich!"
"That makes about as much sense as you being in Transformers 3!"
DL: You were great in that jewel thief movie.
JM: (That famous Malkovich staccato) I -- never played -- a jewel thief!!!
DL: Well, John, that's it for our careers. Any regrets?
JM: Eragon!
No, no, Diane. For hammy scene stealing, your mouth has to make more a rectangle than a circle. And can you wrinkle your forehead a bit? No? Ah, well...
These are our Oscar loss faces...oddly the same as our 'faking-it-in-bed' faces...
Diane Lane and John Malkovich just watched Amelia.
"Look, John. It's Bernie Madoff bringing you all your money back!"
Upon watching the trailer for "Secretariat," Diane got the uncomfortable feeling that John did not share her excitement.
Diane asked John how to make a horse happy.
Diane: This is a Disney movie!
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I'm sick, I know :p
John: By George, she's got it! Now, once again where does it rain?
Diane: Own the plane!
Diane Lane: OMG, I got another oscar nod.
John Malkovich: Bullock and you are making white the new bait material.
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