Showing posts with label Cute Hierarchy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cute Hierarchy. Show all posts

Monday, January 04, 2010

She and Him. The Cuteness of Zjoooey


It occurs to me that The Cute Hierarchy must be adjusted yet again to honor the most adorable screen couple of 2009: Zjoooey. I hereby dedicate this week of blogging to them!




"Why do you let me stay here?"


The summer gem (500) Days of Summer wasn't quite enough to unsettle the top tiers of cute. But once combined with the force of their dance moves in the She and Him video (above), small animals with ginormous eyes everywhere were quaking in fear in 2009. So Much Cuteness. Who can compete?

The other big shakeup: After decades in the top ten, chipmunks finally fall off the list altogether, their plump cheeked reputation forever tarnished by Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel [shudder]


1. baby kittens
holding down the top position since 1938 when Shirley Temple was vanquished
2. dolphins (+8)
they're all the rage again


3. puppies
4. baby seals
5. babies
6. otters (-4)
7. cupcakes
8. bunnies
9. WALL•E's Hello Dolly obsession (+5)
10. Hugh Dancy (new entry)



11. dimples
12. baby ducks in a line following their mama (-3)
13. Zjooey
14. unexpected gifts from loved ones
15. Australian accents
16. rainbows
17. Carey Mulligan (especially in the rain) (+6)
18. "The Lonely Goatherd" (+12)
what? Sound of Music was on the tube the other day



19. Natalie Wood in Miracle on 34th Street (+30 ...typical holiday spike)
20. screwball comedy
21. pomeranians
22. bunny slippers
23. Meryl Streep and Steve Martin smoking weed (new entry)

24. Amy Adams (-11)
25. ice cream cones

Monday, March 03, 2008

Shocking Development in Cute Hierarchy

Amy Adams has dropped four notches! I've seen her new movie Miss Pettigrew Lives For a Day, so I know. More on Friday.

1. baby kittens
(holding down the top position since 1938)

Their latest nemesis Amy Adams defeated, the kittens curl up for another 4 hour nap.

2. otters
3. puppies (+1)
4. baby seals
5. babies
6. Amy Adams (-4)


7. baby ducks in a line following their mama
8. dimples
9. bunnies
10. chipmunks (-7)
11. Takeshi Kaneshiro
12. dolphins
13. anthropomorphic fruit

some photos like these and rankings were inspired by cute overload

14. Making Fiends
15. marshmallow peeps (+2)
16. Babe (1995)
17. cupcakes
18. panda bears
19. Rupert Graves as "Freddy" in A Room With a View (+8)
(returning to the top twenty for the 279th time, a perennial)

20. screwball comedy
21. Olivia Newton-John as "Sandy" in Grease (-2)
22. bunny slippers
23. Pixar (-4)
24. ice cream cones
25. rainbows
26.pig tails
27. Hello Kitty
28. Sally Field (+12)
29. toe socks (+2)
30. Drew Barrymore


The rest of the top 100 is pretty stable and you probably know it by heart... but you can recite it in the comments if you want. [related post: Oscars Live Blogging -in which Amy Adams threatened the baby kittens for their crown]