and the winner by popular demand is Ben --deliciously mean.
I was also partial to this one from Rob --cute.
But you should read them all in the comments. Good participation this time. Thanks people.
tags: Dakota Fanning, William Shatner, Tom Cruise, movies, celebrities, pigs, humor, Charlotte's Web
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"After War of the Worlds, I've gotten used to sharing the screen with a pig."
Dakota: What's for dinner?
Pig: I hope it's not me. Don't give any ideas to Farmer Arthur Hoggett.
Pig (thought bubble):
I'm just going to sit here verrrry quietly and hope she doesn't notice that tripod right behind her.
Title: Dakota was thrilled to be accepted into the School of Hams.
Dakota (speech bubble): "So tell me, what's Principal Shatner REALLY like?"
Rob
After Dakota finished reading the cooking book "1,000 ways to Serve Pork", Babe decided it was time to call the tripods.
pig: "I know your going to get some child actors award for this film, but come on, we both know the movies about me."
Dakota: "Hey Wilbur? Know why I'm laughing? Cause I was just thinking how I'm getting paid more than all these adults on set, even though I'm only 10 years old. Those losers. Oh, also... Wilbur... don't tell anyone, but... when I grow up, I plan on taking over the world. Sorry, I just HAD to get that out... but you can't tell any humans... it's our little secret... hehehehe..."
Dakota: "OK, OK, I'm 12... but I was making more than all of them even when I WAS 10... just give me 10 years, Wilbur... 10 years... and then it'll be Worldmistress Fanning to you..."
STARS BEFORE MAKEUP:
Co-stars Fanning and Cruise run lines on the set of War of the Worlds.
alternately:
Annie Wilkes, age 7.
Pig: Stop looking at me.
Dakota: If I keep smiling sweetly at you, maybe I can win an Oscar finally! Yay!
Oh, man, that "stars before makeup" one was GOOD.
Dakota: Hi Oprah!
(omg that was so mean, SORRY OPRAH!)
Ben's was definitely hilarious!
Dakota returns to her breakthrough role in a heartwarming sequel called I Am Ham.
Q: What's been the hardest thing about this new movie, Dakota?
A: "Finding a pig who can play retarded. I think the pig might actually be retarded. You can tell, because he never even looks at me."
"Please try not to hog all the dialogue."
Ben, I loved your alternate one. Hilarious!!!
In all fairness, I think Ben owes a little bit of his victory to Abhi, who got the ball rolling for the Cruise hate.
I love how all the funniest ones were about Tom Cruise, even though he had nothing to do with this picture (or Charlotte's Web). That is how much we all hate him. I personally chose to avoid Cruise in my own caption and focus on Dakota's freakishness and assumed ambitions toward world domination... but maybe I shouldn't have. Tom Cruise = pig is comic gold.
ben's caption is great!!
--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com
Hmmmm. Love the school of hams line! In the spirit of laughter, I just have to share this... This 'Disnee version of the Exorcist". Love it!
http://www.youtube.com/watchv=t3Af76V5QPs
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