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Cuz they do look like they just blew off their audition for Miami Vice.
And just for perverse amusement, I almost went w/ Ralch's imagined grrrltalk between
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Sunday, September 24, 2006
Say What? Gangster
I asked you to supply the funny to this pic of Russell and Denzel on the set of American Gangster. The winner is Burbanked.
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Cuz they do look like they just blew off their audition for Miami Vice.
And just for perverse amusement, I almost went w/ Ralch's imagined grrrltalk betweenTina and Mary Russell and Denzel. But, I don't want Russell to come looking for me so I held back. You read me right?
Thanks for playing!
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Cuz they do look like they just blew off their audition for Miami Vice.
And just for perverse amusement, I almost went w/ Ralch's imagined grrrltalk between
Thanks for playing!
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Russell: Were you as drunk as I was duing "Virtuosity?"
Denzel: Yeah, what were we thinking!
Russell: We both have Oscars now, so fuck it!
during, not "duing" :)
"doing Virtuousity" has a certain ring to it.
Russell: Thank Gos the cops did not see the telephone in my pocket
Denzel: I told you to bring your cellphone instead...
it's corny i know ehehehhe but it's worth a shot
*thank God
correction
Russell: If I give my oscar to Ed Harris, will you give me one of yours?
Denzel: Only if I get mine back from Al.
Denzel: "Girl, how come you went back to Ridley instead of Ronnie this year...?"
Russell: "Oh, honey, don't make me feel bad... I love Ronnie, God knows I do. He's all heart, but sometimes you gotta be with a man who has some style, you know?"
Denzel: "Oh, sure, girl... I read you all right".
What did the Jew say to the black man -- wait, tell me if you've heard this one already.
Russell: And then I knocked his fuckin' block off.
Denzel: Ooh man, that's cold. You ain't even right for that.
Russel: Yeah, I've been workin' out, can you tell?
Russell: This is my most dashing smile.
Denzel: Nahhh, you need to show horsey teeth.
Russell: This is my most dashing smile.
Denzel: Nahhh, you need to show horsey teeth.
Denzel: Why do you always got be a jerk.
Russel: Why do you gotta be black?
Russell: "Pretend we're talking and be casual... but you got some nasty spinach on your teeth"
Denzel: "Please do that, my
Crap... that's not how it went:
Russell: "Pretend we're talking and be casual... but you got some nasty spinach on your teeth"
denzel: "What? You kidding, right? Where? Oh, man... Must have been there for two hours"
Russell: Can you believe that Gladiator won Best Picture?
Denzel: *snort* I know...
Erik
RC: I'm producing a film about beavers. Interested in a role?
Denzel: "Masturbator and Commander"
Russell: "Oh, man!"
Denzel: Can you believe - can you - hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
Russell: Yeah, I know, it's bloody hilar - bwahahahahHAHAHAHEEHEHEEEE
Denzel: hehhehherehhereheehahahaa yeah, but man! Can you believe they wanted to put US into MIAMI VICE?
OMG, I love RC's, and I don't even know why.
All I can think of are stupid oscar-related jokes. I need to think on this.
OK.
Denzel: "Oh man, look how OLD we're getting! And we're still playin' these sexy leading men! It ain't even fair."
Russel: "Yeah, I feel bad for Nicole. She has another surgery scheduled for next month."
Russell: I swear, that hotel clerk nearly almost wet himself - you should try it sometime
Denzel: Man, it's only funny until someone calls the Enquirer
Russel - This paparazzi is lucky i don't have a phone here...
Denzel - Afraid to use your cellular?
Thanks, Nathaniel!
You have a great site and terrific readers - keep up the good work!
;-)
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