Showing posts with label Chris Pine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Pine. Show all posts

Friday, May 08, 2009

Review: Star Trek (XI)

"Star Trek" the franchise is 43 years old. If it was experiencing a midlife crisis for the past seven quiet years after Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) it has now emerged with a flashy new vehicle and facelift to restore an impression of vigorous youth. The flashy new vehicle in question is driven by JJ Abrams, the television wunderkind behind Lost, and the youthful sheen comes from new actors all of whom, save John Cho (as Lieutenant Sulu), are younger than the actors who originated the same characters were in 1966.


Since Star Trek is so long in the tooth, we bring a lot of personal history into the theater with us. For my part, I grew up with it in heavy rotation. My entire family and several of my friends loved it. I did not. Unless the Lieutenants, Uhura and Sulu, were prominently featured in an episode I despaired that I couldn't watch something else. Maybe it's hard for anyone under, hmmm 28 (?), to contemplate but it's true: in the 70s and for most of the 80s there were not 100s of channels, DVRs, plentiful home computers, internet television ... there really wasn't a way to not watch what everyone else wanted to watch. Unless you went without TV... GOD FORBID! So I grew up resenting Star Trek and I bailed as soon as I could. I've only seen a few episodes of Next Generation, never seen an episode of Voyager or Deep Space Nine. My knowledge of ends 'round about the mid to late 80s... and if the new film makes any reference to movies Star TrekVI-X, I wouldn't know. I can only assume it does. One could even title the new movie Star Trek XI: Deep Space Punchine because it's very interested in poking fun at its own history.

Which is not to say that Star Trek (2009) is an winking self parody. It finds the right balance between action, drama and comedy. Since we didn't need another Star Trek movie, we should be very grateful that this one isn't heavy with portent. So many gazillion dollar spectacles are. It has fun with the concept of this particular universe rebooting, quite literally at that, given the time warp plotting.

The rebooting happens by way of a prologue in which the evil Romulan Nero (an unrecognizable Eric Bana) emerges in the past (our future) from the future (even more futurey!) and kills Captain Tiberius Kirk, Kirk's father. Nero seems miffed at which Stardate he's returned to and we find out a little later that he was a bit earlier than expected. Sound confusing? That's time travel for you! See he wasn't out to kill Kirk's father (like some Terminator on a Sarah Connor mission) but to wreak elaborate revenge on Admiral Spock (Zachary Quinto). This murderous kickoff is dramatic, action packed and if it's a touch over the top (Kirk Jr's birth has to be shoehorned in to up the dramatic ante) it's still an effective opener.

Cut to: Key shorthand bits from Spock and Kirk's childhoods (a bit extraneous given our familiarity with the characters) and then we're on to several scenes which reintroduce us to the half dozen characters we presumably know and love detailing how they came to know each other and join Starfleet. This is a lot for a movie to juggle before it's even approached it's major plot conflict but Abrams and his screenwriters Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman keep the pacing zippy and the introductions wisely spaced out and interwoven with the larger narrative of Kirk and Spock's journey towards the bridge of the Enterprise.

For instance, Lt. Uhura (Zoe Saldana) is slipped into our first true chance to study Chris Pine's Kirk but we don't get Scotty (Simon Pegg) for a good long while. There are too many origin stories in genre fare (as if audiences hate using their imagination for back story) but this time it doesn't feel like a burden, partially because it's broadly sketched but also because the actors are encouraged to have fun with these familiar and, let's face it, limited personae. Star Trek is often clever and though some jokes are obvious or purely nostalgia based ("Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a..."), the movie doesn't stop to admire any of this fancy storytelling footwork. It's too busy leaping and running through the scenes.

The production design is also wisely calibrated. This world is light and airy, immediately setting it apart from all the heavy handed and darkly hued genre fare we've been seeing for several years. It's shiny and modern enough to feel jangly and fresh but bright and colorful enough to feel a bit retro. Again, they've achieved a crucial balance.

But back to the storytelling. By the time the Enterprise crew is in pursuit and then direct combat with Nero the movie has clearly formed its identity as an action film first, a nostalgic dramedy second. The pacing in the second half is a bit more questionable with two action sequences (an alien monster chase and a comic piece with an endangered Scotty) that could have been discarded without a single effect to the narrative -- which probably means they should have been. The one "break" from the action, the entrance of old Spock (Leonard Nimoy), is that rare "exposition" scene that doesn't overstay its welcome and also fuses the action plot with the character journey in a particularly pleasing way. More action films should make sure these two elements work in tandem.


There are a few hints that they were really read to rethink the franchise -- I loved the early (red herring) suggestion that the USS Enterprise would have a different heirarchy of power -- but the movie mostly works as revival rather than as a reimagining. I'm not sure how much staying power the new Star Trek installment will have (though it will definitely power future installments making the question moot) but it's a breezy and entertaining two hour blockbuster. And remember, I don't even really like "Star Trek." Buy lots of popcorn. B+
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Thursday, May 07, 2009

Christian Bale Losing Resolution. Too Many Copies!

When I announced I was seeing Terminator Salvation yesterday, I got a note from Rob, a longtime reader, which said
Let us know if the cinematography comes across as especially intrusive to the thespian process.
Heh. I am happy to report that unless Christian Bale's eyes are particularly sensitive to bleached colors and shadowy sets, Shane Hurlbut's lensing didn't intrude on his thespian process at all. But Bale intruded on Bale's thespian process.


I liked Salvation a lot more than this next statement will imply (here's the video review) but... John Connor was a dud. [editor's note: Isn't he always?] Christian Bale bored me silly. He used to be a thrilling and unpredictable actor. Now I feel like I'm seeing the same performance over and over again. It's like he's lipsynching to his own Arias of Intensity.

Since Bale has given at least one undisputably genius performance ("Patrick Bateman", American Psycho) I'd like to cut him some slack and blame Hollywood and movie audiences. Why is it that we need the same thing over and over again? Why do we need orphaned crime-fighting Batman to also be orphaned robot-fighting John Connor? Why do we need 4th and 11th versions of stories we've already heard? Why do we need a reboot of the Star Trek story which we've been hearing for over 40 years? For Christ's sake, why do we need a 8th season of American Idol? It's the same show every year.

Will we ever love something new?

I was thinking about this whilst perusing the internet yesterday and reading numerous gripe posts about X-Men Origins: Wolverine followed (in the same posts!) by anticipation of X-Men Origins: Deadpool or whatever they might call it. It's like we're goldfish or we're collectively stuck in a OCD moment, repeating the same cycle over and over again.


Instead of locking and unlocking our doors, we're swallowing hype whole, choking on it and then opening wide again "Give it to me!" It's basically Hollywood's ideal cattle herding loop. Even if we don't like a movie, we'll still go to its sequel.

But I'm spiralling off topic. In the case of Bale, I'm more concerned currently with Hollywood's (and by extension our) lack of imagination about who should play whom in franchises. I'm sitting there watching Anton Yelchin, who plays Kyle Reese as a teenager, and thinking 'Chekov from Starfleet impregnated Sarah Connor to stop Skynet?!?'

Shouldn't I be thinking "ooh, the young Kyle Reese!"?


Why did Chris Pine, suddenly get talked up for Green Lantern just as soon as people starting noticing he might not bomb as Captain Kirk? Should Captain Kirk really remind us of Green Lantern and vice versa? And then there's the problem of Samuel L Jackson. I've complained about this before but the Nick Fury casting really upset me last summer. It seems, scanning credits, like Marvel wants Nick Fury to be the connective tissue for all of their superhero movies. That would be a fun idea if it were a lesser or unknown actor but now all of these Marvel superhero movies will not only remind us of each other but of the following franchises or intended franchises (some didn't pan out): The Spirit, Star Wars, Shaft, Jumper, Afro Samurai, xXx, The Incredibles, S.W.A.T, Jurassic Park and even The Exorcist. I don't begrudge any strong actor a successful career but I really think there out to be a cap on how many big franchises one actor is allowed to appear in. Seeing the same faces over and over again (Jackson's) or hearing the same affected voice over and over again (Bale's) just makes all these movies seem more generic and copied and alike than they already are.

The internet was abuzz yesterday with the rumor that Bradley Cooper might play Hal Jordan / Green Lantern (the IMDB lists Chris Pine in the role but that's still only a rumor). I've mocked it up for you to the right. I forgot the mask but that's all Bradley there. Actors don't need padded muscle suits anymore. They have personal trainers and dieticians.

I like Cooper but I haven't even begun to ponder whether or not he'd be a good Hal Jordan. Still, better him than Chris Pine. That way I won't have to get used to Captain Kirk belonging to both Federation Starfleet and the Green Lantern Corps. Does Starfleet even allow dual citizenship?

Have you read the Terminator Retro Special?
PART ONE: Tech•Noir (The Terminator)
PART TWO: Model Citizen (Judgment Day)
PART THREE: Terminator Salvation Discussion (passed on rewatching Rise of the Machines after all)

Friday, March 20, 2009

Link What Yo Mamma Gave Ya

not a movie poster very cool UK poster for Let The Right One In. I'm confused. Does this mean the film hasn't yet opened there?
MNPP declares war on stupid sex-phobic Watchmen articles
Dr. Stan Glick alerts us to a free screening of Korean Oscar submission Secret Sunshine in NYC on March 26th. If you're fond of great actresses don't miss it. The lead performance is pretty damn incredible (she won at Cannes).
The House Next Door a detailed piece on misogyny and feminism in Battlestar Galactica


Deep Focus terrific review of the must see prison picture Hunger
Screengrab talks to Garret Dillahunt about his career upswing. I love him as an actor but there's no way I'm seeing Last House on the Left. If I need my scary Dillahunt I'll just have to wait for The Road to open and see it again (he terrified me and he was barely in it.)
/Film Will Chris Pine be Hal Jordan in The Green Lantern? Seems like a dull choice to me but then I am still haunted by Just My Luck. Unless he's suddenly bursting with heretofore unseen movie star charisma post Star Trek filming...

Friday, February 08, 2008

Beam Me Up, Oscar!


The new Oscar set makes me think of Star Trek's transporter. I know they're not allowed to advertise movies during the Oscar commercial breaks but wouldn't this be an ideal time for the Star Trek (2008) teaser with Winona Ryder, Zoe Saldana, Chris Pine and the rest of the Starfleet?


The Academy should just beam all the presenters right on to the stage. Especially if there's a strike. You don't have to cross a picket line that way. If there's a malfunction and we happen to lose presenters like, say, Tom Cruise or Jessica Alba or [insert your arch-enemy star here] well, these things happen... technology isn't perfect. [Simon Pegg (the new Scotty) will be right on it. He's a whiz with those dematerializing /reassembling mechanics]
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Saturday, May 12, 2007

Now Playing

oops, this is an unpublished post from yesterday --but the following movies are still "new"

After kissing Lindsay Lohan, Chris Pine went blind !

L I M I T E D

Blind Dating Chris Pine (who locked lips and switched luck with Lindsay in Just My Luck) is a blind guy who doesn't have much luck with dating in this romantic comedy. Oh and he's also a virgin. Because being a virgin is hilarious [insert canned laughter]
Casting About a doc explores the casting process for actresses. Lohan don't audition baby. Lohan she big star
Duck PT Anderson fav' Phillip Baker Hall stars in this quirky take of an old man and the devoted duck that follows him 'round
The Hip Hop Project a doc about a musical program to help troubled kids
Home of the Brave soldiers in Iraq
Provoked Aishwarya Rai, the biggest international Bollywood star in the world, stars in this true story of an abused wife who has finally had enough.
ShowBusiness: The Road to Broadway This doc follows four stage musicals (Avenue Q, Wicked, Taboo, Caroline or Change) on their way to varying box office fates and a surprisingly heated TONY race a couple of years back. That was such a fascinating Broadway year. Why they waited until everyone but we diehards have forgotten the media circus that erupted? Only the fickle gods of distribution know. So far Lindsay has not been approached for a Broadway gig but they love stuntcasting here so it's only a matter of time. Perhaps a stint as Roxy Hart is forthcoming?

Lindsay gleefully ensnares her next victim, the unsuspecting himbo Garrett Hedlund

W I D E

28 Weeks Later The sequel to the scary surprise 28 Days Later minus that film's cast. That's usually a warning of trouble but early word is good. Lindsay Lohan does not appear. However she is making her first horror appearance this summer in I Know Who Killed Me
Delta Farce three blue collar guys on the military front lines. Har de har har.
The Ex Zach Braff continues his quest to be the everyman of his generation. This time his wife is pregnant and an ex boyfriend wants her back. Braff's zany pratfalling practice in Scrubs finally put to big screen use
The Salon another urban comedy set in a salon. See also: Barbershop and Beauty Shop. This one stars Terrence Howard, Kym Whitley, Monica Calhoun and in the lead role: Copperhead herself, Vernita Green (a.k.a. Vivica A Fox)
Georgia Rule in which our girl Lindsay Lohan plays herself a troubled rebellious young woman. She's spending the summer with her grandmother, a strict woman named Georgia who has a lot of rules for her clan. Felicity Huffman is along in case anyone needs some ACTING (I'm guessing here... I've watched Desperate Housewives and Transamerica . The lady likes to ACT). Anyway three generations of women together for a whole summer. Hilarity (we hope) and life lessons follow. It might be incredibly terrible but I literally cannot wait to see it. I'm walking out the door as soon as I hit "publish post".

Fonda and Lohan! For reals I'm out the door.

And thus concludes Lindsay Lohan Week... although I'll certainly let you know what I think of Georgia Rule