I'm going to be a lot late with the Naked Gold Man column this week (previous episodes here) and with the updates to the site. I'm still trying to work out bugs in my computer switcheroo. But while you all contemplate and discuss the first batch of critics awards --scroll down for LA & Boston posts (DC and NY's online critics also announced), please share in my nomination nightmare and my nomination dream. I'm sure you know which is which.
If you don't I'll give you a clue: I'm pointing at the dream nomination, in sacred (attempted) commune with the man in question. Despite my love he seems to be threatening me? Maybe he's worried I'll jinx him. My favorites do have a tough time with Oscar.