He can do the splits and you can't.
(For a brief moment I considered posting 50 pics of JCVD doing the splits. Then sanity returned.
Or at least I can't.
But even if you can, I think maybe the Cannes Film Festival is not the place. Just sayin'.
This post has been brought to you by repressed 90s memories that came roaring back last night whilst perusing the wacky world wide webs !
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Nobody listens to me when I say he looks like Ryan Seacrest
oh, and Best.Ass.Ever
I never thought I would say this but I sort of miss Jean Claude Vandamme.
Despite seeing more of Arnie's work, JCVD was my favourite action hero of his generation simply for his looks.
dammit, Clover, that's what i was going to say.
Great ass indeed.
(Scott Caan too...)
quel jeu de jambes!
Jean-Claude made growing up gay a little easier. Knowing I could watch his unintentional homoerotic action movies with my dad. Everything was fine except for the erections I had to hide while staring intensely at the gratuitous low angle ass/split shots.
Best Ass Ever*2!!!
He just suffered a heart attack on set of his new film. :( :(
Speedy recovery!
I still think he should've gotten some awards traction for Double Impact. Surprisingly good.
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