Monday, December 10, 2007

Say What? (Pfeiffer No-No)

I asked you to amuse us by adding dialogue or a caption to a photo in the comments. This was snapped from the set of Pfeiffer's next film Personal Effects which co-stars Ashton Kutcher. I've reworked the winning entry, from Luke, into a poster. Here ya go...


Thanks to everyone for playing.

35 comments:

J.D. said...

[weird silence]

Michelle: "... Am I being Punk'd?"

the z said...

"Listen, lady - I'll tell you why the chicken crossed the road."

Tejas said...

Hey Nathaniel, I've been following your site for quite some time now, and love it. Keep up the good work! On a related note, check out the Oscar predictions made by the New York Post.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12042007/entertainment/movies/and_the_nominees_will_very_likely_be____189136.htm

If I am not mistaken, ALL of those choices look like predictions you made in October? Hmmmm, guess people are really tuning into your site for advice.

Tejas said...

If you can't access the site because of the stupid HTML formatting, the site can be found under a blog entry at Awardsdaily.com. I think it says NYPost's major predictions or something like that.

NATHANIEL R said...

omg. that is pretty funny.

vinci said...

MP: I must have misread your ad. I thought it said you had a big cock.

Anonymous said...

What's up Demi Moore?

adam k. said...

Kutcher in giant chicken suit: "(insert bad, poorly delivered dialogue here)"

Pfeiffer: (thinks) "Why am I doing this movie?"

Kamikaze Camel said...

Michelle: Maxwell Caulfield! I didn't recognise you in that outfit.

Eli said...

"No ordinary boy, no ordinary boy is gonna do...."

Pfangirl said...

God, are they are already shooting this?

Did a quick Google and it seems Kathy Bates has joined the cast and is playing Kutcher's mom.

And here's the (slightly newer) plot synopsis:

In the film, Kutcher stars as a young man after vengeance for the murder of his sister. When he arrives in town, his quest is sidetracked by an older woman (Pfeiffer) nursing emotional damages similar to his own.

Neel Mehta said...

"Huh. I thought all you El Pollo Loco guys are supposed to look like Brad Pitt."

Alex Whitter said...

Michelle Pfeiffer : "I'm doing it for the kids. You're their idol. What about you ?"

Kutcher in giant chicken suit : "I'm doing it for Demi. She asked me to ruin your film"

Jaydawg2089 said...

MP: What the hell are you and Demi into?!?

lawyer tony fernando said...

Michelle: Well, I managed to do the trick in Batman Returns and I can do it again!!! But where´s the cage?

or

M: Am I getting punked?

Newmike said...

"Belive me, I did NOT call you CHICKEN TERIAKI!"

Colin said...

Oh my god
How times have changed
This girl's either blind
Or completely deranged
Ah, but time seemed to halt
When she was "Miss Selina Kyle"

Nick Davis said...

Nathaniel - Are you sure this isn't Naomi Watts in the Birds remake? I read that Universal is pouring money into it and wants it to be really, really, really good.

Martha Lockwood said...

Giant chicken : "Try to remember. We did a movie together years ago.."

Michelle Pfeiffer : "Hum... ? Tony Danza ? That chick from Scarface ?"

Marc said...

Michelle Pfeiffer : "I think you're right, Naomi, playing a bird will get you an Oscar."

Giant chicken suit : "I think so. That's something even Meryl has never tried."

Alex Cypher said...

Giant chicken suit : "Bruce Willis convinced me to do this movie."

Michelle Pfeiffer : "Yeah ? At least he didn't hire you for The Story of Us"

Luke said...

Michelle Pfeiffer
in
I Could Never Be Your Chick

mr ripley said...

ms pfeiffer " this is what losing to jessica tandy reduce me to"

vinci said...
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vinci said...

lawyer Tony Fernando 1st one. Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

The ghost of bad movies future appeared to her, and she saw the error of her ways and returned to her forte of serious drama and period pieces.

lawyer tony fernando said...

thank you Vinci!!!

Chicken: I feel yummy!

M: that´s my line bitch,you´re not even tasty!

Georges said...

No David, I don't think a chicken suit would have saved Ally McBeal.

bond said...

It's a drama, man!
And I read somewhere based on the book, Ashton's chracter do work in a cafe and need to dress like that in one secnes.

adam k. said...

I like the one about Ally McBeal.

Anonymous said...

by the way, I've seen I could never be your woman and let's hope it never gets released. Had real potential and i can see what attracted her to the role but it's badly directed, the mother nature character is terrible and there is a LOT of riffing on older actresses and surgery, not such a smart move when during then entire film she looks clearlr post surgery and is lit so kindly it's painfully obvious. Comes off a as vanity project when I'm sure she's not to blame.

lawyer tony fernando said...

I liked I could never be your woman, hear in brazil was called Never too late for love, and it´s an ok movie. I actually watched Stardust, I could never be your woman and Hairspray in the same weekend, lucky me!!!

vinci said...

lawyer tf ... the yummy/tasty one was good too. I heard Catwoman's voice when reading M's response.

lawyer tony fernando said...

what tf means? just curious, bad english. Bad portuguese too,ha!

vinci said...

t.f. means being lazy for not wanting to type tony fernando