If we're playing to The Film Experience base I think we need something more along the lines of "Catwoman versus Lt. Ellen Ripley". Or maybe "Carol White vs. Cathy Whitaker" --would they just stare absently at each other or have a crying jag face/off ???
Cathy: My hair. I experimented. Do you like it?
Carol: Oh god Cathy... is that hairspray?
Yes, someone make those short films! Or do I have to do everything?