Monday, October 08, 2007

Say What Nicolas?

Amuse us. (I've been under the weather today so you'll have to do the heavy lifting) Add a caption or a line of dialogue to this image from the upcoming Cage flick National Treasure: Book of Secrets


I'll repost later with the winning entry

34 comments:

RBurton said...

If I can't get my other perfectly matching shoe out of this drawer I'll look like an idiot.

J.D. said...

There's my career dignity! I wondered where it went to...

Russ said...

I'm sure my next Oscar nomination is in here SOMEWHERE.

Elias said...
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Elias said...

Talent? Is this where you're hiding?

Manuel B said...

To borrow a line from one of our favourite blondes:

"This is it. My liquor cabinet. It's wood. I think. Maybe some kind of wood veneer."

Arkaan said...

Is this where Helen hid my oscar?

Anonymous said...

There - that deadbolt and motion detector should keep my toupee cabinet safe...for now.

(Yeah, that was lame - my vote goes for jd's entry - as if I had a vote in the matter. Sorry to hear your feeling under the weather Nathaniel.)

RedSatinDoll

Pedro said...

Where's the toilet?

Anonymous said...

I hate it when my hairplugs get caught the drawer!

M

rafinha said...

Can't hide forever Mr. President...

Ray said...

"Now ... which drawer was the one with the decent script in it? Dammit! I wish I could READ!!"

Hope you feel better, Nate Bud!

Nicole said...

I'm just pretending to look busy.


Get well Nat.

Kamikaze Camel said...

You know what's not a secret? My terrible terrible hairplugs.

Rural Juror said...

The drawer is locked....HOW'D IT GET LOCKED! HOW'D IT GET LOOOCKED!

vince said...

In his quest for the secret, Cage practices the ancient art of accupressure on a bureau.

Lee said...

I'd rather be hunched down like this on Elvis Presley's lap!

2. Monica's not down here! B. Clinton lied to me!

3. Why is this frame so dull? Me with gloves, a vague window to my left, and not much else to my right. Shitty context!

4. I made Adaptation. Now I just ADAPT to bad scripts, and shitty auteurs.

5. National Treasure? More like Local desk drawer.

Michael Parsons said...

Elias....That was mine...great minds eh.

"I need to find my Nic Cage 'happy' face mask...I have all the other emotions"

Neel Mehta said...

"Relax, Mr. President. If they can forgive me for Next, they can forgive you for this lame war."

fajar said...

i luv soooo much nicolas cage movie..
he's great...

Brooke Cloudbuster said...

"But this is always where I keep my Oscar! I didn't know they revoked it for doing crap movie after crap movie! Halle better watch out!"

Anonymous said...

Osama!? Is that you?

RC said...

oh look, secret messages in the carvings of the furniture.

norbizness said...

"The coke stash of the producers who greenlit this sequel must be around here somewhere..."

crazycris said...

"Press third rose carving on the right after the grape leaves while engaging in poor acting..."

Sam said...

I am NOT too old to play John John.

Piper said...

"Little known fact... there's a place where you can touch old desks that makes them absolutely crazy. There we are."

Kurtis11 said...

god, I was gonna say something like, "Please let my new agent be in here", but it feels way too easy. I just can't stand Nic Cage. How can a "top talent" like that be involved with such consistently bad projects? Even if he is laughing all the way to the bank, I hope there's no one in line who's seen any of his recent work.

Stephen G said...

But if this is my Cage Criterion Box Set, where's Ghost Rider? And Con Air? And surely they've not left out Next, or Gone in 60 Seconds, or The Wicker Man, or...

Elias said...

"'I need my drinky.' Man, this time it's true."

Aaron said...

Donald? You in there? I know you're not real, but you can still write a better script than this...

Georges said...

SHIT! I scratched the furniture! George is gonna bomb the HELL out of my mansion!

Marshall said...

This is ridiculous. It's been like 8 years and they still haven't cleaned this thing!

Anonymous said...

From you (Nat), me (Marcelo) and everyone we know:

Who authorized those black socks?

Marcelo - Brazil.