Friday, June 16, 2006

Nick Returns Only to Depart. Oh, the Humanity.

I am very pleased to point you over to Nick's again where me pal is continuing his breathtakingly enthusiastic countdown of the films he most deeply loves (in some cases despite themselves.) Today he's riffing on Erin Brockovich [Side note told-ya-so gloating from my end: I loved Brockovich way more than Traffic right from the start.]

Nick is, as frequent readers know, a close friend of mine and also a soul brother in movie madness. And yes the two are, as often as not, intertwined. We share documented infinities for Oscar and self-deluding actresses among many other cinematic tastes that were separately acquired but most fun when shared. We met in real life shortly and rather fortuitously after connecting in reel life on the web. I love Nick as a friend in ways that I won't bother you with here (personal vs. public, you know) but as a writer you can all share in the love. And I hope you are.

He's been out of the movie chatter loop quite a bit this spring as he prepares for big exciting career changes and relocation. He's soon off to the land of [cue music] Foxy Roxie Hart. Unlike that chilly dame he will dance beautifully. He won't need any editing to hide the clumsiness. Just plunk the laptop down in front of and let him work his magic. That boy can foxtrot.

Fast Lucas. Crazy Kyra. Puffy Keanu.

Lucas Black: banking on more public attention now that Jake Gyllenhaal isn't
dancing naked w/ a santa hat as his co-star. That was pretty hard to compete with.


In Multiplexes (links go to trailers/sites)
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Is it just me or is it racist/annoying that even when movies have Tokyo in the title, Asian actors still can't get lead roles. Argh!
Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties I am a cat lover. I love the fuzzy felines even when they're hateful. I still would never see this. Argh!
The Lake House Keanu and Sandra are making me feel old because they suddenly look all middle aged and puffy. Argh!
Nacho Libre Surprisingly this is the only option that does not provoke an immediate "Argh!" And that makes me feel...well... Argh!

Notice the tilted camera angle. It signifies tension. Something is terribly wrong.
Nice directorial touch courtesy of Kevin Bacon. Very subtle !!!


Limited Release
Loverboy Kyra Sedgwick w/ a few screws loose.
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green Remember Camp? That film's main cocktease takes on lead gay duties here. Just the poster alone makes me feel flabby. So, er...
Only Human Norma Aleandro (hmmmm) in an "eccentric" family comedy. So hard to tell about foreign films from their trailers.
Wordplay A documentary about crossword puzzles with cameos from celebs like Jon Stewart and Bill Clinton. Remember when Michelle Pfeiffer played a crossword puzzle writer in The Story of Us. No? Well she did. I'm like a Encyclopfeiffia.

What will you be doing/seeing this weekend?

"link, you're it"

Being Boring looks back at Swinton's Orlando (possessory intended)
Cinematical on Spider-Man 3's Venom costume.
Flickhead looks back at Run Lola Run in the summer o' 99.
Just Jared Devil Wears Prada stills: Meryl looking fabu.
LA Weekly talks with Bryan Singer about Superman.
Thomas & Co just wants to fu*kin' dance.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Zombies Are the New Serial Killers

Remember in the 90s when every other movie made after Silence of the Lambs was a serial killer movie? Well, if I had to predict which topic would win the ubiquity wars of the 00s it's gotta be zombies. I don't know why... there's no Silence sized blockbuster kicking off the trend but they just won't stop.


Another new one has been announced, this one coming from Brad Pitt and his Plan B productions. He outbid Leonardo DiCaprio for the latest zombie-filled hot property. Maybe Brad's Oceans posse can co-star?


So what is the appeal of zombies this decade? My theory is that everyone feels a little dead inside these days. It's hard not to give into doomsday thinking when the people running the world love themselves some Book of Revelations. The Apocalypse makes them hot. sigh.

tags: Brad Pitt, movies, cinema, Leonardo DiCaprio, zombies, horror, apocalypse, Revelations, gossip,

TONIGHT!

I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. Rufus. Rufus. Rufus.

A History of... Angelina Jolie

"A History Of..." is my most popular feature but what with all the painstakingly accurate research required [*chortle*] it can take days to prepare. So you may have noticed that I've been neglecting this duty. Sorry.

Without further ado...


1973 James Haven is born to Oscar-nominated Midnight Cowboy Jon Voight and Marcheline Bertrand in Los Angeles, California. He has his father's lips.

1975 Haven gets a baby sister, Angelia Jolie Voight, a month after his second birthday. She has her brother's lips.

1979 Jon Voight wins the Oscar for Coming Home in March. Angie and Haven celebrate at home. with knives.

1982 Little seven year-old Angie gets her first screen credit for Lookin' To Get Out.

1989 Begins modelling. Feels full and sensuous lips are much better fit for modelling where it's totally acceptable --nay, required!-- to sexualize 14 year-olds. Hollywood is so stingy with good roles for natural born Lolitas.

1993 Getting long in the tooth for modelling, Angie re-debuts in cinema with Cyborg 3. Auspicious beginnings.

1995 She lands her first role that anybody notices. On the set ofHackers she meets and soon...

1996 ...marries Trainspotting star Johnny Lee Miller, hubby #1. Finding wedding dresses too bourgeois and veils too sexist, she paints his name in blood on her T-Shirt for the ceremony. Haven turns green, and consoles himself thinking about one of Angie's earliest tattoos "H". Tattoos are forever.

1998 Mrs. Johnny Lee Miller causes minor Hollywoodquake in the title role of the HBO film Gia playing her first glamorous sociopath. Follows it up with touching ensemble work as a party girl looking for love in Playing With Heart, further proving that beneath the pout lies a persuasive acting gift.

1999 She portrays "Lisa" in Girl, Interrupted and turns Winona Ryder's intended comeback into her own star-making vehicle. Noni too stoned to notice the hijacking. (Unclear if she yet realizes that Angie is the one with the Oscar.) Lisa = glamorous sociopath #2.

In this fertile star-making period she also films Pushing Tin where she meets Billy Bob Thornton. Out with Johnny Lee (divorce). In with Billy Bob Thornton, soon-to-be hubbie #2 and tattoo #welostcount. Billy Bob was dating Laura Dern at the time but I think we can all agree that knives + tattoos + blood vials are hard to trump in the "hot girlfriend" arena. Sorry, Laura.

2000 The breakthrough starlet attends the Oscars as Morticia Addams and makes out with brother Haven (not dressed as Gomez but maybe he spoke French?). Sets new millenium trend of following up Oscar win by starring in shitty blockbuster-- Charlize & Halle: nothing but copycats! Angie's next project is co-starring with Nicolas Cage in Gone in Sixty Seconds. But that's cruel of me to mention. You were probably relieved to have forgotten about it.

2001 Angelina's giant breasts get their first starring role in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Roger Ebert turns digits 'way, way up.'

2003 Ms. Croft travels the world for Beyond Borders.She adopts the world's cutest boy Maddox abroad. Dumps Billy Bob back home in America. Angelina's baby fever begins but contrary to early Mia Farrow media snarking, her international period soon reads a little more Audrey Hepburn dogooder.

2004 She pops up in a couple of crappy movies just so she can be the best thing about them and remind the world that she's a bonafide movie star.

2005 BRANGELINA fever begins with hit movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith and even bigger hit gossip. Brad is married to Jennifer Aniston at the time but I think we can all agree that tattooed mindblowingly gorgeous movie star with cute international brood beats hard bodied pretty TV star. Sorry, Rachel. Brangelina spends the year playing pointless "no comment" games with the press despite the fact that everyone in the known universe (including each citizen of Namibia the year before the Jolie-Pitts invade) knows. Meanwhile Jennifer Aniston milks her feels-sorry-for-me moment for all its worth, smiling on endless magazine covers and trying. to. stay. strong *sniffle* oh and go see her new movie(s)!

2006 OMG. You think I'm even gonna even try? If you need this history as full as her luscious lips, check out the Angelina pages @ Gawker, Defamer, popbytes and WWTDD for much more ∞

2012 Jennifer Aniston continues to stay strong and appreciates your support in this difficult time. oh and go see her new movie(s)!


Say, while you're here check out the full blog, vote in the current poll, or read previous Histories...
Blue Freaks * Tarzan * Missions: Impossible * Dakota Fanning *Bunnies * Sharon Stone * Jodie Foster *Gender Bending * Bald Women * Sarah Jessica Parker * Gay Cowboys * Juli's Screen Kids * Gyllenhaal

tags: Angelina Jolie, movies, cinema, Brad Pitt, Winona Ryder, Jennifer Aniston, Maddox, celebrities, adoption, tattoos, Brangelina, Lara Croft, gossip,

The Piazza Will Be Televised

Quick Note to Musically Inclined Readers: Y'all know I love the Broadway theater. If you also do be sure to watch PBS Tonight as they air one of the best new musicals of the decade, live, The Light in the Piazza. More on this one-time-only event over @ ModFab where I'm guest blogging. (Gabriel returns as the man behind that particular curtain later today).

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Prairie Contest Wrapping

The contest to win the Prairie Home Companion poster ends Friday, June 16th at midnight!

So over the next 36 hours make sure to e-mail me your entry. Details here...

Aragorn. Gandalf. Bob

We've reached the point in the Top 100 Actor countdown where it's impossible for me to imagine the cinematic decade (thus far) without the contribution of the actors listed. Everyone from here on out has, in one way or another, made some sort of immediate impact whether through a set of resonant turns, celebrity-of-the-moment ascendance, or a feeling that they're very "now" in terms of the movies if you know what I mean. It's always hard to divorce your feelings about actors from their entire body of work and look at just a set of years but that's what I've been attempting to do.

There are people who did not make the list that I think are fine actors but there wasn't necessarily enough from them in the past six years to justify inclusion.

At any rate: the next 15 people are where it's at. Here are three great "M"s: Murray, McKellen, and Mortenson. Read. Return and discuss if you want. You know how this works.

Weekly (Streep) Horoscope

It's Meryl Streep Month here at the Film Experience. And you know what that means: She's your theme for this week's horoscope. Each sign will be given a famous Streep role with which to identify/self-examine this week leading up to her birthday (June 22nd). Next week's horoscope, ushering in the summer, will come from a special guest and since response to the horoscopes haven't been equal to the amount of work they are this feature will then go on the back burner for the summer.

Weekly Movie Horoscope
June 14th - June 20th The "Mary Louise" Edition

Aries (3.21-4.19)
Your Streep talisman this week is Karen Silkwood. Don't worry about her sorry fate. I'm thinking more along the lines of your natural courage and impulsiveness. Like that aforementioned crusader you'll make good use of those. Stay alert --accidents can happen when we're reckless. Helpful hint: Keep your friends close by and sing yourself a few bars of Amazing Grace.

Taurus (4.20-5.20)
Remember that path less travelled that Karen Blixen took in Out of Africa? Let her be your guide. Stubbornly hack your way through whatever wild brush you come across. Stick to your guns with that earth energy and you'll prosper. It might be time though to let a loved one go if they want out. Helpful hint: Let someone pamper you. Remember when Robert Redford washed her hair? Mmmm.

Gemini (5.21-6.20)
Your Streep talisman this week is appropriately dual in nature. InThe French Lieutenant's Woman the film that brought Streep her first lead Oscar nomination (and yes career success awaits you too) she played two characters: a temperamental actress and the artist she was portraying. Helpful hint: Sketch a little self-portrait this week. You may be surprise by what you come up with.

Cancer (6.21-7.22)
One more week until your life lights up with the sun in Cancer for your b-day. So -stay right in the moment. Your Streepian alter-ego this week is Yolanda in A Prairie Home Companion. What? You haven't seen it yet. Git yourself to a theater. She's a hoot. Like her, you may be feeling easily hurt and a bit moody. Still, you're undeniable sympathetic and winning this week. Helpful hint: Embrace your sibling/s.

Leo (7.23-8.22)
You know you're a star. It's OK to embrace that but don't let your vanity get the best of you. Don't go to the extremes that Madeline Ashton went to in Death Becomes Her. Embrace your natural charisma and humor --hell, even your horniness. But stay away from the dark recesses of your need for the spotlight. Helpful hint: Make sure to ask for a warning before you down the magical cure-all.

Virgo (8.23-9.22)
Your Streep talisman this week is Lisa Metzger from Prime. Your intellect always serves you well and you're probably doing well with your career right now. But watch the inflexibility when decisions involve more of the heart than the mind. Helpful hint: Make sure you to carve out your own space. If you're not successful enough to have a private office, find a private place.

Libra (9.23-10.22)
You probably know that Suzanne Vale in Postcards from the Edge was basically Carrie Fisher fictionalized, right? If this week feels a little meta in its autobiographical qualities just deal. Learn to live in and love the moment, however exasperating it may initially feel. Just like Carrie Suzanne Vale. Helpful hint: Check out of that Heartbreak Hotel. Don't live on lonely street no more. No more.

Scorpio (10.23-11.21)
The role tailor made for you this week is "Susan Orlean" from Adaptation. I put the name in quotes because Orlean is also a real person but the movie is fictionalizing her. You probably dig the fluidity of that. Think about pushing your own persona into new territory this week. Experiment a little. Helpful hint: Dial tone. Take your shoes and hum along with the phone.

Sagittarius (11.22-12.21)
That fire and enthusiasm you have needs somewhere to go. Your talisman this week is Susan Traherne in Plenty who felt alive in the war and dead as a peace time society wife. Helpful hint: Chant the following phrase to yourself "There will be days and days and days like this." If the thought of that being true makes you crazy, change the dynamic of your life.

Capricorn (12.22-1.19)
Divided loyalties may be hard for you just as they were for Francesca who had some thorny emotional issues to deal with in The Bridges of Madison County. If you aren't feeling grounded as usual, don't stress. Focus on your passion and/or lovelife and take it as it comes. Helpful hint: We all have short stretches of time that take on deep resonance in our lives. Do something this week that you'll always remember.

Aquarius (1.20-2.18)
If you hear me say that your Streep role is Helen Archer of Ironweed you may feel a twinge of defiance. Before you go hurry off to choose your own role remember that Helen had admirable qualities: proud, fierce, independent, talented. She just let other things erode her gifts. Be your best self this week. Helpful hint: Lay off the sauce. If you feel like belting a torch song, by all means, do. Just sing it sober.

Pisces (2.19-3.20)
This week could bring a you renewed creativity in some form or another, so be open and sensitive to it. Consider the intuitive warmth of Clarissa Vaughan in The Hours. She may have felt like she was unravelling, but deep truths and profound connections don't always come painlessly. Helpful hint: Get lost in a really great book you've always wanted to read. Kiss your signficant other passionately.

tags: movies, Meryl Streep, film, celebrities, horoscope, zodiac

Happy Flag Day


Diana, Kirsten, Dolly, and Madonna are feeling it. Are you?

Further delirious insomnia patriotically festive posting over @ Modern Fabulousity where I'm guest blogging. What is it about themes and holidays that bring out the OCD photoshopper in me? I. must. sleep. now.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

I Link I Do

Towleroad, popbytes and RuPaul all have updates on Kevin Aviance's recovery and the upcoming trial of his gay-bashers. Divas heal quickly --TFE sends best wishes for a quick recovery to the amazing Kevin Aviance and wishes speedy justice on those lowlife haters.

Jeffrey Wells on Superman Returns in case you haven't already seen this. He likey.

The Gilded Moose teases me with news that is too good to be true. Damn.

Buscemi Club has a cool video editing group project. Clipreels of their favorite star. (src)

You Can't Make It Up on the Orlando Bloom/Claire Danes gossip currently touring the blogosphere.

As for the other story making the blogosphere rounds, that Tim Burton and studio are fast-tracking Sweeney Todd I already wrote about my feelings in regards to that back in January when it was more rumor and less fact. You can read it here. Long story short: I sure hope Johnny Depp's been hiding one helluva singing voice because Sondheim's grand score demands grade A vocal talents.

Gillian "Where Ya Been?" Anderson

In the 90s you couldn't go a week without seeing Gillian Anderson's mug somewhere, what with the success of The X-Filesand the media's obsessive near-Julia/Leo levels of devotion to the show. Post X-Files, it looked like Gillian wouldn't be wasting a second in taking her slightly cerebral heat directly to movie screens instead. She got off to a rather proud start with excellent reviews (but no Oscar nomination) for her take on the doomed "Lily Bart" in Terence Davies' divisive take on the Gilded Age tragedy The House of Mirth.

And then... (crickets chirping)

The danger of taking time off for celebrities is that there are so many of them. If you get up from your seat for some R & R, someone else will be sitting down immediately. Good luck getting your spot at that table back. That said, Gillian is back at work and could be looking at a possible public revival this fall or winter. She's starring in two upcoming films. The first to be released will probably be The Last King of Scotland (which you probably noticed on my year-in-advance Oscar pages) and the second is the recently wrapped thriller Straightheads which co-stars Danny Dyer. You can read about the making of that film directly from it's director at Straightblog. So give that a look if you've been curious as to what Scully has been up to.

"A History Of" Returns Soon

You may have been wondering what's happened to "A History Of..." ? It's been a month since the last installment of this blog's most popular feature but what with all the painstakingly accurate research required [*chortle*] it can take days to prepare [pathetic. yet, true]. So you may have noticed that I've been neglecting this duty. Though it pains me to admit it, admit it I must. This series is no longer weekly. Consider me like HBO. You get less episodes than the networks but it's worth waiting out the long hiatuses.

At any rate it is coming back. The 15th Episode is coming soon...



Stay tuned...

Monday, June 12, 2006

Ralph Fiennes

The Top 100 Countdown Continues with #16, Ralph Fiennes.

This is how much I love Ralph Fiennes: I sat through Maid in Manhattan in its entirety...
Read and return to discuss if the spirit moves you.

Also the third round in the Actress Polling has begun on the main site. So go and cast your vote. And if you're curious here are the readers rankings to date for both the actresses and the actors.

24 Hour Psycho

A new exhibit called Douglas Gordon: Timeline just opened on the 6th floor of the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA). If you're in New York City between now and early September when the exhibit closes, you must see it.

I know very little about Douglas Gordon as an artist but it's obvious (and not just from the title of the retrospective) that he is very concerned with the elapsing of time. It's most obvious in the first piece which is 24 Hour Psycho, a piece from 1993. In the center of a dark room Psycho is projected (you can look at it from either side) at two frames per second. At that speed it lasts all day.

I have seen Psycho several times and I thought I'd instantaneously know where I was narratively but, as it turns out, film projected at 2 frames per second is quite a different experience. I was lost. I don't know how long it took me to realize that I had just missed the shower scene but I had. The shower sequence from Alfred Hitchcock's 1960 masterpiece is one of the greatest narrative tricks ever played on a moviegoing audience. Murdering your protagonist in the film's first half is simply NOT done. I wasn't alive in 1960 but I've often felt that this film must have been more shocking to audiences then than anything we've ever seen in multiplexes in the following forty some years. You're suddenly rudderless --there is no audience surrogate. When I realized I'd missed the scene I felt a wave of disappointment. But what happened next was surprising to me.

Before I knew it I was in the headspace of Norman Bates himself, feeling my own wave of nausea and guilt (just as Norman does staring at what "Mother" has done), realizing that I had walked into this exhibit and even vaguely planned the time of my arrival to see the murder. Sick!

This exhibit unexpectedly gave me a different Psycho experience than I've ever had before. I felt more inside the film than ever. But I also felt removed enough (without the sound and music) to notice things I've never noticed and to appreciate with renewed clarity what a genius Alfred Hitchcock was. During the clean up sequence that camera barely moves. I'm just staring at that damn showerhead with Norman Bates coming in and out of frame. 99% of directors, particularly modern ones, would've had the camera moving all around Bates and the body. Hitchcock just frames that bright shower with a dark doorway. So it's not just in the murder sequence where he's tricking you into filling all the gorey details in for yourself.

Time is a funny thing. At two frames per second I was mesmerized staring at Norman Bates who was a) moving very very slowly b) feeling guilty very very slowly c) turning off the motel lights very very slowly and d) cleaning up the bathroom very very slowly while Janet Leigh's arm hung limply and tellingly in frame. While all of this was happening very very slowly it turns out the time was flying by. Before I knew it 45 minutes had passed and I had to hurry through the rest of the MoMA exhibit.

Alfred Hitchcock is a famously fetishistic director and Psycho lends itself very well to external fetishizing too. Douglas Gordon isn't the first to scrutinize this work of art and Gus Van Sant (who made the misunderstood recreation) won't be the last. I highly recommend this exhibit. I'll be back to spend more time with the rest of it, and I'll try not to let Norman's psychosis suck me back in for another hour so that I can give the other Gordon pieces their due.

crossposted in an abridged version @ Modern Fabulousity

Blogosphere Multiplex: How to Learn Swedish in 1000 Difficult Lessons

Once a week I'm grilling noteworthy bloggers about their own film experiences. This week's victim interviewee is Francis Strand from "How to Learn Swedish in 1000 Difficult Lessons" And yes, like last week's interview this one is TransAtlantic. I am such the jetsetter.

On his award winning, well-informed blog Francis talks about whatever occurs to him (politics. life abroad. personal life) and ties it up with a Swedish word of the day. It's a clever concept and addictive, too. So please click over to How to Learn Swedish..." and investigate. You can learn the Swedish words for shameless just in case you meet Lasse Halström or hearing impaired if you're introduced to Roxette at a party or popular should you be discussing Garbo or bold, audacious, daring in case you have the great honor of meeting Ingmar Bergman.

10 Questions with Francis

Nathaniel: How often do you go the movies?

Francis: These days, I'm not much of a moviegoer. Maybe once a month, tops. We actually buy movies on DVD much more often than we see them in the theater, since it costs about the same for two tickets as for a DVD, at least here in Stockholm.

Nathaniel: Speaking of "we" and your significant other, ever had a huge disagreement about the quality of a movie...or do you have twinner taste?

Francis: We like similar food, art, furniture, travel, humor, but we have quite different taste in movies, actually. He's more into action movies, thrillers, blockbusters. I tend to like smaller more eclectic movies. I think he first glommed onto this when I made him watch Walkabout, which he thought was dreadful.

But I've managed to sway him a bit, gotten him hooked on films he probably would never have liked until I made him watch them, movies like Velvet Goldmine, Miller's Crossing, The Graduate, Groundhog Day. Of course I've never converted him to some of my other favorites, like Time Bandits, and he's never converted me to all those Planet of the Ape movies (I only like the first one) or Minority Report, which I think is confused and doesn't know what the hell it thinks.

Nathaniel: I hear you on Minority Report (my review). Spielberg has long ago moved into heavier "idea" films but I always feel he hasn't thought them all the way through which is why he has such problems with the endings --or at least that's my theory as to one of the reasons why.

OK as an honorary Swede, how many Bergman have you seen? Be honest.

Francis: Bergman isn't exactly my cup of tea, although I did see an excellent
production he directed of Ibsen's Ghosts with Pernilla August, here in Stockholm at the Royal Dramatic Theatre. As for films, I've only seen four and a half, the first three of which I saw more than 20 years ago: Persona, Cries and Whispers and Fanny and Alexander. I've only seen a sizeable chunk of Summer with Monica- I fell asleep - but it was fascinating mostly because it shows what Stockholm looked like as a city in the early 1950s, including some scenes out in the archipelago, with people dancing on a jetty (something they still do at Midsummer). He's just too grim for me.

My favorite is The Magic Flute, which looking back on it, I think was surely filmed at Drottningholm at the little baroque theater there; it's a charming filmed version of what I think must be the favorite opera of Swedes.

Nathaniel: Persona and Cries and Whispers are two of my favorite films. ever. But "grim" is definitely an appropriate word. Since you're an American who has been living abroad forever I'm curious re: your feelings about films with this subject. Have you ever seen a movie that you feels captures this dynamic? Or maybe a character in a film that spoke to this part of you?

Francis: I haven't been living abroad forever... it's only been seven years. But, this is a difficult question. Because being an expatriate has two distinct aspects to it: one's relation to the country one comes from, and one's relation to the country one lives in. Although at the most basic level, it's about how one handles being an outsider.

I haven't seen a film that captures how I feel about Sweden, but I lived for about six months in Spain before I moved here, and a film comes to mind that captures more how I felt about Spain when I lived there - Jim Jarmusch's Stranger than Paradise. Spain was, and still is, a mystery to me, I love it and hate it more than any other place, and I can so relate to the character played by Esther Balint, dependent on people who probably shouldn't be trusted, but smart enough to still manage not to lose herself. I love it in the end when she finally leaves the second time, and says: "This dress bugs me."

Nathaniel: How about Lost in Translation's dynamic?

Francis: I like Lost in Translation, it's clever and pleasingly melancholy, but it isn't at all about what it's like to be an expatriate. They're simply doing business, or married to someone doing business, in a strange culture, not making a life there.

Thinking about it, my experience in Sweden is much closer to, not a movie, but a British TV series based on a book by Evelyn Waugh, Brideshead Revisited: Solidly (upper) middle class Charles Ryder (played by Jeremy Irons in his first big role seen by Americans) falls in love first with Sebastian Flyte, and later his sister Julia, becoming enchanted and hopelessly tangled with their upper class family, their fabulous house, their neuroses, but he's never really a part of them, he's always outside, and he never quite understands them, either.

Nathaniel: This also sounds like the plot of Match Point ... only without the messy murder bits.

Francis: Haven't seen that yet. I've sort of fallen out of love with Woody Allen, I tend to find him irritating these days. I think the last thing I liked was Husbands and Wives, but mostly it was Judy Davis who made that movie.

Nathaniel: OK easier question multiple choice: Heath Ledger or Jake Gyllenhaal?

Francis: Anyway, easier multiple choice...? It isn't. So I'll split that one. Heath Ledger, based on having seen him in one movie, is surely the better actor. But, well, Jake Gyllenhaal is the better sex object.

Nathaniel: Nicole Kidman or Naomi Watts?

Francis: Nicole Kidman.

Nathaniel: Let's talk for a second (indirectly?) about your profession. You are a magazine editor, right? Are you eager to see Meryl Streep's Anna Wintour's skewering in The Devil Wears Prada?

Francis: Now you've caught me out in my total out-of-touch-with-the-fatherland-ness... or else I'm slipping up on my duties as a gay man and could risk losing my membership. But, while I've heard of the book, it's never caught my interest and, well, I had no idea they were making a movie of it. But Meryl Streep is pretty much hot shit no matter what she does, so...

Nathaniel: Cool. OK. We've reached our finale: They make a movie of your life. Who would play you? What's the title? What's the rating?

Francis: John Malkovich. Webster's Unabridged Dictionary of the English Language - The Movie! (don't forget the exclamation point...) Definitely with an R rating. Thanks, Nathaniel, it's been fun...

Nathaniel: And a big "tack" (that's Swedish for 'Thanks') to Francis of "How to Learn Swedish in 1000 Difficult Lessons" for participation in this "blogosphere multiplex" interview.


New Reader?
If this is your first time here please check the rest of the blog or some of the film experience's greatest hits: "She's a Bitch" * Pfeiffer Forever * Top 100 Actors * A History of ...Gyllenhaal * 2005 Film Bitch Awards *

Previously at the Multiplex:
Ron L'Infirmier
Thomas & Co.

To All Readers:
Any suggestions of bloggers you'd love to see featured? I'll try to rope them in.

Tags: movies, cinema, Sweden, blogging, Swedish, Spain, expat, film

TONY AWARDS In Review

[EDITED TO ADD VIDEO CLIP*]

I've talked plenty about this year's TONY Awards already... I know this is a film blog but June is a special theatrical time. I can't help it. So herewith a brief review and then we return you to your normally scheduled film programming.

The Great
The performance from The Drowsy Chaperone made me grin from ear to ear and also had the partygoers at my apartment laughing heartily (most hadn't seen the show). Here it is.



The Good
I liked Julia Roberts gracious compliments to the theatrical community. As to other film and television personalities that dip in the theater and were there... Anna Paquin, Lauren Ambrose, Paul Rudd, and Alfre Woodard all looked particularly good last night. Beautiful. I liked most of the other performances from nominated musicals too, even if some of them were truncated to the point where you couldn't quite get what was special about them. Nevertheless, this is always the best part of the show. And the main reason for watching since their actual choices for the winners...

The Bad
...are pretty damn frustrating. The TONYs are, if it's possible, even more frustrating than the Oscars in this way. There can be general consensus that a show will be regarded as a classic and they'll still ignore it for a touristy moneymaker. It's the reason they gave the big prize to Spamalot! over Light in the Piazza last year and the reason Jersey Boys took the big prize from Drowsy Chaperone this year and Pajama Game beat Sweeney Todd, too. In all of those cases, it's a crying shame. The really puzzling thing about this voting trend is that you'll always hear that this happens due to the touring company voting block. They want the ability to advertise the blockbusters on the road as being "Best Musical" winners. That would make perfect sense if they needed that title. The truth is these blockbuster shows that they vote for don't need awards. They usually come ready made for mass public appeal. You can't tell me that a show about a beloved cult film and a jukebox musical about the Four Seasons can't be marketed without that Tony-winning hook. It's the real deal new musicals like Piazza and Chaperone that need this boost. Arrrggh.

Basically I'm always left with the feeling that TONY voters are showbiz whores. And dumb ones at that. If they gave the prizes to the work that deserves it they could make even more money. The shows that sell themselves will keep selling themselves. Duh! The shows that are tougher sells and more deserving and crucial to the survival of the artform they're supposed to be celebrating will be easier to sell if they are given the recognition they deserve.

Click here for a complete list of winners Yes Miranda from Sex and the City and Emperor Palpatine are now TONY winners... and The Color Purple did not suffer the same fate that it suffered at the Oscars.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

This Week @ The Experience

Coming Soon:
Another transAtlantic Blogosphere Interview.
(Previous Installment)
The return of "A History Of..."
(Previous Installment)
#16 -#11 in the Actors of the Aughts Countdown
(Top 20 In Progress)
Long lost Joe Reid returns for a conversation (yay!)
(Joe's shuttered but much-missed column)
Plus: More Meryl Streep Merriment.
(The Announcement)

Try to Breathe. I know it's all too exciting.

TONY Mood-Setter

If you're planning on watching the TONY Awards tonight (and you are, right?) make sure to set the mood. Read up on my musical performance rundowns (Actress, Actor, Feat. Actor and Feat. Actress)

And DEFINITELY head over to Modern Fabulousity where Gabriel has offered a downloadable sneak of a showstopper from an upcoming soundtrack from the show that we both hope will go home with the TONY tonight. The click of your mouse and you have a hilarious show tune from one of Broadway's brightest light. Also at ModFab: Stinky Lulu's hilarious TONY memories. Read them and weep from laughing.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Matt & Colin

"The Top 100 Actors of the Aughts" countdown continues with two more lucky fellas.

Damon My favorite celebrity divorce of the Aughts? Damon & Affleck...
Farrell Like Lindsay Lohan his celebrity has eclipsed his work. Shame...

Read the Rest... then return and discuss.

Have You Voted? Remember there's quick rounds of polling going on in the Top 100 Actresses List for your reader ranking (we're killing time until the remaining 15 men are given their final rankings).


So who gets your vote? Round 2 is being led by Naomi Watts (way out front) and Rachel McAdams in the second position with Reese Witherspoon on her tail. After Reese is a true free for all. If none of them are your personal favorite... there's 34 other women to choose from in this round --voting wraps on Tuesday morning as we move to Round 3 and bring out the even bigger babes.

DENEUVE

Must Read of The Weekend: "Catherine Deneuve: That Perpetual Object of Desire, Unobscured" An excellent article by Terrence Rafferty on Catherine Deneuve's extraordinary beauty, talent, and longevity (in tomorrow's New York Times.)