More Haiku Fun

Again, I did not write these. Written by guests of my Oscar party 10 days ago. I do not neccessarily condone the views therein ;)

Crash
"Snow falls on L.A.
emotional porno just
leads to shooting blanks"

Good Night and Good Luck
"'good night and good luck'
the film is its own haiku
(...and kind of boring)"

Brokeback Mountain
"Wyoming Relief:
When the pup tent's a rockin'
Sheep no longer scared"