Here are zee winners. From Vince...
And from Anonymous....
I don't even know why this last one is funny but it made me laugh every time I read it. Thank you to everyone who played.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Say What? Evening
I asked you to amuse us with dialogue or caption for a still from the forthcoming Evening featuring Patrick Wilson and Claire Danes. A lot of silliness ensued. And then I forgot to repost with the winning entries. My bad.
Here are zee winners. From Vince...
And from Anonymous....
I don't even know why this last one is funny but it made me laugh every time I read it. Thank you to everyone who played.
Here are zee winners. From Vince...
And from Anonymous....
I don't even know why this last one is funny but it made me laugh every time I read it. Thank you to everyone who played.
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Claire Danes to Patrick Wilson: Dude, you remind me so much of Paul Newman in his younger years. Now, turn around and show me that fine ass.
"I love you Billy Cruddup!...I mean, Patrick Wilson. Sorry...you already played a part where you slept with Mary Louise Parker so my mind just went there."
I have the Evening trailer up in my blog. Scroll down and you'll find it.
Patrick:
"My wife is pregnant..."
Thought Bubble on Claire:
"Sigh...Two down...Now where is Jeffrey Dean Morgan???"
PATRICK: "Can you believe we did it FOR REAL during that take, and no one had any idea???"
CLAIRE: "Haha, now this movie is porn!"
...
thinks: (I hope I'm not pregnant)
Claire: "Any smile you can fake, I can fake harder."
Patrick: "No, really, in some states it's not even illegal to strangle someone in retaliation for a public pantsing."
CAPTION:
This is why you should never get drunk and take off your pants before a GAP commercial.
Caption: "He was a woman, and she was a man."
Immediately gets you wondering what the story is!
Claire: "Am I as good of an on-screen lover as Kate Winslet?"
Patrick: "Yes. But you don't hold a candle to Ben Shenkman."
PW to CD: 'If Kate couldn't win an Oscar doing this, what chance have you got?'
Although I do quite love Kurtis11's contribution, here's mine:
"Crest Whitestrips: Helping Pretty People Stay Pretty For Years"
One thought: "Neither of them were convinced the straining bed frame they were about to put to the test would survive the encounter."
PW to CD: Oh, my Kateloseslet!
"No Claire, I have the most insanely frightening smile"
Who new The Gap could be such a powerful aphrodisiac!
Fall Into the Gap!
Claire Danes (thinking): They say I'm not sexy. I'll show them by making out with the hottest guy there is.
Patrick Wilson (thinking): They say I'm the sexiest. If only they knew how not interested I am.
Marcelo - Brazil.
Off-topic, but I saw the film last week. Such a disappointment. :(
"Ahhh, yet another man I've stolen from Mary-Louise Parker."
Claire Danes to Patrick Wilson: "Dawg,who finer,Lil'Wayne or Young Jeezy?"
Patrick Wilson to Claire Danes:"Shit,I aint know.My dawg Lil'Wayne sang a lot better.Akon kinda whack."
Claire to Patrick: "I hope you enjoyed 'my so-called orgasm.' Apparently cancellation isn't the only thing that comes too soon."
Patrick: "More of Leo's sloppy seconds? At least I can look forward to Vera Farmiga."
PW: "I Tarzan. You Jane."
"All that's left is for me to dye my hair and throw a puppy out of a window and my 'Single White Female' transformation into Mary Louise Parker will be complete..."
FX: sound of train approaching
Patrick: "Hey, this is the wrong trailer!"
------o------
Alternate:
Caption: That Evening, he left home his Little Children and closed her Gap.
PW: Aren't you glad we dressed for the occassion?
CD: This Flintstones marathon is the highlight of my year.
I know why that second one is funny... because I wrote it. ;)
(Oh rat, every 'anonymous' poster can claim my poetry now.)
- The Baz Luhrman-hating Anonymous Australian Poster
there's a simple solution --put your name at the end of the comment you're writing.
signed,
nathaniel.
see how easy that was!
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