Nathaniel, For your special day I thought we should call a truce. What do you say?
In fact, I'd love for you to come visit. I don't live in a trailer park anymore and my new place is spacious --one might say eternal in its square footage. I don't have airconditioning but I think you'll feel right at home!
And speaking of home. I've arranged two special gifts to be delivered to your apartment this very afternoon. Gerard Butler in a loin... ha ha. Gotcha! No, this is something you'll like even more.
First: a box set of all my great performances. Everything is there! The Core, The Gift, Affair of the Necklace, Freedom Writers, The Reaping... even The Next Karate Kid. And second: The personal touch...
Renée Zellweger herself will be delivering them to you along with a singing telegram (music and lyrics by --well, that'll be a surprise). I know how you Renées song & dance stylings.
Happy Birthday Asshole!
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Happy Birthday, Nat!!!
I'm so glad that I've had the opportunity to not only appreciate your warmth and wit in this forum, but get to know you in person and become friends. It means more than I can express here.
Hope you have a great birthday and I look forward to seeing you and celebrating soon.
Aww, happy birthday Nat!
You totally deserve more than a singing telegram and a Best-Of-Hilary box set though.
I'd write more but it's nearly 3am and I need sleep. Nevertheless, have a great day. You deserve it!
I shouldn't be doing this, you didn't congratulate for my bithday, but I'm doing it anyway..
Happy birthday BITCH
Hollywood's gotta jumpstart a Carly Simon biopic before Hilary Swank and Cheryl Hines get too, uh, long in the tooth for it.
Happy Birthday!!! And many more!!
Happy birthday, but what's with YOU giving the present? That post is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day.
♪Cumpleaños Feliz♫
And many more good years.
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If Hillary had actually written that, I might become a fan.
But then I'd have to go see The Reaping, so cancel that.
Happy Birthday.
Hope you have a fantastic bday, Nat!
Happy birthday! :)
Happy birthday!
Hey! Where's the hottie?
Happy Birthday you Swank hating genius
Happy Birthday to a true original. The rest of us are just copy-cats.
Happy birthday Mr. Nathaniel, I wish that I could give you Hillary´s corpse but I can´t, but what about box set of Carmen miranda´s movies? So you can lust for her and also Rodrigo Santoro (I bet!)
Happy Birthday Honey!
Linda
Happy birthday, Mr. R.
Marcelo - Brazil.
happy birthday!
Happy belated birthday, Nat. Hope you had a great time! Hm, I wonder if your birthday celebrations changed after you ceased being a Mormon.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATHANIEL!!!!!
ESTAS SON LAS MANANITAS...
I'LL DRINK TEQUILA FOR YOU.
My belated wishes Nat. Now when are those reviews coming?
Happy birthday!
What, no Insolence gassed all over the Swanky DVDs? :)
A happy belated birthday, Nat.
Best wishes! :)
Late, as I always am, but happy birthday. Thanks for giving us the gift of this great blog, and I hope your gifts were even better.
Happy belated! You're truly, truly awesome.
Happy birthday!
thank you to all the happy birthday wishers
except for Skank
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