Hey Crude

Today I discovered that I wasn't alone in wondering why people wanted to ridicule Jude Law's peepee. Turns out the internet was still talking about it.

I thought I was behind the curve (I've been a wee bit out of it news-wise) but it turns out I was sizing this thing up along with the thinkpieces the other day. It's always slightly gratifying as a writer to feel like you're talking about stuff that theoretically one can get paid to talk about. But alas, my services are free. I'm not famous enough for any huge site to link to me. Sigh. My blog remains limp and unfluffed to the eyes of the world. I wish it were bigger.