Friday, July 25, 2008

What Would Brigitte Nielsen Say?


Other questions also come to mind.
  • Is Robert Rodriguez bragging about his sex life?
  • Can you imagine a poster like this for, say, The Prince of Persia --would Jake Gyllenhaal lick a sword on a poster?
  • What was the airbrushing budget for this poster or is this a CGI film?
If you have answers for any of these questions, share. Or ask a question of your own.

16 comments:

Nate Tyson said...

Robert Rodriguez totally wants us to know how hot his gf is.

I heard a rumor that they broke up. Any truth to that?

Stupid career move on her part if it is.

I ended two sentences with 'is'. (three)

Anonymous said...

I think Brigitte Neilsen is a better actress than Rose McGowran. Watching "Charmed" after McGowran came- I was stunned how how MUCH better her co-stars were. I'm am so uninterested in McGowran, and I'll never pay to watch her. It makes me think the director is on the skids too, common sense missing.

adam k. said...

I didn't know they were together.

I'm sure Angelina would've licked a sword on a Tomb Raider poster. Jake G, maybe not so much.

Liz said...

Yes, they are together. No, they didn't break up. Both publicists denied the rumor a few days after it surfaced.

And the only caption I can imagine for that first poster is "HURR DURR. DERP DERP!" Does that make me a bad person?

Barry said...

Brigitte Nielsen would say "Wow, I never looked as good as Rose McGowan does"

Nate Tyson said...

I know this is mean, but does anybody else find it funny that Rodriguez made the Spy Kids films, which were all about how important family/marriage is, and then left his wife for Rose?

Kamikaze Camel said...

I am still waiting for Black Oasis, which McGowen is supposed to be making with Stephen Elliot (The Adventures of Priscilla). "The story of B-movie actress Susan Cabot, who was murdered by her dwarf son in 1986." How amazing does that sound?

Nevertheless, these Sonja posters along with those silly posters ofr Jennifer's Body and The Women are making me wonder what's so hard about taking photographs of real people anymore?

Margaret said...

Amen, kamikaze camel!
Why do they even bother getting the actual people to sit and be photographed anymore when they create cartoonish and eerily glowy portraits of them almost from scratch anyhow?

Marshall said...

I'm actually a big fan of this idea, it follows Gene Siskel's advice to only remake bad films.

Anonymous said...

jake g might've licked a penis instead of a sword!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm very disappointed Rodriguez won't direct the picture: Douglas Aarniokoski is set to do it; anyway I don't think it will be a problema for McGowan to outshine Brigitte Nielsen's version.
What about the rumors concerning McGowan as the new Barbarella? That would be a much harder task...

Mirko

NATHANIEL R said...

anon wrote:
"jake g might've licked a penis instead of a sword!!!"

the whole point of this red sonja poster obviously (minus the Jake)

Kamikaze Camel said...

I'm actually with agreement with Marshall. I'd rather a movie like Red Sonja be remade than... well, almost any movie that's set to be remade.

I am constantly baffled that in the blaze of remaking horror classics like The Haunting, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, Last House on the Left, Friday the 13th (whether you like them or not, they're all classics of the genre) that nobody had the idea of remaking Children of the Corn. The 1984 original is aaawful, but the name is still noteworthy and sellable (hello, creepy kids are still popular aren't they?) and if they threw Kate Beckinsale in there or whoever they could get for easy name recognition, but who's not overly expensive then I'm sure you'd had at least a minor hit on your hands.

Robert said...

i really hate robert rodriguez

whitney said...

Is that lady's head exploding with hottness?

Mohammed said...

I liked Rose in Planet Terror! The opening scene was kool and I have that soundtrack in my iPod. But I have to agree the dude is showing off! Look at me... can you score like me!
I think the film will be different and I'm gonna watch it!