Saturday, May 30, 2009

If you were dragged to hell...

...which actors, actresses and directors would you expect to find there?
(And also: what did you think of Drag Me To Hell itself?)

30 comments:

Casey said...

Brando - But he'd be enjoying himself greatly.

Joan Crawford - what kind of hangers do they have in hell?

Walt Disney - anyone seen the family guy movie... "are the jews dead yet?"
not as pleasant a man as his work would've seemed

Volvagia said...

For the cinematic evils they have unleashed, that is if I really believed in religion, which I don't:

Sylvester Stallone - Look up his Razzie Nomination count.

Mike Myers - For the Love Guru alone

Uwe Boll - No need to explain.

trentsketch said...

Drag Me To Hell, as far as I'm concerned, is easily the best horror film in the past twenty years. Easily. It's smart, it's twisted, it's funny, and it works. Sure, it's filled with cliches, but there's a good reason those cliches became cliches: when done right, they are terrifying. Welcome home, Sam Raimi.

For me, I fully expect to be spending time in hell with Bette Davis. Heaven would be too boring for her. Then I could have a nice hearty meal with Alfred Hitchcock and Orson Welles while discussing Shakespeare and how awful it is to work with actors.

Wayne B. said...

Brett Ratner no question.

Jordan Wellin said...

Mickey Rourke would be there, even though he's not dead yet.

And the two Kevins, Costner & Spacey, because they always give the same performances, and I'm allergic to them.

NATHANIEL R said...

@Casey and Trent you realize you've thrown Bette & Joan into the same room again. *runs for cover*

i expect to find most members of the MPAA there, most executives and all actors of mediocre to little talent who get roles that should be played by actors of major talent -- they need to be punished somehow ;)

Hayden said...

It goes without saying, but Lars von Trier would end up down there in an instant.

Jorge Rodrigues said...

Add Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton to your count Volvagia xD

Anonymous said...

I imagine a hell like the one in South Park with cut out heads. Anne Hathaway, Courtney Love, Tyra Banks would be in there for sure.

cal roth said...

Paul Haggis, and that comes from a guy that loves Million Dollar Baby.

Fernando Moss said...

-The Jessicas (Alba, Biel and Simpson)
-Jason Reitman
-Beyonce
-Will Ferrell
-Jon Heder
-Dakota Fanning
-Nicolas Cage
-Jennifer Garner
-Marion Cotillard
-Bryan Singer
-Matthew McConaughey
-Brett Ratner
-Ron Howard
-Kristen Stewart
-Seth Rogen
-Eduardo Verastegui
-Megan Fox...

...and everyone responsible and involved in Date Movie, Meet the Spartans ann all of those stupid films.

Fernando Moss said...

and well, if all those people are in hell I don't wanna go there. I will have to start behaving. ;)

NATHANIEL R said...

@Hayden I only want LARS to go there if he'll make a documentary and feature from each of the nine circles!

fernando Dakota???

Jorge Rodrigues said...

We are forgetting evil herself, Mrs. Swank (aka Beelzebub)... But send her to hell quick before she grabs Oscar #3! :D


Oh and while you're at it take Tom Hanks with you Hilary... ;)

Dom said...

Drag Me to Hell was the first movie I have seen in theaters since Watchmen (I have been simultaneously broke and busy...) and it was AWESOME! I mean come on, when your boyfriend screams like a girl more than once while watching a horror film, you know you've got a winner :)

Runs Like A Gay said...

I expect to see Harvey Weinstein there.

Only he'll have taken over, hell will be heavily cut, only in major cities and be virtually one long FYC ad for Satan.

Drag me to Hell was great - laughed, shrieked and retched. Exactly what a good horror should make you do.

Here Kitty Kitty.

Peter Chan said...

Baz Luhrmann... because one can only conjure up the brilliant 'Moulin Rouge!' if one sells their soul to the devil.

Barry said...

Drag Me to Hell: Absolutely terrifying. Probably the scariest experience I've ever had in the theater. My friend was clutching on to me for dear life, and I to her as well. But, it also was so fucking good. I've been thinking about it ever since I left the theater.

Henry said...

Pauley Shore. Or Adam Sandler. I'm convinced they're both the Devil's minions come back to Earth to rain fire on all of us.

Henry said...

"POINT!"

Makes me laugh every time now. Can I also say? I love Katey's shirt!

Encore Entertainment said...

Unequivocally, I know that I will be seeing Bette Davis - or Rosa Moline - from Beyond the Forest. She will be the trashy slut of Hell, probably Satan's girlfriend, who will probably got too far and sleep with Alfred Hitchcock or somebody like that. She'll be looking to revive her career, but... well being dead and all there's not much hope of that.

Derreck said...

haha, at Baz Lurhmann in Hell.

but i agree that it would be no surprise that Lars von Trier would be there. He would probably be sunbathing nude.

and yes, Uwe Boll too. He's tortured so many people with his movies, so it would be appropriate for him to be roasting in Hell.

yes, they're not dead yet, but they probably have reserved seats.

and i always thought Robert Stack would be there. Not that he's a bad guy or anything. He'd probably live in Heaven but work in Hell to welcome people. Can you imagine him saying "Welcome to Hell"? That would probably crush your spirit. That dude was nothing but scary.

Tory said...

Scarlett Johansson because she's been killing great roles that should have gone to Rachael McAdams

jimmy said...

bette, joan, paul lynde and charles nelson reilly. what fun! can't wait.

Billy Held An Oscar said...

Something tells me that Satan's Actor's Studio would be headed by Helen Hunt and Kevin Costner. They would be working on scenes from 'Rachel Getting Married'.

A living hell for any audience member.

Jorge Rodrigues said...

Ron Howard and his amazingly uninteresting filmography surely would have a place there as well...

chris Na Taraja said...

You know, I've always joked about going to hell and being surrounded by friends. But after considereing who might be there, i'm thinking it won't be so much fun.

Actress: Joan Crawford for obvious reasons, and her daughter Christina, because they are karmically tied. Plus one, or both of them lied about what really happened.

Actor: Frank Sinatra, who if you opened for him, he might walk out on stage in the first five minutes of your act, or leave you out there for an hour an a half. He's a pig who will have to roast for it.

Director: Roman Polanski....Hello, fleeing the country after drugging, raping and sodomizing a 13 year old girl. We may hvae respect for your films, and France and Ploand may protect you, but you won't get out fo hell.

Really do you want to hang out with any of these folks?

pomme said...

cameron diaz,jessica alba,schwarzie(except for 2 first terminator),chuck norris,dolf lundgreen,nicolas cage for his hair acting,jerry bruckeimer,jared leto,hugh jackman for Wolverine movie(i want my money!),sharon stone(except for Casino)

Anonymous said...

Fernando-um no Britney Spears? She should've been the first one on the list.



Drag me to Hell was fun, but not that scary (to me anyways).

~Lily

pomme said...

i forgot Matthew mcconaughey! the first on my list!