Don't be alarmed ... even if I was.
It's one thing to receive creepy "gifts" in the mail. It's quite another when they're completely unrelated and yet they thematically compliment each other ...and they arrive on the same day. First, a bird with a bomb attached (courtesy of Four Lions which I keep hearing great things about. Movies, wait for me. I'm back to screenings in one week's time!).
And then a letter in a black envelope from "Nina Sayers." You know, the ballerina...
So I'm super excited to read the letter but I open it up and...nothing.
Is Alfred Hitchcock directing Oscar campaigns now?