Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Hump Day Hottie: Channing Tatum

That's me. Holla.

I never heard of the The Film Experience before but I'm getting mine now. Used to be a model but lately --big screen, big time. Earlier this year I totally read Amanda Bynes wrong in She's the Man (See, my character thought she was a guy. What a dumbass --she's a fugly dude) If David Poland had seen that in a regular movie theater, he wouldn't be confused about my box-office for Step Up. The ladies was screaming, fainting, throwing panties --nah, not that last part, I'm playing. But it was wild. "LL Channing T" Ha.

This pic of me ---> has been making the rounds this week on the blogs. Hot! Hey, if you're abs looked like mine you'd be touching, too.

It's OK, you can stare...former model remember? Don't you think I shoulda been the star of Justin Timberlake's sexyback video. Dude shoulda outsourced that one.

If you're more the NSFW type you can see a lot more of me here and here. I'm not shy.

OK. Later.


Uh, wha--oh oh yeah, OK. I'm supposed to say
"Previously on 'Hump Day Hotties'..."
the guy who runs this blog profiled Hugh Jackman he's ripped. I think I'm a better dancer though. I got mad skills in Step Up. He's wolverine --yeah, cool. Uma Thurman yeah ...MILF. Cheyenne Jackson -Sorry, who? Then last season I guess there was a lot of Jake Gyllenhaal --old news. I'm big now. There's even more of me here (NSFW). Like I said... I'm everywhere right now.

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61 comments:

Beau said...

HOT.
and got raves for "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints".
and bi.

...i hate him already.

Nick M. said...

Those grammar errors are brilliant.

Meathead.

Anonymous said...

hes hung like brad pitt...and no that aint an impressive thing =)

still hot though

adam k. said...

Yeah, pretty hot, despite likely dumbness.

And what exactly is wrong with his penis size? Jesus. It's like the Jude Law fiasco all over again. It's as if anyone who's not Dirk Diggler super-sized is "not impressive."

Anonymous said...

lighten up

DL said...

:O

:D

Ali said...
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Ali said...

Step Up is absolutely terrible, not even good on a guilty pleasure level. Aside from its formulaic construction, the film's understanding/depiction of race, class, and gender is questionable at best.

Kamikaze Camel said...

I sorta liked She's the Man for what it was. An absolutely ridiculously absurd teen comedy. Like, I don't play/watch soccer but even I know that the movie fudged the rules up something hilarious.

Adam, a male celebrity needs to have a giant massive penis or otherwise he deserves to be ridiculed. Cause seriously, what normal-sized male would want to become an actor. That's just crazy talk.

David Shultz said...

Everyone, it's flaccid. The end.

And uh yeah, hot beyond comprehension.

JA said...

He was on some morning show the other, um, morning, and wearing this super-fitted T and snug-in-the-crotch jeans and was dancing around and... it was just too much to wake up to, I tells ya. That sort of thing will throw you off for an entire day.

NATHANIEL R said...

i don't know JA -it sounds like more of a pickmeup situation than a throw off

at least to me.

Jolie_Stella said...

HOT
yeah U defenetlly had to b in Justin's Video SEXY BACK. aww n the Movie She's The man, was pretty hallarious and I anjoyed it, now Im heading to see Step Up.. =)))

Anonymous said...

I dont care what any of you gerks say Channing Tatum is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT! you peoples have no taste. peace

Anonymous said...

Yeah so how can i get in touch with the hotty hot hot hot?...lol!

Tennessee_wildflower16 said...

Hey Sugar i love your movies and your a great actor i just bought she's the man (very good movie)
anyway lotz of love

Cate Brooks,Tennessee

Anonymous said...

none of yous have no taste whats wrong with you channing is the most hotest thing i have eva seen.
if he wasent gay i would kiss him. i would even visit him it would be very easy for me seem's i'm i've been a model 4 about 6 years. i see that all of you's are male's well i'm a female so this is evry weird but hwo gives cause when it comes 2 channing tatum i can't stay away. love u channing. frm shelby

Anonymous said...

you are hot .wish i had you around.so whats with the rumors are you straight.

Anonymous said...

!ok.channing tatum is a hottie!
but wat a shame!when sum1 is so in luv with themself's like that.It's a big shame how look's can be deceving & when u talk about urself like dat it make's me laugh cause of how stupid u sound!!!
!and i no a GAY man when i see or hear 1 & it's a tragity 4 girls out there cause he is so GAY!!!
WAT A WASTE!!

Anonymous said...

yea too bad we never get to meet hotties, just perv and dream. Lol yes it is flaccid... u know what they say aboyt size when its not ;)

I was really dissapointed when I saw step up. Dance moves should be sexual and im sorry to say it hun but there was nothing there. The was one moment in the whole movie and then it was gone. Sorry but thumbs down from me.

Coach Carter was brilliant though and I am yet to see She's the Man. Be nice to the little fans and don't screw Paris! you'll catch something!!

Anonymous said...

well i think he is gorgeous and he is a good actor, plus i like the films he has been in, every one has different taste. why moan about him... do you lot realy have nothing better to do? didnt your mum ever teach you "if you havent got any thing nice to say, dont say anything at all". hes great.

Anonymous said...

channing tatum is not gay because he's my fiance

Anonymous said...

channing tatum is so hot if he was in my bedroom id teach him a thing or two he is a sex machine and im so in love with him xMWAX

Anonymous said...

mmmm my kind of guy, a guy who can dance,b fuckin hot with n witout clothes (mmm) n ber buffff

Anonymous said...

I love your movies. your so HOT!luv ya

Anonymous said...

yea im wid d anonymous peoplz above i dnt care wat u fellaz say channing tatum iz sexc azz n his movies are d shit! hard owt luv them ae, gud work channing u d shit! dnt listn ta dem peoplz der prob jealous az ov u ae..plus evry1s gota hav confidence der nutn wrong wit it @ all
luv ya

Anonymous said...

OmG!
his films are well good!
Cant belive hes gay!!!
what a waste! he is fit assssss!!
luv S + A

Anonymous said...

bailey

wow sooooooooooo hottt and that body OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



MARRY ME!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG you are from my hometown! I live in Cullman! Small world hottie!

Anonymous said...

OMG you are from my hometown! I live in Cullman! Small world hottie!

www.myspace.com/hotbamabombshell

Anonymous said...

if your real. . . email me. . . bahamachick05@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

OMG.... hes sooo hot!!!

sarah said...

hey babe!
channing tatum has to be a hot one! haha!
i loved the film!
i think we should meet sometime..
call me!
love you"
sarah, model in new york xx
ciao x

sarah said...

french 10.34 am!
scary
channing you should email me!
x

Anonymous said...

Tatum is so overwhelmed and self-absorbed, he doesn't recognize his talents are limted and his popularity reduced to a web shot of physical absurdities. As he comments about Jake G, he, Channing" will also be old news real soon - all he has now consistently reduces day by day - and he'll be making x movies just to pay his rent and asking strangers if they remember who he used to be.

loni said...

I don't know what the hell is wrong with you people!!!! Stop being haters. This is one sexy mutha f$cker. Bless you Channing for keeping it realand sharing it with us.I saw "she's the man" and "step it up". You were hot in "the man" but when i saw "step" it was love at first sight. Keep your head up and if you really want it you'll get it!!! f$ck these haters!!! Also, everything on you is exactly the way it should be. Keep it sexy baby.!!....I love you already!!

Anonymous said...

Heya babe OMG i love both ur movies "She's the man" and "Step up" lol there awsume... U ARE THE HOTTEST GUY I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! MARRY ME!!!!! Luvya bibi xoxo mwah!

Anonymous said...

Hey Tatum, if you really are gay, could you email me at

Anonymous said...

Y'all should see Coach Carter he played an excelent role.

Anonymous said...

Gay? noooo your to hot to be gay
if you are i respect that but me and muffin think your way to sexy
be with us!

Anonymous said...

This is Muffin you are wayyyy to sexy just like Ally said!!!

;););););)

Anonymous said...

channing is soooooo fit bt face it we wud nva gt a chance wiv im heez 2 good. he can av any celeb luffffff abz

blair said...

do you honestly think that Channing is writing this it is probably someone that is just obsessed with him

Anonymous said...

He is SO Hot I have 2 of his movies i step it up and 2 Shes the man. so love u

Anonymous said...

but you are perfect-man....my email is bebitesucrer@hotmail.com

hannah said...

omg omg omg man chansss sooooooooooo fit man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxid lv 2 meet im xxxxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

wat the hell is wroung with you people. even if Channing did tell us to write about him wat on earth makes you think he will even read it. hes probbly jokeing about the stuff you wrote. he wont marry you, he wont do it you, and he will never want to meet you. wat makes you think a celeb would talk to small people like us were not rich,were not famous. were all just fools. Channing says he will never 4get were he came from but he already has. your all thinking who the hell am i, i'm a person who dose'nt care about the famous i'm take life as it comes. and i hope you'll do the same by never comeing back to this damm site. you have better things to do. i'm 25 years old i've never meet my parents and i never will, i've never meet Channing and will never want to. were all victums in this game of life celebs their nothing they have no talent, we do. my friends have died trying to get noticed. Channing cant bring them back no one can. so if you are reading this Channing GO TO HELL I HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DEATH. and when it happens nothing will change life will go on for the rest of us.

thanks Channing for making me feel worthless in your eyes. i going to jump off a building maybe then youll see I DONT CARE SHIT ABOUT YOU.

this goes to show you i'm going nowhere4life

i am out - aimee aka a not so normal girl.

Channing you cant think everyones a fan.

Anonymous said...

Hey, why are you so full of yourself? Like come on. Why do you have to be a hater like everybody else? That is so highschool.

bye:
someone you don't know!!

shslonghorns_2006 said...

Hey, why are you so full of yourself? Like come on. Thats so highschool. You might be good looking and everything. But you don't need to act all stuck up. Oh and don't think I'm hate'n because I'm not!!!
bye:
someone you don't know

Anonymous said...

SO HOT hotter than brad pitt definatly!!

Anonymous said...

whoaa baby. hottest guy on earth? i think so. ;]

Katie said...

ARE you all kidding me Channing Tatum is the hottest thing on earth he can act, model,dance, hell he could probably save mankind. Beside being super sexy he's talented, full-on total package so y'all need to shut the hell up! <3 u Channing AKA sexy beast.


MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie said...

oh by the way please lord tell me channing isn't bi, if he is omg total tear!
<3 u Channing





MARRY ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. i thought u rocked in She's the Man and Step up so ignore these fools.

Katie Dillashaw said...

I bought Step up and She's the man just beause u were in them, which is kinda sad, i really need to get a new boyfriend.

By the way ur hung pretty well not huge though but i've heard the smaller the better, is that even possible?

Katie said...

oh the anonymous person whos had all the trouble in life im really sorry and i just want to say i feel ya and hope u find something good in life, by the way just know i love u and u can come live wit me.

COCOA said...

HE IZ SOOOOOOO DAMN FINE!!!!!!!!! IDC WAT HALF U PEEPS BE SAYIN HE IZ SEXY

COCOA said...

HE IZ FINE!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

wow you are very sexy! u never thought any one could be so sexy!!!!!!!

ABI said...

E IZ WELL BUFF

abz said...

I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY U R HOT AND ALL GIRLS WANT TO BE WITH U AND ALL GUYS WANT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS U'VE GOT SO DONT WASTE it and read this all the tym

Anonymous said...

channing u are so hot and good looking would you marry