Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Hump Day Hotties: ScarJo and the Twins

It's been 3 months since Scarlett Johansson Week here at the blog, so I figured it was time to bow down to Hollywood's hottest PYT again. If not bow down, at least --um-- lean forward. Please and thanks.

You know if they remade 9 to 5, Dabney Coleman version 2.0 would be knocking pencils off his desk for Scarlett to pick up.

I thought Scarlett's last performance (The Black Dahlia --my review) was pretty stinky but the one before that (Scoop) was lots of fun once I got acclimated to Scarjo's throaty awesome voice coming at me in stammering Woody cadence. Scoop just arrived on DVD yesterday. So snatch it up. It's got Hugh Jackman shirtless, Scarlett Johansson in a red bathing suit (and even hotter in glasses and sweaters), and Woody Allen being funny. Worth a rental.

UPDATE: Oh and it's Scarletta's b-day too. Duh, I forgot to mention.


She is a beautiful woman. In honor of Scarlett and the Twins, let's play a game of 'who goes with the cleavage?' Guess in the comments! UPDATE: Game is over!

Suggested musical accompaniment:
Bette Midler's Otto Titsling
Scissor Sisters' T**s on the Radio
A Chorus Line's Dance: Ten; Looks: Three
and my personal favorite...
Loudon Wainwright's Rufus is a T*t Man


a. Gong Li finally guessed by Agent69
b. La PFEIFFER says Nick
c. Halle Berry --trashbag kid is correct.
d. Rachel Weiz --Klemen got it.
e. Holly Hunter -goes to Marco.
f. & g. Pitt's personalized girlfight: Aniston and Jolie -agent69 guessed it.
h. Kirsten Dunst -samurai frog knows Kiki when he sees her.

Previous Hump Day Hotties: Daniel "Bond, James Bond" Craig long time fancied, pre-007 * Brad Pitt golden über hotness and exhibitionist tendencies * Qi Shu & Chen Chang 3 times is not enough * Jamie Dornan & Asia Argento burning up Versailles * James McAvoy randy king of Scotland * Naomie Harris pretty chameleon * Hot on TV from "Agent Cooper" to "Faith" * Channing Tatum steppin' up and out * Hugh Jackman dancer, mutant, god * Uma Thurman 18 years of hotness. * Cheyenne Jackson Broadway to Hollywood * Season One of HDH Gyllenhaal, Li, Bernal, etc...

tags: Scarlett Johansson, movies, cinema, boobs, babes, academy awards, celebrity, Woody Allen

37 comments:

Trashbag Kid said...

C = Halle Berry

I'm kinda stumped on the rest.

Agustin said...

G is definetely Monica Belluci
could f be julianne moore?
don't know about the rest

(yeah, c is halle berry)

JA said...

Ya know, if these were guys' pecs, I'd be a whiz at this game. But unless boobs reach Scarlettian proportions, I take no notice. What can I say; I wear boob-blinders.

NATHANIEL R said...

G is not Monica Belluci...

clue: F & G are often mentioned in the same sentence.

JA said...

Is D Jennifer Connelly? I feel like I saw that picture of her ocne and was like, damn. I always forget she's, um, blessed in that region, she's so skinny and all.

NATHANIEL R said...

no. but she is an oscar winner.

Anonymous said...

D-Rachel Weisz?

Klemen

Agent69 said...

F - Jennifer Aniston
G - Angelina Jolie
(D is definitely Rachel Weisz )

Agent69 said...

b - Naomi Watts????

Arkaan said...

ja, Nathaniel used that picture of Rachel Weisz during the hump-day-hotties that featured Ralph Fiennes and Weisz.

NATHANIEL R said...

although the more i look at that pic the more Sharon Stone-esque Weisz pair begin to look. which is not good.

SamuraiFrog said...

H is definitely Kiki Dunst. A is incredibly familiar...

StinkyLulu said...

Total guesses (part 1):
a: kate winslet
b: gwynnie

StinkyLulu said...

total guess (part 2):
e: julianne?

Anonymous said...

I think B actually belongs to Gwyneth Paltrow, she of the middling bosom and incredibly annoying faux British accent and elitist attitude.

Marco

NATHANIEL R said...

CLUES

a. international diva

b. the guess is in the right hair color range.

e. the guess is in the right age range.

StinkyLulu said...

Ok then I'll go with my second choices:
A: Salma
E: Michelle

kin said...

is b Nicole Kidman?

Anonymous said...

A has got to be Monica Belluci. Am I right?

Marco

Anonymous said...

B = Claire Danes? E = Jodie Foster?

Marco

Nick Davis said...

Isn't B Michelle Pfeiffer?

NATHANIEL R said...

nope nope nope

A has a movie coming out in december
B um...
E was nominated for an Oscar for the performance this pic is from.

NATHANIEL R said...

B yes Pfeiffer!

Anonymous said...

E = Holly Hunter?!

Marco

Anonymous said...

A = Juliette Binoche?

and E is definitely Holly Hunter

Marcelo said...
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Marcelo said...

A - Madonna?

Although the dress does not look like her...

Agent69 said...

a - Li Gong????

Jess said...

What agent69 said. Though my answer is in the form 'Gong Li.'

But that has to be it.

SamuraiFrog said...

I'm just going to go way out on a limb here and guess that A is Penelope Cruz. Because I'd just like it to be.

Marcelo said...

A - Mel Gibson?

Woodstock said...

Uhg.. damn!! I'm late! But loved this post, after seeing [being bored with] Brokeback Mountain for the second time I needed some fun. I LOVE Scarlett, never get tired of her. I'm not sure if I like this name ScarJo, doesn't remind good things in portuguese.

NATHANIEL R said...

It was Gong Li. Yimou loves her assets and they've never been displayed quite so flagrantly.

marcelo -too funny

Kamikaze Camel said...

I lost track of what ones had been guessed or not so I won't play.

But, boy oh boy, I just saw The Black Dahlia! Scarlett was all sorts of hysterical as was the entire movie.

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