Thursday, September 06, 2007

Angelina Sighting (With My Own Two Eyes)

True story: Angelina Jolie criss-crossed my path yesterday. She smiled at me... or at least in my direction. Who knows why. I believe that our eyes met but through a double layer of glaze who can be sure. My vision was obscured by stardust; her expression veiled with a benevolent mask that read 'Yes I Am She'. For a split second we were but an arms length apart. I was so stunned I can't recall what she was wearing (light simple dress?)

She floated by me with arm bent at the elbow, hand raised up but dangling from a limp wrist --a royal being waiting for her subjects to kiss it? Here, alas, my story ends. I am unable to share the where and the why since I'd like to keep my day job.

(Must read link for new readers: A History of... Angelina Jolie)
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10 comments:

william w said...

in the presence of true enlightenment no less.

Kamikaze Camel said...

Well, she is living in NYC now, isn't she? Cause she wants to send her kids to school there or something.

JA said...

Did you feel the urge to dive into her vagina? Because I have the feeling that if I were in her presence I would get that urge.

Anonymous said...

why would seeing angie affect your day job you're not in the cosmetic surgey industry r u.

The Scott Blog said...

Color me jealous! Ugh, and I thought meeting Shirley MacClaine was something.

NATHANIEL R said...

JA Q:---"did you feel the urge to dive into her vagina?"

not to be crass but
A: that depends. Will Brad be in town anytime soon?

NATHANIEL R said...

scott meeting WARREN BEATTY'S SISTER! is something.

i didn't actually speak in Angelina's presence. so you've surpassed me there.

Nick Davis said...

Angie AND Brad AND Gwyneth were all in Chicago recently and staying at the same hotel while she filmed, he parented, and Gwynnie stumped for Estee Lauder's new perfume. Their hotel was only a few blocks from my apartment but I didn't see any of them. Agree that this seems unfair. Just agree.

My partner bumped into Christian Bale at the Virgin Megastore, though. He actually did bump into him. Somehow I haven't trained him well enough, because when I asked "WHAT MOVIES WAS HE BUYING???" he had no idea.

NATHANIEL R said...

Bale buying DVDs?

"celebrities: they're just like us!!!"

Jimmy said...

I saw Angie (and Brad) - it was the opening of a normal heart...right across from my hotel. She looked rather boney & skeletal....but a great face & she seemed to be enjoying herself. Then I went on to see "Grey Gardens" w/ Christine Ebersole, which was ter-riff...but I read it has since closed. Also saw the homely guy from the fox show Hannity & Colmes (dont know which is which) while i was walking to the play. NYC is always fun.