Sunday, September 09, 2007

Say What? Mamma Meryl

I asked you to amuse us with a caption or dialogue for this still from next summer's ABBA musical Mamma Mia. By popular demand the winner is Kurtis ...
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But we also have to give it up for Vince's...
Meryl: Fernando, honey, I know we're on a budget here, but isn't it time we broke down and bought a back scratcher? Something smaller and portable?

psssst. ABBA week is coming in mid September. Why? Who knows really ... just humor me

25 comments:

Damselfly said...

Pierce: Psst, Meryl...You know I used to be 007...I know how to make a speedy exit from a bad movie.

Meryl: (sigh) It's no use. We're trapped...on film....forever!

J.D. said...

Meryl: [sigh] Daniel Craig was better.

Pierce: What was that?

Meryl: [quickly] Nothing.

joe*to*hell said...

i have no caption other than ths is a dumb idea.. why why why are they doing this

lawyer tony fernando said...

Meryl:A Bond girl at last!!!

Anonymous said...

Pierce: Why did I sign on for this?

Meryl: you wtf, why did I sign on for this?

Pierce: Because you're so desperate for another Oscar win, you signed on for about 20 roles.

Meryl: Sigh, so true.

Beau said...

Meryl: At least this is a role that doesn't call for cartoonishly over-acted stereotyping.

Pierce: Yes, you've gotten so good at that in 2007.

Kurtis11 said...

Pierce: "That blue looks great on you Meryl."

Meryl: "Ugh, it's not blue, it's cerulean."

vince said...

MS: Fernando, honey, I know we're on a budget here, but isn't it time we broke down and bought a back scratcher? Something smaller and portable?

Elias said...

Tell me, doctor. Do you think I'm starting to need you?

Brooke Cloudbuster said...

Both: *sigh* If only there was some pretty person on the other side of this wall.

adam k. said...

The great divide: Brilliant actors vs. good ones.

Michael Parsons said...

Meryl: I can't let him see me. I asked for Shakira Shakira hair extensions....not mug shot Lindsay.

Marshall said...

Regardless of the quality of the film, I love ABBA. Genius pop music composition. And I am thrilled to see Pierce Brosnan have such a substantial film role again. I was quite worried for him, the other week he headlined a putrid direct to TNT film called SHATTERED, probably filmed several years ago. I thought he was great in THE MATADOR, much better than the movie.

Anonymous said...

//vince said:
MS: Fernando, honey, I know we're on a budget here, but isn't it time we broke down and bought a back scratcher? Something smaller and portable?//

Is it too early to declare a winner here?

RedSatinDoll

Anonymous said...

Please pick the cerulean one. Awesomeness.

Deborah said...

Something there is that loves a wall.

Neel Mehta said...

Pierce: Stand up straight. You're only slumming in this film, not slumping.

c.p. iñor said...

Hahahahahaha... I just couldn't stop laughing at the "it's not blue, it's cerulean" one...

shawnp said...

I could hurt someone like me,
Out of spite or jealousy.
I dont steal and I dont lie,
But I can feel and I can cry.
A fact I'll bet you never knew.
But to cry in front of you,
That's the worse thing I could do.
Unless it gets me another Oscar.

VS said...

"It's Cerulean" is priceless!!!!!!!!!!"

CNO said...

Meryl: (sighs) Without Lily(Tomlim), I can't sing to my Mamma... who every night sung us...


BTW loved the cerulion one!!!!

Anonymous said...

Meryl looks fat and awkward.

Anonymous said...

I'm a HUUUUUGEEEE ABBA and Meryl Streep fan - and would love it if this role scores her her (much much much awaited) 3rd Oscar next year!

And before you bag me - I think your no. 1 Michelle may just score her first - albeit supporting - for Hairspray!

The reviews i've read is that she is brilliant in it!!!

p.s. Happy 3rd birthday! Really love this blog. Keep it up mate!

Graeme said...

Meryl is going to bring the house down delivering stunning versions of the greatest music ever composed.

Anonymous said...

haha--cute idea!