April Showers @ 11 PM all month long
Donald Crisp gets the old school shower treatment from Sara Allgood in How Green Was My Valley (Best Picture win 1941) while their dirty dirty* boys look on. (Robert Redford also did this manual labor shower trick for Meryl Streep in Out of Africa but he was more gentle/sexy about it. Sara is hardcore, she just douses her man).
This is a totally green way to clean. Your shower water becomes your bath water. Voila!
*What?!? They're coal miners.