Sunday, July 30, 2006

Say What? Woody

I asked you to amuse us with dialogue or a caption. Here is Woody Allen on set with Colin Farrell & Ewan McGregor for the untitled Scoop followup. The winner was this unexpected one from "anonymous"


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I also thought Pedro's was cute.

Thank you to everyone who goofed with us on this. It's always interesting to see what you come up with. And this one's appropriate because next week is Scarlett Johansson week on the blog. Stay tuned.

20 comments:

Kamikaze Camel said...

Woody: And then you're going to have hot wild sex right here in the park.

Colin and Ewan: hahahaha... oh

JA said...

Woody: "...so she says, 'Don't be afraid of dying, Papa, I'll make sure you go out on top.'"

Anonymous said...

Woody: If you hold both of Scarlett's boobs in just the right way, you can hear this high-pitched theramin-like noise.

Arden said...

that's colin farrell?

adam k. said...

Woody: "So now we're gonna get the two of you and Scarlett in a threesome here in the park, only it's not actually for the film, it's just so I can film it and watch it later and pretend I'm you, and cause I know you guys like doing nudity."

Colin & Ewan: "Hell YEAH!"

Woody: "Why don't we call it, 'The United Kingdom'"?

adam k. said...

Woody: "Oh and just to clarify, it's not simulated... you're actually HAVING the sex..."

Mikadzuki said...

Woody: Guys, whatever you do, don't move. I wanna see that guy pull a worm out of his nostril.

Nick M. said...

I think 'anonymous' should win just because he referenced a theramin.

Pedro said...

Woody: "Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the catholic priest and the evangelical minister?"

Man #1 behind Collin & Ewan: "Here we go again..."
Man #2 behind Collin & Ewan: "Better fake our laughs, because his creativity is gone"

vince said...

Allen: "You're not going to believe this but ... Rosemary's Baby was actually a true story. Ira wrote it on a dare, I'm actually Satan, Mia and I had a secret relationship before I started putting her in my films, my great grandmother is a quarter Korean and Soon-Yi is really my child by blood. Mia's only bitter because she still stinks of tannis root."

Nick M. said...

What with all the unfair, cheap cracks at Woody?

You'd think everyone just returned from Scoop, or something.

Have you seen it (yet), Nat?

Pedro said...

Woody: "For the last time, guys, the name of the movie is To Soon-Yi, Thanks for Everything, Mia Farrow"

Anonymous said...

"Wait, wait - you mean neither of you have slept with Scarlet Johannson?? But I cast you in this movie so I could hear the stories..."

I don't really mean to pick on Woody (or Ewan or Colin or Scarlet, for that matter), but it's all I could come up with. :)

Anonymous said...

That or a slight variation-

"Wait, wait - you mean neither of you have slept with Scarlet Johannson?? But I cast you in this movie so I could hear the stories....

...Oh well, here's one of my own -"

BBats said...

This is kinda late but,
Woody: "I hope this isn't going to be a problem, but your both going to have to show your penis."

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