Sunday, February 10, 2008

Oscar Nomination Pie

Please pretend that this post was delivered, fresh from the oven in late January when the Oscar nominations were announced. Sure is one lopsided pie, huh? As you can see here November and December make up over 50% of the tasty ingredients. The Academy voters ignored that tattle tale Zodiac campaign this year "not all great movies come in the last six weeks of the year". They didn't give the acclaimed March release even one nomination. Perhaps they were punishing it for noting their limited baking supplies? The honor for earliest release to be nominated instead went to Norbit (!) ...

This pie is probably not safe to eat.


Just for good measure, here's what they cooked up last year. Even though they were clearly hankering for October's autumnal flavor, they managed to make a lot of the December releases feel like Best Picture nominees even though they weren't.


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2 comments:

J.D. said...

The bright blue part looks delicious though.

Mmmm... tastes like malice and tragedy. Just like mom used to make!

ojodiamante said...

La verdad sobre Carlos Reyes: es un
PAZGUATO de grandes ligas. Se hace
llamar "periodista" pero en realidad
es un frustrado IMBECIL que no sabe lo que hace; se cree con poder sobre todos los bloggistas, pero es un FANFARRON. Dice que es musico, pero en realidad es mediocre. Dice que pertenece al LARAS, lo cual es mentira...es un baboso mentiroso;
el pobre pendejo trabaja con un seudonimo de "Calinhosbrown" en honor al gran musico Brasileiro,del cual EL esta profundamente enamorado.Se rie de todos pensando que su blog "cineazteca" es la maravilla del mundo, pero en realidad, aunque el blog se ve bien
los he visto MEJORES. Finalmente,
Carlos Reyes es un frustrado, acomplejado, mimado que se cree mucho (pero es una mierda barata).
No solo eso es un COBARDE, que no quiere conocer a sus amigos ciberneticos (ah..mantenerlos de lejitos..) sera porque le huele a
podrida la boca o el sobaco.
Ese tipo de personaje no les conviene a Uds...pedanton, malcriado y peor BURRO, ya que se copia lo que pone en el blog de otros.