Saturday, January 28, 2006

Return of the FiLM BiTCH AWARDS

Gotta get this wrapped up... Medals will be handed out soon in the traditional categories. Until then, here's some more 'Best of's for the year that was.

Diva of the Year
Grand dame thespians, East Village performance artists, JAP comedians, bitter abandoned wives, and landladies with secrets.

Hero of the Year
Bruce, Malcolm, Sophie, Lisa, and Edward will save the day.

Musical Moments (Two Categories)
John & June, disreputable Broadway producers, New York bohemians, corpses and their nervous grooms, Austen heroines, trashy singers, church-going Carolinans, and southern pimps and their hoes star in the most tuneful scenes of 2005.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great hero list. Except you might want to edit it a bit. You have Christian Bale on the actual list, then again under finalists.

Kamikaze Camel said...

great song selections methinks. But then I'm a little bit drunk now, so who knows what I'll feel in the morning. ta.

btw, i totally adored the Augustus Gloop song from Charlie. Last Days had some nice musical moments too, but you didn't see that. I'm hungry.

dusty said...

What? Gromit's Were-Rabbit sleuthing didn't even net him an honorable mention for Hero Of The Year? Sheesh. :-)