Are you confused about whether or not you are Channing Tatum? If so, here's a simple guide to help you recognize.
Are you morally, physically... aesthetically opposed to wearing shirts?
Do you actually look younger with your head shaved?
Would you rather be modelling??
Do the simplest things confuse you???
Do you find that you can make everything about you?
(Like, say, when you're helping your friend choreograph her senior dance project and you give yourself the big solo in the middle of it. Or like when you're merely a supporting player --excuse me-- playa in a movie starring another young rising star and a hugely acclaimed comeback actor and your part isn't really bigger than the other supporting players (a double Oscar winner and a nominee), and yet you still make the DVD menu all about yourself)
If you answered √ to most of these questions, you are probably Channing Tatum!