"... like the time we ate a bunch of asparagus to see how long it takes before your pee smells funny. (DING!) It was very scientific. For me it was 11 minutes. For her it was 17.
Every day I found a new way to tell Lisa how much I loved her. 'If you died right now, I would throw myself into one of my Dad's cement trucks so I could be poured into your tomb.'"