Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Paparazzi Puzzlement (Kirsten Dunst)

Amuse us... Put something in Kiki's cart.

Your best guesses as to what we'll find there, captions, or quotables --anything-- in the comments, please...

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, they ain't got Oreos, but they still got them Mexican cookies you like and shit. Oh,they got calories? For real?

Ryan said...

Couple bottles of TEQUILA… to drink away the excruciating pain of knowing her (previously) unknown “Drop Dead Gorgeous” co-star has an Oscar nod while she doesn’t as well as to escape the agonizing images of the most gorgeous man on earth in the arms of “Elle Woods”.

*On that note she may want to toss in a box of ZIP LOCK BAGS for the pair of Jakey’s boxers we all know she has hidden somewhere. (Sorry Nathaniel) but God… what a STUPID bitch!

Rafael said...

"Who told me marijuana was now legal in L.A.?"

Anonymous said...

A good role.

Anonymous said...

A Sofia Coppola offer.

J.D. said...

Just like her career, she isn't that sure where she is...

Ron said...

"Great, now I can't remember if it's Kellogg's or Post. That damn machine at Lacuna worked a little too well."

lawyer tony fernando said...

Well, she´s obviously looking for some Coke, but not a Diet one!

lawyer tony fernando said...

Alma Del Mar is not pictured but in this supermarket we have two ladies that date(d) gay cowboys!

or

I never knew she was an extra in Fake Plastic trees video, wow we both love Radiohead!!! (I thought she was 14 by the time!)

E Dot said...

"CLEAN UP ON AISLE FOUR"

Anonymous said...

She's likes to put food in her cart, look at at and wonder what it would taste like, and then puts everything back.

vinci said...

"Okay, I only have fifteen minutes until "Celebrity Rehab" starts and I know I can make it if the Nutella is by the jams right before I make my last stop at the low-carb Oreo's on the way to the cashier."

Andrew said...

"Anyone know which isle has the movies-that-don't-ruin-your-career?"

adam k. said...

"Yo, guys, can't you leave me alone EVER? Seriously."

(drops some maxi-pads in cart)

Marco said...

"Let ME eat cake, people!"

mrripely said...

a black hole from which she must never return!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Jesus, these paparazzi bastards will follow me ANYwhere!"

"Listen up, assholes, I'm on a model's diet. Coffee, Diet Coke and cigarettes -- that's all, capish?! OK, I buckled and grabbed some Twizzlers, too, Mr. Food Nazis. You can quote me on that!"

M

Kamikaze Camel said...

Kiki takes the title of her upcoming movie - How to Lose Frinds and Alienate People - to grand new levels (as well as picking up a Diet Cola).

vincenzo said...

You're so mean with her. She's not even 30 and she's got Interview with the vampire, The Virgin Suicides, Spiderman 2, Marie-Antoinette, Eternal sunshine on the spotless mind on her resumé.

I'd be curious to know what's on your resumé ? Uh ? Or maybe you're just like those pathetic people with normal jobs who are so envious of famous actors ?

Anonymous said...

I agree with Vincenzo. Why do people trash her? For the most part, she's been able to avoid that whole scene where Lindsay, Paris, etc dwell. She's also made a very difficult transition from child actress to adult actress, with great titles in both.

Whats in the cart? I hope its a deal from Sofia Coppola. The two are great freinds and work very well together.

NATHANIEL R said...

i love her too. but things like this are just for fun and to break up the more serious film obsessing