"Altman and Lohan
Thank you, Career CPR
Yea, it's Just Her Luck"
"A Brief Haiku to L. Lohan :clears throat:
She looks healthy now.
A little more plump and hot.
Not like a twig. Yay!"
And even though he didn't win I have to give a special shout out to Vincent from L.A. who wrote a letter from La Lohan to the true divas of A Prairie Home Companion. Here it is...
Dear Meryl & Lily,
True film veterans with class,
Remember the Oscars in March
When you thrilled the audience en masse?
I recall an ER hunk, a blonde,
As well an ending fit for Karl Rove;
But, what really lingers in my mind,
Is the magic you two wove.
This industry should cater to women like you,
Not to every boy and man;
Thank you for the street cred.,
Signed, Lindsay Lohan.