Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Breaking News! Well, yesterday it was. Or the day before. What? This isn't a news site. okay let's start over.
Breaking News: Body parts now legally allowed to marry. Congratulations to the newly engaged couple, Abs & Boobs.
Sorry for the juvenalia but Ryan Reynolds abs freak me out. He's so impossibly sculpted I worry that he's actually a Terminator sent from the future to kill Linda Hamilton's son. The torso can't be real. He's a killer sex model of some sort: a T-3069. Scarlett Johansson we already know is inhuman or cloned to be everywhere at once, sent to enslave the whole world with her cartoon sized super-powered bosom, deep come hither voice and sensual lips. She's real, just multiplied.
...and for a little send off here's ScarJo getting dolled up for nothing in particular behind the scenes --it's her music video for "Falling Down"
Scarlett plays beautiful/bored so well, don'cha think? Flashes of Lost in Translation there in her familiar lethargically pretty mode. Websters is My Bitch is less kind and Candy Kirby is distraught.