If you came here looking for Ewan McGregor's penis (this happens every day. I know 'cuz I get charts) please don't be a lazy perv. It's called "renting a movie" It's not a complicated task, why, these days they'll even mail them to you! I bet you $10,000 you know how to do it! Ewan is kind enough to be naked in a bunch of them and most of those movies are good too. The best ones are Velvet Goldmine and Pillow Book.
Enjoy the cinema!