Thursday, October 16, 2008

Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie

Damn.

You always love me more, miles away
I hear it in your voice, we're miles away
You're not afraid to tell me, miles away...


I know the Guy Ritchie/Madonna breakup was all over the internets yesterday but I was choosing to ignore. I wanted those two crazy kids (both with new movies!) to be happy. But with reps having confirmed the oft rumored divorce for the first time, Guy & Madonna are officially no more. I'm wondering how Maddy is feeling about singing "Miles Away" each night on her Sticky & Sweet tour. It's so obviously one of her autobioromantical (word? sure!) songs like "Til Death Do Us Part" was about Sean or like I pretend various randy songs were about Tony Ward and a few other tuneswere about Carlos Leon. Remember how cute/stylin' Guy & Madge were in 2000, promoting each other's new projects, his (Snatch) and hers (Music)

Sigh. Frown. Sniffle.

I could post a million YouTube clips of them arm in arm being funny/snarky (there are so many) but it'd only make me sadder. Now we'll never have another Swept Away. Improbably this makes me sad.
*

11 comments:

Sally Belle said...

No more Swept Aways? Awww.

I'm afraid we won't get anymore Snatches either.

That really does make me sad.

lawyer tony fernando said...

I think he´s not into dildos anymore.
Anyone remembers that picture od them leaving the hotel and she was carrying a purple penetrator in her bag?

Maddie, you´re my idol, you´re a blond chick with big muscles and a *boy-boy fetish, we´re such a match in heaven !(Cabala edition)


* Sean Penn send a message to Madonna when he kissed James Franco in Milk, cause when he kissed him he just remembered her!

wgcareyjr said...

Will she lose her english accent in the divorce ?

Just wondering .....

Kurtis O said...

God, I wish I could trade the slightly off, slightly unnatural, slightly Zsa Zsa Gabor clone I've seen in recent publicity photos for the Madonna in that picture. I miss that face.

Anonymous said...

Sorry... totally OT, but I wasn't sure if you would look at The Road post again.. but holy cow!

The Road may be pushed back, The Soloist IS pushed back to 2009, Defiance IS pushed back to Dec. 31... Frost/Nixon and Changeling have received negative to mixed reviews.. who the heck knows what going on for The Reader- except that Winslet will be pushed supporting (which may free up a spot in the best actress race)...

the list goes on!

Michael Parsons said...

It is very very sad indeed, 'cause you know they tried. Well until she confides in me about the reason I will gossip no more.
Those poor kids, must be horrible for them. Spotlight living ain't for everyone.

EVIL CLOWN said...

Rock N Rolla will be just a taste of how good Ritchie will be without Madonna.

mrripley said...

madonna miles away single now please!!!

Anonymous said...

That BMW short "Star" that they did together was hilarious.

Too bad things didn't work out.

NATHANIEL R said...

yes it was. For anyone who missed my references to it in posts (i think i've actually put it up a few times) here it is.

Anonymous said...

so glad that guy is over with that old fucking bitch! maybe he can make good movies now!

That bitch needs to look at herself in the mirror and see her ugly face!