Tuesday, October 07, 2008

A Message To Wandering Internet Travellers...

If you came here looking for Ewan McGregor's penis (this happens every day. I know 'cuz I get charts) please don't be a lazy perv. It's called "renting a movie" It's not a complicated task, why, these days they'll even mail them to you! I bet you $10,000 you know how to do it! Ewan is kind enough to be naked in a bunch of them and most of those movies are good too. The best ones are Velvet Goldmine and Pillow Book.

Enjoy the cinema!

9 comments:

abstew said...

i saw VELVET GOLDMINE this summer outside at mccarren park pool. and let me tell you, you haven't experienced ewan in all his glory until you've seen it in a drained public pool, surrounded by hipsters, on an inflated screen. just as nature intended.

Anonymous said...

haha!

When I ran a blog I found out many visitors were searching for "mature women wearing sunglasses". Until then I didn't know that was a fetish (sunglasses). I never knew why google took them to my blog as I didn't have a single picture of a mature woman wearing (or not) sunglasses.

Iggy

Tashai said...

That's hillarious! I'll have to check those out. Can't remember the other one he was naked in....oh well, you probably know it. ;)

lawyer tony fernando said...

So no chances of you link me nude pictures of Roberts Englund right?

NATHANIEL R said...

robert englund?!? you mean like freddy with claws?

Anonymous said...

Young Adam, and the two seconds of penis in Trainspotting are good too.

Also, check out the weird "Solid Geometry" directed by Ewan's uncle Denis Lawson (Capt Antilles from the Original Star Wars).

- Curt Wild

Christine said...

Well, just so you know I got this link from topix.net which searches for all Ewan relevant material posted online be it blogs or news links. So I'm not a lazy perv.. ha ha, just followed a link. It's Pillow Book (a lot), Young Adam, and Velvet Goldmine. You can see Ewan in all his glory if any of you are that obsessed.

lawyer tony fernando said...

yeah! I´m really into kinky stuff!

By the way did you notice that the gay couple in Mamma Mia has one hottie? Juan Pabli di Pace, who was the star of Call on Me music video!

NATHANIEL R said...

christine --that's funny!

this all started when i titled a blogpost 'where on earth is ewan mcgregor's penis' some time ago (the post being about his absence from movies)

to this day people still come here by searches for "ewan mcgregor's penis"

perhaps i should title all posts something risque and watch my traffic multiply ;)