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"Come on in, the water is warm!""Wait a minute... why is it only warm over here?!?"
"You know ... from this angle you look like a movie star.""Shit ... do you think they saw us kissing?"
alternative to 1st photo:"You know ... the water is only three feet deep here, you can stan--oh, you ARE standing ... awkwaaaaaard."
"Are those gay rumours true?""Does Top Gun exist?"
@cal:you stole my idea ;D
Jeremy 1: I see you're drowning in the chilly waters of homophobia.Jeremy 2: Guys, "The Hurt Locker" was just a movie! I swear! (Sorry to get political!)
1Tom: It's so cold here.2Tom: Can you hug me to warm me up? Nobody is seeing.
Haha.Sorry, I couldn't resist :)
1. Tom "you've handled bombs before, right?Jeremy, "yes"2. Our mission is to dismantle M. Night Shyamalans LADY IN THE WATER, but I don't even know where to begin.
or this....1. Tom "Want to join me"Jeremy "Sure, your huge, I mean, your a star, I mean.."2. Tom "My closet will self destruct in 5 seconds."
Jeremy 1: Hooray, I'm drowning, now I can get my adrenaline fix!Tom 1: Wanna see my Top Gun?*later*Jeremy 2: Oh crap, they saw us.
1st pic:Jer: Are you trying to do something impossible?Tom: Not impossible. Just risky.2nd pic:Jer: Oh no, it's the MPAA. But we're not doing anything!Tom: They probably think you're hugging me.
In the first photo, why is Tom Cruise swimming like no tomorrow and Jeremy Renner is just standing there poised to smoke a filtered cigarette. Oh that's right, Tom Cruise is short.
"Let's fuck.""Oh shit we're being recorded!"
Jeremy: Why is that Blue Haired knife wielding psycho watching us?Tom: Oh, him? Don't be afraid. He's ace.
Don't worry, the Scientology space ship will pick us up any minute now.
1st Pic:Jeremy: You're doing great. You make a perfect Norman Maine.Tom: Thanks. I still can't believe you agreed to play Esther.2nd Pic:Tom: But aren't I supposed to swim out here all alone?Jeremy: Yeah, but it's the gay version so we both have to drown. (Jeremy adds, under his breath: Besides, I think I've got a better chance at an Oscar if I die too.)
Tom: Congratulations on "The Hurt Locker."Jeremy: Thanks! Congratulations on...sorry.
Tom: Did you bring Affleck's comeback guide?Jeremy: Yeah, I left it with Suri. She's cleaning all the body thetans off of it.
1st Picture:Jeremy: What are you looking at?Tom: The building that blew up in front of my eyes?Between photo link:A knife flies toward Renner, forcing him to dive into the water.Improvement on initial second photo caption.Jeremy: Is that blue-haired psycho one of yours?Tom: Yes. Ace, and, unlike me, on two levels.
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